October 1, 20187 yr On 9/29/2018 at 7:04 PM, EtOH said: Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley. Then he pushes every button for every floor, even if nobody is getting off on that floor.
October 1, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, Vertigo said: Lincoln Riley never racks his weights. and does curls in the squat rack.
October 1, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Goodman said: Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. Lincoln Riley’s wife would like speak to the manager.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley does keto and has never felt better in his life. He eats lots of the good fats.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley quotes Steinbeck during his press conferences to make himself appear thoughtful and deep.
October 1, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Goodman said: Holy cow. Dude married the bulimic, down's syndrome version of Maria Bamford.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley pinches a little bit out of each sack of weed he sells his players.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley would like to tell you about his fantasy football team. It’s doing pretty well, especially when you consider all the injuries he’s had.
October 1, 20187 yr On 9/29/2018 at 7:28 PM, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: I'm saying he shits on the toilet seat like a fucking savage is what I'm saying. Actually shitting like that is helpful for those afflicted by hemorrhoids because it reduces intra-abdominal pressure on the colon. Lincoln Riley shits through a hemorrhoid-infested rectum and anus in meth-head occupied trailers without municipal septic utilities. How about that?
October 1, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, GRHorn said: Lincoln Riley pinches a little bit out of each sack of weed he sells his players. Lincoln Riley smokes sticks and stems because they're analogous to dicks.
October 1, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: Lincoln riley has epic melt downs if disabled veterans try to fly with their service dogs on the same flight as him they really set his possum off Edited October 1, 20187 yr by elfenix
October 1, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Goodman said: Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. You sure that’s not Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory dressed in drag?
October 1, 20187 yr 19 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said: Lincoln Riley’s birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 19 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said: Lincoln Riley’s family tree is a cactus ... everyone one on it is a prick. God damn those are great!
October 1, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said: Lincoln Riley looks like an alien ewok pretending to be human. FIFY
October 1, 20187 yr He also shits like this So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners. He shits with his pants on? Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the crock pot with some liquid smoke. Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks Lincoln Riley dips his chicken tenders in coke When Lincoln Riley goes to a bar, he orders a glass of warm buttermilk Actually shitting like that is helpful for those afflicted by hemorrhoids because it reduces intra-abdominal pressure on the colon. Lincoln Riley shits through a hemorrhoid-infested rectum and anus in meth-head occupied trailers without municipal septic utilities. How about that?
October 1, 20187 yr He also shits like this So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners. He shits with his pants on? Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the metal turkey pan with some liquid smoke. Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks so does this guy Lincoln Riley dips his chicken tenders in meth When Lincoln Riley goes to a bar, he orders a glass of warm buttmilk Actually shitting like that is helpful for those afflicted by hemorrhoids because it reduces intra-abdominal pressure on the colon. Lincoln Riley shits through a hemorrhoid-infested rectum and anus in meth-head occupied trailers without municipal septic utilities. How about that? shitting with the pants on helps hemorroids?KinkyLincoln Riley loves to eat Doug Rader decorated cakes.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley prefers tofu to Franklins BBQ. Lincoln Riley hates chips & salsa and loathes guacamole. Lincoln Riley reminds people Alaska is bigger than Texas. Lincoln Riley does not keep groom batchelor party escapades a secret and tells the bride everything. Lincoln Riley writes checks at the convenient store.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley watches reruns of Hee-Haw, and asks people to explain the jokes to him.
October 1, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley calls fouls in pickup basketball Lincoln Riley passes school buses when the stop sign is out Lincoln Riley thinks Jared Leto was the best Joker Lincoln Riley plays like shit in pick up basketball then blames it on a "tough chest day workout yesterday" Lincoln Riley thought that Joaquin Phoenix was the good guy in the movie Gladiator
October 1, 20187 yr On 9/29/2018 at 8:26 PM, Treefidy said: So what yur saying is Lincoln Riley thinks a double decker is when he does an upper decker, leaves, and comes back and does it again? I should have known he was that guy. FIFY
October 2, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley sits at third base and draws the paint that should have busted the dealer...when everyone else doubled down.
October 2, 20187 yr Author lincoln Riley tried to hire a WR coach from urban, because OU is the home of the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th chances.
October 2, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said: Lincoln Riley steals his defensive scheme from David Gibbs. And his vocal range from Barry Gibb
October 2, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley uses his empty chocolate milk jugs to catch fart bubbles while taking a bubble bath. He then sucks the farts into syringes to later inject into his lips. He calls this procedure buttox.
October 2, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley puts his dirty plate, cup, and fork in the dishwasher when everything else in it is clean.
October 2, 20187 yr Lincoln Riley shits on people’s lawns when his wife walks him. His wife doesn’t pick it up.
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