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#111

Lincoln Riley probably fucks men in the bum without consent. All signs point to the fact that he studies the patterns of life of young males and then inserts his really gross cock into their unsuspecting bums when it suits his fancy. What a fucking loser. We should try to beat his football team next weekend to make amends for all of his habitual bum raping of innocent men.

#113

Lincoln Riley is championing mandatory gay conversion therapy in all Oklahoma public schools for all students.

 

#118

Lincoln Riley undercooks his brisket, cuts the bark off, throws it in the trash, cuts the rest with the grain, and washes it down with a skinny daiquiri from Eskimo Hut.

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#123

Lincoln Riley channels scientific genius not typically known to the state of Oklahoma to revive a single human, squanders the opportunity by choosing Adolf Eichmann, and then passively watches with a crimson and creamy object in his bum while Neu Eichmann organizes the incineration of coastal Florida Jewry. What a prodigal necromancer.

#125

Lincoln Riley puts 20 items in his grocery cart and gets in the 15 item max express checkout lane.  Then he tries to pass off expired coupons.  And if that's not enough to piss you off, then he argues with the cashier and asks to speak to a manager.

#129

Lincoln Riley drives around Norman after midnight and steals the big wheels that kids leave in their driveways.

What a dick.

#131

Lincoln Riley is extremely offended by Colin Kaepernick taking a knee during the Star-Spangled banner, but substitutes “Sooners” for “Brave” at the end of that same anthem.

#139
3 hours ago, VandyHorn said:

Lincoln Riley puts 20 items in his grocery cart and gets in the 15 item max express checkout lane.  Then he tries to pass off expired coupons.  And if that's not enough to piss you off, then he argues with the cashier and asks to speak to a manager.

And then he asks for a pack of menthols. No, not those. The ones with the green top. No, the ones that were there last week. Ugh, just give me the ones that are under lock and key four aisles down. 

#143

Lincoln Riley doesn’t use turn signals in his convertible Sebring. His hands are too busy air-drumming to “I can’t drive 55” while he cruises 57 in the fast lane with a convoy in hot pursuit of folks who can’t wait to give him the “you’re #1” hand signal.

#145
12 hours ago, Chilly Water said:

When Lincoln Riley goes to a bar, he orders a glass of warm buttermilk

Picture evidence of Lincoln riley doing so:

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#147
19 hours ago, Goodman said:

Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. 

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Lincoln Riley wears pleated khakis.

#150

Lincoln riley orders his dicks well-done then complains to the manager after eating the entire meal so he doesn't have to pay for them.

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