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I had a suspicion Game Day would be there. Yesterday during the game, Fox announcers kept saying they’d be outside the stadium for pregame. 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

you couldn't remember good old JR's name?

 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

You know it's Toby Fucking Keith or that dumb wrestling guy. 

 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

you couldn't remember good old JR's name?

 

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My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

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21 minutes ago, BabaBooey said:

I had a suspicion Game Day would be there. Yesterday during the game, Fox announcers kept saying they’d be outside the stadium for pregame. 

GameDay is ESPN, not Fox. Both studios will be there now.

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

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STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

 

HE KILLED HIM!  love to see Dude Love in there too, 2 ambassadors to whataburger giving JR the stunner

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I was wondering if we might get game day (should we basically hold serve) in Austin for the WVU game, but Alabama/LSU from the swamp is happening that day as well.

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6 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

Easy solution. Don’t go. 

6 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

Don't go?

7 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

This is an excellent question. Consider this a great test of your relationship -- if your girlfriend is upset that you are skipping these vile people's big event, then it wasn't meant to be.

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any guesses on the guest picker?

Btw... BlowU Sucks

Won't be popular for TEXAS Fans, but here's a possible guest picker

 

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18 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

Seems like a great time to find a new girlfriend.

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

GameDay doesn't really recognize TX/OU as home away scenario.  In all seriousness the guest picker will probably be a Dallas related person.  If I had to make a legitimate guess I would bet it's Dirk.

Seriously, if you're going with someone from the association, KD would seem a pretty solid pick.

The post that will not end...it seems.

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Make that double post. Site seems wonky today.

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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Seriously, if you're going with someone from the association, KD would seem a pretty solid pick.

We got it the first time. 

I think gut wagon is seriously advocating for KD to be guest picker 

1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

 

Quintuple was my goal. Maybe this one will post that many, and I can call my work here done. 

Dirk is a funny guy. That would be dope.

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23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Btw... BlowU Sucks

Won't be popular for TEXAS Fans, but here's a possible guest picker

 

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I thought I heard he and VY will be on fox's set, so I doubt it

Odds on an anchorman-esque news team throw down? Wannstedt is TOTALLY Brick Tamland in that scenario. If he doesn't have a trident I will be dissapointed

30 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Uber won’t  let me schedule for Saturday morning. Keeps giving a damn error message. 

good job planning ahead. in 2016 our group waited around and headed to the game later than we should have. uber driver couldn't speak english and drove the wrong way for 30 minutes. missed the entire 1st quarter.

last year I had no problem finding an uber to the game, unfortunately I had a tough time finding one back to my hotel after 10pm.  I ended up taking the train.

Rideshare was such a complete and total shit show post game last year. 

Gameday sign suggestions:

“Strangers with Candi is my Favorite TV show”

“Lincoln Riley practices Santaria”

“Joe Mixon broke my jaw”

”Herbstreit is a Broni”

 

I hope Herbstreit gets the treatment he has earned.

3 hours ago, Constant said:

Blake Griffin has done it. I don’t remember the year though. 

It was Blake Griffin in Dallas in 2011. 

Great job with the board.

FUKM. 

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1 hour ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

This is the easiest decision of my life. And if it also isn’t easy for your girlfriend to understand, then she ain’t the one. But you also fucked by not putting your foot down as soon as y’all got the invite knowing what day it was. That may have cost you the chance now to get out of it. Poor bastard. 

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“This cesspool doesn’t protect domestic abuse”

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

GameDay is ESPN, not Fox. Both studios will be there now.

I believe he was suggesting it was odd they would be outside the stadium and not on the field. Hence Gameday announcement.

It's a real shame that this 11am spot isn't showcasing the Texas OU game. We should move it home and home. No one seems to give a shit about it any more. Oh wait...two major networks are doing pre-game shows there, one of which is the national standard for what is the hot matchup that weekend. Maybe it's more about us not sucking ass like we have the last 5 years. 

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My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?


Find a new girlfriend at the game.

Fuck yes!

This will be my first college gameday...

2 hours ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

My girlfriend's old high school friend is getting married in Fort Worth at 2 PM on Saturday. I've heard of other people dealing with this, but never thought it would happen to me. How do I pretend to be happy for the couple, when the reality is that I've never had such little respect--nay, such untethered rage--for two people I've never met?

This should not even be a problem and since it is a problem your pretty much screwed for life if you stick with this girl. You should have already told her to take a girlfriend to this wedding.  The fact you post this makes me even question your manhood. 

Uber won’t  let me schedule for Saturday morning. Keeps giving a damn error message. 
Lyft son..

Cesspools....how do they work?

Superimposed over side by side pictures of Sandusky, Briles and Urban Meyer.

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It's a real shame that this 11am spot isn't showcasing the Texas OU game. We should move it home and home. No one seems to give a shit about it any more. Oh wait...two major networks are doing pre-game shows there, one of which is the national standard for what is the hot matchup that weekend. Maybe it's more about us not sucking ass like we have the last 5 years. 

Exactly, and why all the talk about leaving this conference is bullshit. Just win the fucking thing more often and the problem solves itself.

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