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From the poor man’s Gameday - Robert Smith is a fucking turncoat.  OU 21-7???

perfect.  no one thinks we can win this game.  we got this.

OU just took all the momentum.  Texas now needs a score and to melt that clock or this will be a tied game soon.  

Should have kept running the ball on that last drive.  

On 10/3/2018 at 7:13 PM, LTtxfan said:

Please Corso...... I'm begging you..... Just like 2008.....Pick BlowU

Love  "OU SUCKS" chant in video right after Corso  makes his pick....

Thanks for picking BlowU again Corso....

FINAL:

LONGHORNS 48

sooners        45

12 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

That's not true.  Oh wait...

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Just wanted to bump this to show how fucking pathetic these “writers” are at picking games.... granted, I’ve never heard of any of these people

18 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Just wanted to bump this to show how fucking pathetic these “writers” are at picking games.... granted, I’ve never heard of any of these people

This is what happens when no one at ESPN has watched a Texas game all season.  They're too busy fapping over every SECSEC game to know who Sam Ehlinjer-ger and Colon Johnson are, or anyone else on our team.

22 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Shipley predicting 175 and 3TD for Ingram.
Griffin predicting both Davis and Boyd with INTs.
Galindo predicting Ehlinger will have 5 total TD.

Cool the jets, boys.

Who would have thought that Galindo would be the only correct one?

Edited by Sock Monkey

10 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Just wanted to bump this to show how fucking pathetic these “writers” are at picking games.... granted, I’ve never heard of any of these people

You dont read Heather Dinich's pieces on ESPN.com?? 

You dont read Heather Dinich's pieces on ESPN.com?? 
How big are her tits?
On 10/6/2018 at 9:38 AM, Bevo Num1 said:

Finally saw the Kyler Ewok, switching to Fox.

That was my sign. You’re welcome.

Big shoutout to @Tex Pete for the material. Lots of people got a good laugh. Even a few sorority whores from ousucks laughed.

Edited by Longboard Horn
Thanks Tex Pete

My favorite “sign” was walking behind me as we were walking into the game:

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On 10/6/2018 at 8:41 AM, BigHorn'13 said:

Lol anyone catch that aggy sign? Something to the effect of "just here for the corndog #gagem" I'm sure aggy. 

Just saw @Tex Pete 's ewok masterpiece as well

That was my sign! Cannot thank @Tex Pete enough for the material. Big shout out!

Edited by Longboard Horn

I saw a dude at the OU game that looked just like aggy tool John Sharp.  It was either Sharp or his twin brother.  He was  glad handing people in Sec 106 on the 50 yard line upper deck.  He had a Texas hat and Texas shirt on  and was acting the fool.  I just wonder if someone gave that asshole Texas tickets and he went to the game.  I did not get pics, but now I wish that I had,  

Curious is LSU wins out and plays Alabama on 11/3.  And we play WVU (assuming we both stay undefeated at that point, not a stretch really).

Would GameDay come to Austin or stay in the SEC that day?  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Curious is LSU wins out and plays Alabama on 11/3.  And we play WVU (assuming we both stay undefeated at that point, not a stretch really).

Would GameDay come to Austin or stay in the SEC that day?  

LSU plays Georgia and MSU the next two weeks.  If they win both of those, gotta think they'll definitely go to LSU/Bama.

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