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Hey yo it's gameday, champ - Official Surly Roll Call Thread of Dominance

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Get yer day started right

7-texas-football-cheerleaders-1.jpg

 

Oh yeah... let's slay this wizard. 4-1 and OU fucking (as always) sucks.

 

Today we exorcise our purple wizard demons. Let's do this!!!

! ! !  \m/ T E X A S \m/  ! ! !

From the cousin-fucking pines of Little Rock....FIGHT!

From The Flats where all hope is lost so my hopes are pinned on Texas, FIGHT!

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From cloudy, drizzly cowtown

TEXAS!

Serve me some purple drank today, bitches. 

TEXAS!!!

From scenic downtown McKinney... FIGHT!!!

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Get yer day started right

7-texas-football-cheerleaders-1.jpg

 

Oh yeah... let's slay this wizard. 4-1 and OU fucking (as always) sucks.

 

ahhhhh... 2006 pom.

3 of them are/were scissor sisters.  1 of them still is (it is known).

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oh yes, sorry.... from the astral plane preparing the mother of all double-zero initiative die rolls for the wizard......

TILTOWAIT!

Thanking all that is holy that my Ohio State fan friend made sure his wedding upstate this weekend is on Sunday...

FIGHT!

you have a jort friend.

you are going to his wedding.  in ohio.

there's a saying, i think it's in tennessee.....

Today will be the first time (since the formation of the Big 12) that I haven't been in Manhattan for a UT game. If we win, I guess you can blame me for our 20 years of suck (although I WAS there to see us win in 2002, so it's not 100% my fault).

I can still remember my first trip to Rusty's in '98- the Shiner Bocks were $2 and we drank ALL of them. And for some reason, Jackyl was playing outside as a street party. Sadly, I saw no chainsaws. Hey, that was Major's first start! Fuck I'm old.

 

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you have a jort friend.

you are going to his wedding.  in ohio.

there's a saying, i think it's in tennessee.....

Upstate NY. It's pretty much the same thing to be honest.

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

3 of them are/were scissor sisters.  1 of them still is (it is known).

 

go on...

9 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

Today will be the first time (since the formation of the Big 12) that I haven't been in Manhattan for a UT game. If we win, I guess you can blame me for our 20 years of suck (although I WAS there to see us win in 2002, so it's not 100% my fault).

I can still remember my first trip to Rusty's in '98- the Shiner Bocks were $2 and we drank ALL of them. And for some reason, Jackyl was playing outside as a street party. Sadly, I saw no chainsaws. Hey, that was Major's first start! Fuck I'm old.

The Weapon.  Learn it.  Plz.

Let's tear down Snyder Family Isengard and bring the Purple Wizard down.

From North ATX cooking some tortilla soup for the game...FIGHT!!!!!

So far this year, we've taken on unnatural forces of nature, battled against the Armies of Rome, slayed fucking dragons. All have brought glory to House Texas.

Today my brethren, we face the dark sorcery of the purple wizard. Go forth and defeat this most masterful and cunning of foes. LONG LIVE BEVO XV, LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!

18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not out here.

To the Surly cave! 

 

 

Im guessing 2,3 and 7

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

So far this year, we've taken on unnatural forces of nature, battled against the Armies of Rome, slayed fucking dragons. All have brought glory to House Texas.

Today my brethren, we face the dark sorcery of the purple wizard. Go forth and defeat this most masterful and cunning of foes. LONG LIVE BEVO XV, LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!

All that and we lost to some heatstroked turtles. Life's weird, man.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

All that and we lost to some heatstroked turtles. Life's weird, man.

Dude.  They were teen-aged mutants.  They fought like ninjas.

Winning is hard!

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Sitting on my couch in Liberty Hill drinking whiskey at 10:30am(and ou still sucks)

 

FIGHT!

 

3 hours ago, Assman said:

From the cousin-fucking pines of Little Rock....FIGHT!

You know the rules...

From my Austin garage gym on a rainy morning,  FIGHT!!!

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

All that and we lost to some heatstroked turtles. Life's weird, man.

Lo, the turtles of House Maryland did launch a fortuitous assault upon House Texas. Aye, we did not fair the well in that battle. The young warriors of House Texas have taken their defeats and looked upon them and found them to be beneath their great stature. Today they stand ready to cast off such utterances and claim this victory!

Fuck yeah LETS GO

FROM GALVESTON

FIGHT!!!!

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9 hours ago, MaxHorn said:

Today will be the first time (since the formation of the Big 12) that I haven't been in Manhattan for a UT game. If we win, I guess you can blame me for our 20 years of suck (although I WAS there to see us win in 2002, so it's not 100% my fault).

I can still remember my first trip to Rusty's in '98- the Shiner Bocks were $2 and we drank ALL of them. And for some reason, Jackyl was playing outside as a street party. Sadly, I saw no chainsaws. Hey, that was Major's first start! Fuck I'm old.

 

Consider yourself BLAMED!

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Thanks for the roll call, boys. 

Lost my first $20 of the betting season on Texas to cover. Fuck it. 

From Dallas, Texas, OU Sucks and Hook Em. 

Safe travels to everyone making the trip this weekend. 

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