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#251

lincoln riley thinks subway makes a superior sandwich

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#254

Lincoln Riley stole a booster seat from an orphan and uses it to drive Kyler Murray to practice even though Kyler should still be in a 5 point restraint car seat.

#262
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

lincoln riley carefully examines and catalogs his every bowel movement.

Lincoln Riley tells eveyrone he has to drop the kids off at the pool before taking a shit.

#265
10 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Lincoln Riley goes door to door to tell everyone he's a pederast.

Lincoln Riley asks kids if 'they like magic?'

 

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#267

Lincoln Riley opposes malaria prevention in Sub-Saharan Africa. "Malaria builds the immune system," he says.

#271

Lincoln Riley tests his makeup in his neighbors' kitten's, puppy's, and children's eyes before he puts it on.

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#277

Lincoln Riley can't decide on his favorite Dr Pepper commercial. He loves the ones with Larry in them and the one with Pitbull singing about everyone having a real good time.

#278
Lincoln Riley can't decide on his favorite Dr Pepper commercial. He loves the ones with Larry in them and the one with Pitbull singing about everyone having a real good time.
He also celebrates Little Sweets entire catalog on the diet dr. Pepper front.

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