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 So I just got to the fair and they’re telling me and my friends that everyone who has a sign can’t bring them in because signs are not allowed for game day into the fair. What the fuck kind of stupid rule is that?!
Just keister it.
20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 So I just got to the fair and they’re telling me and my friends that everyone who has a sign can’t bring them in because signs are not allowed for game day into the fair. What the fuck kind of stupid rule is that?!

Looks like only Disney approved texas hate signs

Just parked at buddies place in North Dallas waiting for gotdam Uber guy who's late..

Y'all hold down the fort and save me a spot right behind Herbie, kay?

OU SUCKS!

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just parked at buddies place in North Dallas waiting for gotdam Uber guy who's late..

Y'all hold down the fort and save me a spot right behind Herbie, kay?

OU SUCKS!

Lol you relying on goober? 

Be the guy that throws some food on Herb.

One tiny band of storms in all of Texas and looks like its gonna train right over the cotton bowl

Edited by GreenspointTexas

10 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
 So I just got to the fair and they’re telling me and my friends that everyone who has a sign can’t bring them in because signs are not allowed for game day into the fair. What the fuck kind of stupid rule is that?!

Just keister it.

Prison Wallet is the preferred nomenclature 

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

One tiny band of storms in all of Texas and looks like its gonna train right over the cotton bowl

Hopefully it flips the OU bus over like a mobile home.

Paul FinnenBUM just picked okie.

Hopefully it's 100% disney homos picking blow U

Pure AIDS pop country on display.

jerry-seinfeld-done.gif

The Longhorn sticker on the Gameday set helmet is crooked. 

Corso said OU has won four straight over Texas. He said the same thing last week. WTF.

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Ok ESPN y'all can stop sucking Kyler’s dicc now

Shit is going to be so satisfying watching him getting peeled off the field

7 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

All this sucking off of Super Midget.

Have they played anyone yet but a bad UCLA team? 

Waiting for someone to point this out.

Just now, Art Vandelay said:

Corso said OU has won four straight over Texas. He said the same thing last week. WTF.

Fuck all of them. I hope they all pick gooner and the old man shoots his toy guns and slaps his pony. 

8 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Corso said OU has won four straight over Texas. He said the same thing last week. WTF.

Not bad for a talking corpse. 

23 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I don't see any cesspool signs. I haz sad

This. Fuck herbie

Edited by Hammerhead

15 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Corso said OU has won four straight over Texas. He said the same thing last week. WTF.

Corso hasn't been able to count to 4 since about 2010.  It's sad to watch.

Where in the hell did we get our cheerleaders?  Send those out to get some more coupons and bring in the A team. 

Holy crap. 

are there any texas fans there? 

Edited by UTEX_ME

20 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Corso said OU has won four straight over Texas. He said the same thing last week. WTF.

Hey give the guy a break. Who knows what he has to take to get through the day next to Herb.

You'd think Texas never had the lead in the series with how these faggots talk. 

What he fuck the deal with the Texas helmet?   They must not have had a Texas helmet and had to improv that shit.

The Longhorn sticker on the Gameday set helmet is crooked. 

Now I’m hyper focused on it. Dang.
56 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

One tiny band of storms in all of Texas and looks like its gonna train right over the cotton bowl

Nah

34 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

All this sucking off of Super Midget.

Have they played anyone yet but a bad UCLA team? 

Hey, wait a minute.  We are a goo...   nevermind.  We are worse than bad.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Hey, wait a minute.  We are a goo...   nevermind.  We are worse than bad.

You'll always have cool uniforms, no matter what.

So far, sounds like the EspeeN crew wants to keep their meth suppliers happy.

13 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Where in the hell did we get our cheerleaders?  Send those out to get some more coupons and bring in the A team. 

Holy crap. 

 

I’m switching over to Fox College Gameday coverage. I think Corso is slowly losing his mind. He basically already showed he’s gonna pick the dirt burglars. 

Ok, enough of this..participated in a couple Texas fight chants near the back of the crowd, spotted the Kyler Ewok sign, now it's time for 6 ticket beer.

Oh, anyone have the time? Gooners apparently don't know how to tell time, whenever I ask one they give me a dirty look and horns down.

39 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

All this sucking off of Super Midget.

Have they played anyone yet but a bad UCLA team? 

Uh, you could pretty much say the same thing about half the teams in the top 25.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Ok, enough of this..participated in a couple Texas fight chants near the back of the crowd, spotted the Kyler Ewok sign, now it's time for 6 ticket beer.

Oh, anyone have the time? Gooners apparently don't know how to tell time, whenever I ask one they give me a dirty look and horns down.

It's beer:54.

Desmond's already won the day.   He somehow managed to enunciate "delicacy". 

Meanwhile, Fox just started their pregame show at Texas-ou as well.  It starts on FS1 and then moves to FOX 

The entire premise of the show is to simply feed the fan bases something to talk about until kick off. And fucking with Texas has been their MO for years, it shouldn’t surprise anyone.

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