September 29, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley went to a nude beach and called the cops because he was offended by all the bare breasts jiggling.
September 29, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley earns $10 the hard way in the trailer park...one quarter at a time.
September 29, 20187 yr Popular Post Lincoln Riley sits in the right lane at a red light when he's not turning right.
September 30, 20187 yr Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley.
September 30, 20187 yr 46 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Lincoln Riley sits in the right lane at a red light when he's not turning right. Too far
September 30, 20187 yr Author Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll.
September 30, 20187 yr Just now, Treefidy said: Lincoln Riley pees on public toilet seats, while sitting down. Hes also the asshole who pees on the paper roll. He also shits like this So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln riley pees in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants. Edited September 30, 20187 yr by HOOK'EMHOOAH
September 30, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, Wishbone said: I love these after-win drunk threads! 2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: Lincoln riley pres in the urinal next to you even if there are enough to have the requisite open urinal between all occupants. 🤣
September 30, 20187 yr Author 14 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: He also shits like this So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners. So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again? I should have known he was that guy.
September 30, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Treefidy said: So what your saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again? I should have known he was that guy. I'm saying he shits on the toilet seat like a fucking savage is what I'm saying. Edited September 30, 20187 yr by HOOK'EMHOOAH
September 30, 20187 yr Author 4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said: Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home. Lincoln Riley also hates that it's really the OU game. He prefers Red River Rivalry. Edited September 30, 20187 yr by Treefidy
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley leaves frozen items on the shelf of the cereal section of the grocery store.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley likes his bag of dicks with the nuts still attached. With jack sauce. Edited September 30, 20187 yr by Wishbone
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln riley "borrowed" his neighbor's bug zapper 5 years ago and never had any intention of returning it. Edited September 30, 20187 yr by HOOK'EMHOOAH
September 30, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said: Lincoln Riley smells like FARTS To be sure, that's because he drives a Prius and farts inside of it with the windows locked.
September 30, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Otter said: Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries Not so fast my friend! My neighbor plugged a hole in her boat with one of those.
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