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lincoln riley thinks subway makes a superior sandwich

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Lincoln Riley stole a booster seat from an orphan and uses it to drive Kyler Murray to practice even though Kyler should still be in a 5 point restraint car seat.

Lincoln Riley brings emotional support horses onto planes. 

Lincoln Riley threw an ice cube at someone in college.

Lincoln Riley has Moonlinght on BluRay.

Lincoln Riley thought Time's Caitlyn Jenner article was worthy of a Pulitzer.

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Cher has a restraining order against Lincoln Riley.

So does Toby Keith.

lincoln riley carefully examines and catalogs his every bowel movement.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

lincoln riley carefully examines and catalogs his every bowel movement.

Lincoln Riley tells eveyrone he has to drop the kids off at the pool before taking a shit.

Lincoln Riley goes door to door to tell everyone he's a pederast.

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Lincoln Riley goes door to door to tell everyone he's a pederast.

Lincoln Riley asks kids if 'they like magic?'

 

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On 9/29/2018 at 4:23 PM, SpiralOut said:

Lincoln Riley eats his chili bean stew with beans.

Ugh.

Lincoln Riley opposes malaria prevention in Sub-Saharan Africa. "Malaria builds the immune system," he says.

Lincoln Riley starts every meeting with a 30 minute safety briefing.

Lincoln Riley tests his makeup in his neighbors' kitten's, puppy's, and children's eyes before he puts it on.

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Lincoln Riley talks to you through the shitter stall.

Lincoln Riley can't decide on his favorite Dr Pepper commercial. He loves the ones with Larry in them and the one with Pitbull singing about everyone having a real good time.

Lincoln Riley can't decide on his favorite Dr Pepper commercial. He loves the ones with Larry in them and the one with Pitbull singing about everyone having a real good time.
He also celebrates Little Sweets entire catalog on the diet dr. Pepper front.

Lincoln Riley lives in oklahoma

Lincoln Riley thinks it is OK to share dentures with the whole trailer park.

Lincoln Riley thinks primetime network TV desperately needs more hospital dramas.

Nope, wait, I got that wrong.  Lincoln Riley wants to wipe Chuck Norris' ass with 3"x5" sheets of toilet paper.

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