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Lincoln Riley drags his butt across the carpet to wipe. 

Lincoln Riley gives people action items at meetings.... and weasles out of ones assigned to him.

lincoln riley is excited by financial planning commercials

Lincoln Riley drives with his dog on his lap. 

5 minutes ago, Greg Focker said:

Lincoln Riley is undefeated as HC against texas.

Not for long.

Lincoln Riley personally celebrates Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. 

Edited by Dnaguy

Lincoln Riley's ass itches and his fingers stink.

Lincoln Riley takes up the entire boat ramp wiping down his boat on Memorial Day.

Edited by Vertigo

On ‎9‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 1:17 PM, Goodman said:

Obviously married to his under age, anorexic-wig wearing cousin. 

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you guys might want to cut Mrs. Riley a little slack.......

her grandfather

 

 

Lincoln Riley is undefeated as HC against texas.


Lincoln Riley posts on Surly Horns under the name “Greg Focker” He chose that name because he has a birth defect that causes his nipples to lactate.

When you ask Lincoln Riley how’s he doing he chuckles and says, “Living the dream”. 

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Lincoln Riley thinks he's clever for getting personalized plates that says "Riley" on his Ford Expedition. 

Edited by Treefidy

Lincoln Riley doesn’t wash his hands after using public restrooms.

Lincoln Riley had a plan to rescue the Taiwanese cave boys using leftover wagon parts.

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Lincoln Riley had a plan to rescue the Taiwanese cave boys using leftover wagon parts.

Lincoln Riley thinks that people from Thailand are called Taiwanese.

Lincoln Riley thinks that people from Thailand are called Taiwanese.
Lincoln Riley has a special name for little boys from Thailand, and it's not "Taiwanese."

Lincoln Riley thinks competitive vaping is the next big thing.

Lincoln Riley talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded

And ou sux...fin

On 10/2/2018 at 11:47 AM, Vertigo said:

Lincoln Riley drags his butt across the carpet to wipe. 

OP's Avatar checks out.

Lincoln Riley not only started a GoFundMe for Joe Mixon’s legal defense, he’s funding a statue of the fight on campus. There’s talk of a movie dedicated to how he defended himself.

Lincoln Riley doesn't believe in vaccinations, because it "makes you gay", and he doesn't need that competition for his bags o' dick

Lincoln Riley puts his sunglasses on the back of his head when he goes shopping at kum-n-go.

Lincoln Riley triple stamps a double stamp.

16 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Lincoln Riley triple stamps a double definitely has a tramp stamp.

Fify.

Lincoln Riley’s favorite movie is “Titanic”
and he is anxiously waiting for the sequel.
Lincoln Riley was shocked when the boat sank. Really didn't see that one coming.

Licoln Riley posts videos on facebook selling makeup

1 hour ago, CBHorn said:

Lincoln Riley triple stamps a double stamp.

But you can't do that!!!

Lincoln Riley hates p**sy and thinks temperpedic mattresses should be outlawed.  

Edited by pepper brooks

Lincoln Riley seldom uses turn signals and multi-space parks his PT Cruiser (with sun roof).

Lincoln Riley prefers RTIC over Yeti. 

Lincoln Riley has a honor student at Blo-U elementary school

Lincoln Riley loves stickers of stick figure families on the back of SUVs. Especially the Mickey head ones.

On 9/29/2018 at 8:53 PM, Wishbone said:

Not so fast my friend! My neighbor plugged a hole in her boat vagina with one of those.

FIFY

On 9/29/2018 at 9:21 PM, Vertigo said:

Lincoln Riley does goat yoga.

Lincoln Riley does yoga goats

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