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#51

Lincoln Riley thinks Tim beck is an underrated OC.

Lincoln Riley likes road construction on the interstate.

Lincoln Riley thinks Thanos is an OK dude

#52
15 minutes ago, The Tower said:

Lincoln Riley still uses AOL as his main Internet service.  

...and Netscape

#60

Lincoln Riley think Joe Mixon has overcome tremendous adversity and is a shining inspiration to young men chasing their dreams

#63

Lincoln Riley doesn't use the "courtesy flush"...

#65

Lincoln Riley never has his ID or boarding pass out of his luggage at the TSA line.

#67

Lincoln Riley hogs the armrest on the plane and won't stop talking to the guy next to him about "this great marketing opportunity"

#69

Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks

#72
9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks

Oklahoma's endowment actually does

#80

Lincoln Riley is the poster child for the pro-choice movement 

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#83

Lincoln Riley not only wades in the Red River but he drinks from it....

16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Lincoln Riley eats at the chumbucket

 

16 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the crock pot with some liquid smoke.

 

#86

When Lincoln Riley goes out he orders whiskey and diet minus the whiskey.  

Edited by SDG

#87

Lincoln Riley always takes his full basket of dicks through the express line at the grocery store.  

#89
5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Lincoln Riley always takes his full basket of dicks through the express line at the grocery store and waits until the cashier gives him the total before opening his purse to write a check for his dick purchases.  

fiflr

#93

Lincoln Riley likes his steaks cooked well-done. He asks that they cut the cheese on his cheeseburgers. Also loves Zima.

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#96

Lincoln Riley thinks Kate Beckinsale could stand to lose a few lbs. 

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#98

Lincoln Riley thinks the Lincoln continental is one of his relatives from the American revolution. 

#100
4 hours ago, Goodman said:

Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. 

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He obviously hates his legs.  Good god man, a lunge every once in a while might keep you walking a few more years. 

Am I doing this right?

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