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  • Hard Times
    Hard Times

    Only a fucking idiot would think there was going to be any type of coup. The US isn't a 3rd world country. And WTF was she going to do with a pocket knife against guns?

  • Hard Times
    Hard Times

    Here is an interesting opinion. I agree with parts, but not others. Good didn't deserve to die. She may have hit the gas, but she barely swiped the agent and the car was past him when he started shoot

  • Hard Times
    Hard Times

    With a pocket knife? Please tell me you IQ is lower than that of a farm animal. It was a bunch of losers trying to be cool, that's all.

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#554
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I’m not even sure the car made contact with him at all.

It didn't. The Times and WaPo both analyzed several different videos showing different angles and both concluded that it didn't. I think CNN did as well.

#558
22 hours ago, Tuco said:

He is perfect in it. He plays the character as both terrifying and comical. I'm guessing he watched old Lou Holtz clips to prepare.

Holy shit. I knew I'd seen Lockjaw before. I just couldn't quite put my finger on it. Old Lou was right on the tip of my brain.

#560

Pretty impressive he was able to get the fuck out of dodge so quickly with all that internal bleeding.

#563
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I’m not even sure the car made contact with him at all.

There's not a single video out there that shows that he was hit, and if there was, it would have been shoved in our faces at least a million times by now.

There are, however, numerous videos and analyses that show that the car comes close to him as she's turning right, but that his feet are well clear, and he's leaning in toward the car and maintains the same posture after the corner of the car is well past him. He wouldn't be able to do that if the car hit him.

#564
1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

Bleeding vagina syndrome.

Why you gotta disrespect vaginas like that? Vaginas are awesome. This guy is a piece of shit.

#565
12 minutes ago, wood said:

There's not a single video out there that shows that he was hit, and if there was, it would have been shoved in our faces at least a million times by now.

There are, however, numerous videos and analyses that show that the car comes close to him as she's turning right, but that his feet are well clear, and he's leaning in toward the car and maintains the same posture after the corner of the car is well past him. He wouldn't be able to do that if the car hit him.

Exactly. If the car "hit" him in any way that presented the slightest threat to that jackass's safety, he wouldn't not have been able to so quickly fire off three point blank shots standing straight up.

None of MAGA is physically or mentally capable of seeing that, though.

#566
34 minutes ago, royiv said:

Why you gotta disrespect vaginas like that? Vaginas are awesome. This guy is a piece of shit.

exactly. denigrating the only thing on earth keeping me clinging to the idea that there is a god, possibly, has gotta stop. these guys are acting the way they are because they can't attain the promised land, let's not forget

#567
34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Exactly. If the car "hit" him in any way that presented the slightest threat to that jackass's safety, he wouldn't not have been able to so quickly fire off three point blank shots standing straight up.

None of MAGA is physically or mentally capable of seeing that, though.

Also interesting to note that the one video the MAGAts are clinging to, saying it 'proves' he was hit, is very distant and blurry, and has been tampered with (sped up, not the orignal audio, clipped to less thasn 1 second and looped).

Because of course it's tampered with.

#569
5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sorry, there isnt a god. Or else shit like this wouldnt keep happening

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#570
3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It didn't. The Times and WaPo both analyzed several different videos showing different angles and both concluded that it didn't. I think CNN did as well.

Also, my eyes saw several videos, including the cell phone cam recorded by Ross himself. I don’t need the news to tell me this guy wasn’t hit by the car

#571
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Exactly. If the car "hit" him in any way that presented the slightest threat to that jackass's safety, he wouldn't not have been able to so quickly fire off three point blank shots standing straight up.

One handed. The other hand was holding a cell phone. While he stood on an icy street

#572
1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sorry, there isnt a god. Or else shit like this wouldnt keep happening

You're disregarding the possiblity that there are one or more gods that hate us and enjoy our suffering. Also, do you really think the perfect comedy that is aggy happens randomly?

#573
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump said he was run over and lucky to be alive. They have to make that the reality presented.

From the guy who had his ear shot off and healed in a matter of days. So, it must be true.

#575
53 minutes ago, softlynow said:

You're disregarding the possiblity that there are one or more gods that hate us and enjoy our suffering. Also, do you really think the perfect comedy that is aggy happens randomly?

I worship the comedy god every day.

#576
1 hour ago, softlynow said:

You're disregarding the possiblity that there are one or more gods that hate us and enjoy our suffering

Which is why we should be sacrificing to multiple gods on a fairly regular basis while blasting Loreena McKennitt

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#577
3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Sorry, there isnt a god. Or else shit like this wouldnt keep happening

I am quoting this because it is an opportunity to say that many posters state they do not believe in a God because they find no evidence of a God acting as the God of their own construction ought to act.

#578
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

I am quoting this because it is an opportunity to say that many posters state they do not believe in a God because they find no evidence of a God acting as the God of their own construction ought to act.

Touche

#579

so what you're saying is god may indeed exist, he's just an asshole? i mean, that tracks.

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#580
30 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so what you're saying is god may indeed exist, he's just an asshole? i mean, that tracks.

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And if that’s the case then fuck that guy. I’ll go hang out with Ozzy in hell.

#582
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

so what you're saying is god may indeed exist, he's just an asshole? i mean, that tracks.

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Yes, I believe in a divine God. As certainly as I believe in the Earth and stars. And, yeah, reality can be quite cruel and harsh. Counterpoint: dogs.

#583
3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Yes, I believe in a divine God. As certainly as I believe in the Earth and stars. And, yeah, reality can be quite cruel and harsh. Counterpoint: dogs.

You don't have to believe in the Earth and stars. You can touch one and see the other.

#584
1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

You don't have to believe in the Earth and stars. You can touch one and see the other.

I won’t argue with that. Descartes did. But not me.

Edited to add that I believe in God in part because I can touch the Earth and see the stars.

Edited by Willfully Horn

#585
17 hours ago, royiv said:

Why you gotta disrespect vaginas like that? Vaginas are awesome. This guy is a piece of shit.

This. It might be time to axe the whole idea of using femenized language to denote something as weak/unserious/stupid. If we're being honest, it's the opposite.

Edited by LateAughtsHorn

#586
11 hours ago, mchookem said:

so what you're saying is god may indeed exist, he's just an asshole? i mean, that tracks.

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Damn, shes gotten fine as hell since School of Rock

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