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#203

Lincoln Riley gives people action items at meetings.... and weasles out of ones assigned to him.

#208
5 minutes ago, Greg Focker said:

Lincoln Riley is undefeated as HC against texas.

Not for long.

#209

Lincoln Riley personally celebrates Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. 

Edited by Dnaguy

#212

Lincoln Riley takes up the entire boat ramp wiping down his boat on Memorial Day.

Edited by Vertigo

#213
On ‎9‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 1:17 PM, Goodman said:

Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. 

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you guys might want to cut Mrs. Riley a little slack.......

her grandfather

 

 

#214
Lincoln Riley is undefeated as HC against texas.


Lincoln Riley posts on Surly Horns under the name “Greg Focker” He chose that name because he has a birth defect that causes his nipples to lactate.
#215

When you ask Lincoln Riley how’s he doing he chuckles and says, “Living the dream”. 

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#216

Lincoln Riley thinks he's clever for getting personalized plates that says "Riley" on his Ford Expedition. 

Edited by Treefidy

#219
1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Lincoln Riley had a plan to rescue the Taiwanese cave boys using leftover wagon parts.

Lincoln Riley thinks that people from Thailand are called Taiwanese.

#220
Lincoln Riley thinks that people from Thailand are called Taiwanese.
Lincoln Riley has a special name for little boys from Thailand, and it's not "Taiwanese."
#223

Lincoln Riley talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded

And ou sux...fin

#226

Lincoln Riley not only started a GoFundMe for Joe Mixon’s legal defense, he’s funding a statue of the fight on campus. There’s talk of a movie dedicated to how he defended himself.

#227

Lincoln Riley doesn't believe in vaccinations, because it "makes you gay", and he doesn't need that competition for his bags o' dick

#232
16 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Lincoln Riley triple stamps a double definitely has a tramp stamp.

Fify.

#236
Lincoln Riley’s favorite movie is “Titanic”
and he is anxiously waiting for the sequel.
Lincoln Riley was shocked when the boat sank. Really didn't see that one coming.
#247

Lincoln Riley loves stickers of stick figure families on the back of SUVs. Especially the Mickey head ones.

#248
On 9/29/2018 at 8:53 PM, Wishbone said:

Not so fast my friend! My neighbor plugged a hole in her boat vagina with one of those.

FIFY

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