September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley’s birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley probably fucks men in the bum without consent. All signs point to the fact that he studies the patterns of life of young males and then inserts his really gross cock into their unsuspecting bums when it suits his fancy. What a fucking loser. We should try to beat his football team next weekend to make amends for all of his habitual bum raping of innocent men.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley is championing mandatory gay conversion therapy in all Oklahoma public schools for all students.
September 30, 20187 yr Lincoln riley finds cracker barrel on a Friday night to be a delightful experience.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley undercooks his brisket, cuts the bark off, throws it in the trash, cuts the rest with the grain, and washes it down with a skinny daiquiri from Eskimo Hut. Edited October 1, 20187 yr by dcbc
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley stole a Big Wheel bike from Toys for Tots and gave it to Kyler Murray.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley channels scientific genius not typically known to the state of Oklahoma to revive a single human, squanders the opportunity by choosing Adolf Eichmann, and then passively watches with a crimson and creamy object in his bum while Neu Eichmann organizes the incineration of coastal Florida Jewry. What a prodigal necromancer.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley puts 20 items in his grocery cart and gets in the 15 item max express checkout lane. Then he tries to pass off expired coupons. And if that's not enough to piss you off, then he argues with the cashier and asks to speak to a manager.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley steals old people's Social Security checks to fund his furry porn and cheetos while on meth habit.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley drives around Norman after midnight and steals the big wheels that kids leave in their driveways. What a dick.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley parks in the white zone even though he is neither loading nor unloading.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley is extremely offended by Colin Kaepernick taking a knee during the Star-Spangled banner, but substitutes “Sooners” for “Brave” at the end of that same anthem.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley switched your car insurance away from GEICO and pocketed the extra 15%.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley is why people have to put "this product may contain peanuts" on a jar of peanut butter.
October 1, 20187 yr LIncoln Riley believes "flammable" and "inflammable" mean different things and you can all just go to hell.
October 1, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, VandyHorn said: Lincoln Riley puts 20 items in his grocery cart and gets in the 15 item max express checkout lane. Then he tries to pass off expired coupons. And if that's not enough to piss you off, then he argues with the cashier and asks to speak to a manager. And then he asks for a pack of menthols. No, not those. The ones with the green top. No, the ones that were there last week. Ugh, just give me the ones that are under lock and key four aisles down.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln riley has epic melt downs if disabled veterans try to fly with their service dogs on the same flight as him
October 1, 20187 yr For vacations, Lincoln Riley flies into Austin-Bergstrom so he can rent a car to visit Magnolia Farms in Waco.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley doesn’t use turn signals in his convertible Sebring. His hands are too busy air-drumming to “I can’t drive 55” while he cruises 57 in the fast lane with a convoy in hot pursuit of folks who can’t wait to give him the “you’re #1” hand signal.
October 1, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, Chilly Water said: When Lincoln Riley goes to a bar, he orders a glass of warm buttermilk Picture evidence of Lincoln riley doing so:
October 1, 20187 yr 19 hours ago, Goodman said: Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. Lincoln Riley wears pleated khakis.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln riley orders his dicks well-done then complains to the manager after eating the entire meal so he doesn't have to pay for them.
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