September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley thinks Tim beck is an underrated OC. Lincoln Riley likes road construction on the interstate. Lincoln Riley thinks Thanos is an OK dude
September 30, 20187 yr 15 minutes ago, The Tower said: Lincoln Riley still uses AOL as his main Internet service. ...and Netscape
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley sucks He sniffs his fingers post scratch of his own soiled taint.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley is a HUGE fan of Microsoft clippy and is pissed that he's not still around
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley thinks Garrett and Linehan's offense with the Cowboys is new age and exciting.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley think Joe Mixon has overcome tremendous adversity and is a shining inspiration to young men chasing their dreams
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley never has his ID or boarding pass out of his luggage at the TSA line.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley hogs the armrest on the plane and won't stop talking to the guy next to him about "this great marketing opportunity"
September 30, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, elfenix said: Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks Oklahoma's endowment actually does
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley dips his chicken tenders in coke Edited September 30, 20187 yr by Chilly Water
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley is the poster child for the pro-choice movement Edited September 30, 20187 yr by Otter
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley likes to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley not only wades in the Red River but he drinks from it.... 16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Lincoln Riley eats at the chumbucket 16 hours ago, BradInATX said: Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the crock pot with some liquid smoke.
September 30, 20187 yr When Lincoln Riley goes out he orders whiskey and diet minus the whiskey. Edited September 30, 20187 yr by SDG
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley always takes his full basket of dicks through the express line at the grocery store.
September 30, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, SDG said: Lincoln Riley always takes his full basket of dicks through the express line at the grocery store and waits until the cashier gives him the total before opening his purse to write a check for his dick purchases. fiflr
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley is a fan of Toby Keith;s musical talents and Jerry Jones' General Manager skills.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley likes his steaks cooked well-done. He asks that they cut the cheese on his cheeseburgers. Also loves Zima.
September 30, 20187 yr If ignorance is bliss, Lincoln Riley must be the happiest mother fucker on the planet.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley leaves his cart in a handicapped parking spot instead of returning it to the corral
September 30, 20187 yr Author Lincoln Riley thinks the Lincoln continental is one of his relatives from the American revolution.
September 30, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Goodman said: Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. He obviously hates his legs. Good god man, a lunge every once in a while might keep you walking a few more years. Am I doing this right?
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