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And he stole the bag o dicks from bob. 

Lincoln Riley went to a nude beach and called the cops because he was offended by all the bare breasts jiggling.

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Lincoln Riley sits in the right lane at a red light when he's not turning right.

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Lincoln Riley thinks gonorrhea means pepto- bismol worked. 

Lincoln Riley can't decide if his favorite band is Creed or Nickelback.

Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley. 

46 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley sits in the right lane at a red light when he's not turning right.

Too far

Lincoln Riley tore the tag off his mattress....in the daytime.

Lincoln Riley can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch 

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Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. 

Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll. 

Just now, Treefidy said:

Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. 

Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll. 

He also shits like this

Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.

Lincoln Riley thinks Kim Jong Un has great sense of style

Lincoln riley pees in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants.

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8 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I love these after-win drunk threads!

 

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Lincoln riley pres in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants.

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14 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

He also shits like this

Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.

So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again?    I should have known he was that guy. 

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again?    I should have known he was that guy. 

I'm saying he shits on the toilet seat like a fucking savage is what I'm saying.

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Lincoln Riley thinks hope solo is Hans chaste daughter.  

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4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home.

Lincoln Riley also hates that it's really the OU game.  He prefers Red River Rivalry. 

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Lincoln Riley leaves frozen items on the shelf of the cereal section of the grocery store.

Lincoln Riley likes his bag of dicks with the nuts still attached. With jack sauce.

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Lincoln riley "borrowed" his neighbor's bug zapper 5 years ago and never had any intention of returning it.

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lincoln Riley smells like FARTS

To be sure, that's because he drives a Prius and farts inside of it with the windows locked.

Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries

Lincoln Riley raped that Ford chick.

Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is

1 minute ago, Otter said:

Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries

Not so fast my friend! My neighbor plugged a hole in her boat with one of those.

Lincoln Riley has a tramp stamp tattoo of Jar Jar Binks.

Lincoln Riley still uses AOL as his main Internet service.  

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