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Lincoln Riley thinks Tim beck is an underrated OC.

Lincoln Riley likes road construction on the interstate.

Lincoln Riley thinks Thanos is an OK dude

15 minutes ago, The Tower said:

Lincoln Riley still uses AOL as his main Internet service.  

...and Netscape

Lincoln Riley is a HUGE fan of Microsoft clippy and is pissed that he's not still around

Lincoln Riley thinks Jethro Tull is one of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Lincoln Riley thinks Garrett and Linehan's offense with the Cowboys is new age and exciting.

 

Lincoln Riley think Joe Mixon has overcome tremendous adversity and is a shining inspiration to young men chasing their dreams

Lincoln Riley doesn't use the "courtesy flush"...

Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the crock pot with some liquid smoke.

Lincoln Riley never has his ID or boarding pass out of his luggage at the TSA line.

Lincoln Riley hogs the armrest on the plane and won't stop talking to the guy next to him about "this great marketing opportunity"

Lincoln Riley has an emotional support possum

 

 

Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks

Lincoln Riley can't quite figure out why it's called a two point conversion

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks

Oklahoma's endowment actually does

Lincoln Riley dips his chicken tenders in coke

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Lincoln Riley started the flat earth movement.

Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. 

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Lincoln Riley is so ugly he makes blind kids cry

Lincoln Riley is the poster child for the pro-choice movement 

Edited by Otter

Lincoln Riley likes to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

Lincoln Riley not only wades in the Red River but he drinks from it....

16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Lincoln Riley eats at the chumbucket

 

16 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the crock pot with some liquid smoke.

 

Lincoln Riley thinks oral sex is when you talk about it. 

When Lincoln Riley goes out he orders whiskey and diet minus the whiskey.  

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Lincoln Riley always takes his full basket of dicks through the express line at the grocery store.  

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Lincoln Riley always takes his full basket of dicks through the express line at the grocery store and waits until the cashier gives him the total before opening his purse to write a check for his dick purchases.  

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Lincoln Riley is a fan of Toby Keith;s musical talents and Jerry Jones' General Manager skills.

Lincoln Riley claims to read the Surly but flunked out of first grade

Lincoln Riley likes his steaks cooked well-done. He asks that they cut the cheese on his cheeseburgers. Also loves Zima.

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Lincoln Riley thinks Kate Beckinsale could stand to lose a few lbs. 

Lincoln Riley leaves his cart in a handicapped parking spot instead of returning it to the corral 

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Lincoln Riley thinks the Lincoln continental is one of his relatives from the American revolution. 

4 hours ago, Goodman said:

Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. 

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He obviously hates his legs.  Good god man, a lunge every once in a while might keep you walking a few more years. 

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