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this is the thread the football board deserves, but not the one it needs right now.  so we’ll neg you.  because you can take it. 

What about do the generic "feed me" celebration? 

What’s wrong with rubbing your belly after a big play? 

Personally I’d love to see the robot after a big play.

I think we could all use some belly rubbing, or at least those who've upgraded to a keg from a 6 pack..

Exactly what a coach should do. See he is doing something that might fuck us at some point and nip it in the bud. Don't wait until it actually fucks us.

8 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Exactly what a coach should do. See he is doing something that might fuck us at some point and nip it in the bud. Don't wait until it actually fucks us.

Correct. My first thought was if we had Eck as ref for any upcoming games

Agree with Pop.

If I had done something like that during my day on the grid-iron, my ass would have been sitting on the bench for the rest of the game. If I had complained, it would have been two games. And my step-dad probably would have lit my ass up later also.

Get rid of the feed me shit, spinning the ball after the play, the superman shirt tear, all that fucking candy ass shit. Act like you've fucking been there. Hand the ball to the ref/help your teammates up, and get your ass back to the huddle or your lineup position.

/oldmanrantoverandout

3 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Correct. My first thought was if we had Eck as ref for any upcoming games

He somehow sucked so much he got promoted to the NFL.

Get off my lawn. 

21 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 Act like you've fucking been there. 

I endorse.

ACT LIKE YOU'VE FUCKING BEEN THERE.

In the end zone, don't commit self-inflicted concussion like Gus Frerotte.

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5 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What’s wrong with rubbing your belly after a big play? 

Personally I’d love to see the robot after a big play.

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Gary Johnson slapping his own head after a big play is pretty nice.

Sterns shot an arrow into the sky after a big play (I think USC?).

Corners crossing the arms after a pass break up.

I like those.

Who gives a shit?? 

The belly rub is great but I’d probably want to win a few more games before I patented my own sack dance. But that’s just my $.02

20 hours ago, Zavala said:

What about do the generic "feed me" celebration? 

This can't end soon enough.  Fucking hate it.

I don’t have a problem with it. I like the fire and passion to want to do something like that. I would hate to get a penalty for it 

Probably just me, but I'd like to see the team just flash a hook'em to the Texas fans after any "statement play". 

11 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Probably just me, but I'd like to see the team just flash a hook'em to the Texas fans after any "statement play". 

We have been flagged for that which is bullshit

Edited by taybo20

4 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

We have been flagged for that which is bullshit

Damn. I don't recall seeing that.  Maybe just blocked it out of my memory.  That is serious bullshit.

Damn. I don't recall seeing that.  Maybe just blocked it out of my memory.  That is serious bullshit.

Prob by T-Boone’s refs.
We have been flagged for that which is bullshit


But “Horns down” is perfectly fine. For anyone at any time. Fuckers.

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