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  • If Hager has one more play in him today, let it be here. 

  • Really? Was it great coaching to start Delton instead of Thompson? Better coaching to get them a 19-0 deficit with 76 yards offense in the first half? Better coaching to score a whopping 14 points,

  • safety! Safety-dance! Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say, we can go

Boom. If you’re KSU OC you might be seeing if Snyder will let you warm up the bullpen. 

safety!
Safety-dance!
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.
Dances!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
I say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Safety
Safety-dance
We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance

Hola Charles nice to meet you. Le puedes decir ah Breckyn that we’d like to meet him as well. Gracias chico! 

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Turn up he heat.  Pour it on.  Score 60.

Not enough

Is it possible we mudhole the wizard in his own lair?

I want to believe.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is going to be an ass raping

Going to be? This already is. They aren't scoring a fucking point. This is the Texas that used to make SEC giants sweat.

Maybe the Wizard is losing his touch, cause this QB stinks. 

Purple Wizard is shortening the game for one team.  

Amazing play on all sides of the ball. Hope Beck is enjoying the show... on TV


Why don’t you sit out a few games, Tim. We care about your health.

All you Shane lovers may get to see your boy in the 2nd half. 

Omenihu doing work today!!!

Just now, Helobious said:

PBP announcer seems like a bit of a cunt.

Brando hates us. Tillman is a sooner so he does too, but he’s much more professional than Timmy. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Great to see Nelson showing incredible senior captain leadership there with Omenihu being a numbnuts (plus McCulloch as well)

seriously lacking last year when we had real character issue guys like Poona Ford as captains. wait, what Fox?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:
safety!
Safety-dance!
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.
Dances!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
I say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Safety
Safety-dance
We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance

TL;DR. Safety

Holy shit—maybe we’re good at football again!


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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

PBP announcer seems like a bit of a cunt.

He’s a longtime Texas hater. Always called us soft, until our 2005 team shoved it up his fucking ass

So uncalled for. I hope Herman knows this shit will only work against shitty teams.

Jesus dude try being happy, you’re such searching for something to bitch about now
Just now, Zavala said:

All you Shane lovers may get to see your boy in the 2nd half. 

Holding a clipboard for a freshman qb?

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