September 30, 20187 yr Listening to this stupid fuck made the game unbearable until I muted his dumbass in the 3rd quarter.
September 30, 20187 yr except that he was decidedly neutral and not afraid to call out XII ref bitchassedness. overall in my opinion fox doesn't push agendas (in college football...)
September 30, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: except that he was decidedly neutral and not afraid to call out XII ref bitchassedness. overall in my opinion fox doesn't push agendas (in college football...) Overall, you’d be correct. However, Tim Brando is a no talent assfuck who has spent the last several years spewing oratory garbage all over The University of Texas, its fans, players, and coaches. I give no fucks about his incessant need to masterbate his Longhorn options all over the place, but it makes trying to get through a broadcast of a UT football game about as hard as finding a virgin sheep in Cuckold Station.
September 30, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: except that he was decidedly neutral and not afraid to call out XII ref bitchassedness. lol what game were you watching?
September 30, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, NorthLoop said: lol what game were you watching? For the most part, announcers can't win, because if they call it like they see it, one of the two sides is going to scream "Bias!" And, for the most part, the current crop of announcers suck. Like, a lot. I suppose it's to be expected in an age where nearly every game is televised and there are 674 announcing crews. Nevertheless, Brando is definitely "neutral" as Hagbard says, even if fans don't like what he has to say about a particular play/flag/game/etc. He also seems like a genuinely good human being. None of that is to say that he's a great announcer. But he doesn't bring an agenda into the booth like Klatt/Kannell/Danielson/many others.
September 30, 20187 yr This assclown also has to mention he is from Shreveport during every game. The dude and his hometown are ass.
September 30, 20187 yr 28 minutes ago, Augustus said: For the most part, announcers can't win, because if they call it like they see it, one of the two sides is going to scream "Bias!" And, for the most part, the current crop of announcers suck. Like, a lot. I suppose it's to be expected in an age where nearly every game is televised and there are 674 announcing crews. Nevertheless, Brando is definitely "neutral" as Hagbard says, even if fans don't like what he has to say about a particular play/flag/game/etc. He also seems like a genuinely good human being. None of that is to say that he's a great announcer. But he doesn't bring an agenda into the booth like Klatt/Kannell/Danielson/many others. Link?
September 30, 20187 yr I got into it with Brando at an Independence Bowl beer tent one year. It was during the LSU Saban years. He and an LSU fan were talking about how they thought LSU was going to manhandle Texas physically in their bowl matchup. Brando made a comment about how Texas was going to see what SEC football was all about. Needless to say the back and forth got a little personal between us. I saw him again a couple of years later in Shreveport and tried to get his response on the beat down that Texas laid in his beloved Tigers. The only thing he could say was...jeez this asshole here. That was satisfaction enough for me.
September 30, 20187 yr The discussion at the end of the first half about K-State’s use of the clock was embarrassingly stupid. Neither knew it was fourth down.
September 30, 20187 yr I was pretty impressed with Sooner Tillman. I wouldn’t be able to be as impartial as he was if I was calling dirt burglar game lol. Loved his shout-out to the Stros too.
September 30, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said: The discussion at the end of the first half about K-State’s use of the clock was embarrassingly stupid. Neither knew it was fourth down. Seemed like maybe they were reading tweeets about it, cause they got really defensive about it.
September 30, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: I was pretty impressed with Sooner Tillman. I wouldn’t be able to be as impartial as he was if I was calling dirt burglar game lol. Loved his shout-out to the Stros too. I've never had a problem with Tillman. He's pretty good and fair. Brando is pretty much a turd merchant.
September 30, 20187 yr I have never understood how this guy rose to this level of his profession. is he Marlon's nephew ?
September 30, 20187 yr When watching on TV or in DKR, I always listen to the ratio broadcast. Doesn't bother me in the least the action/announcer might be out of sync.
January 14, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said: From today: edit- posted before you added the year old tweet. but hell ol' Timmy has had a lot to drink since then, he can't be expected to remember everything can he? Edited January 14, 20196 yr by Dennis Taylor
January 14, 20196 yr ^^^^^Keith Jackson died a year ago^^^^^ . "Tim we're gonna have to let you go..... err, I mean Retire Early" Edited January 14, 20196 yr by LTtxfan
January 14, 20196 yr Interesting that he claims to be fully aware Ol' Keith died last year, yet he says in the initial tweet today: "I just learned of his passing".
January 14, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, LonghornSean said: Interesting that he claims to be fully aware Ol' Keith died last year, yet he says in the initial tweet today: "I just learned of his passing". In all seriousness, he might be showing early signs of Alzheimer's.
January 14, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, South Austin said: In all seriousness, he might be showing early signs of Alzheimer's. There was one?
January 14, 20196 yr I thought Shreveport people tended toward the Razorbacks. But that might be too painful these days. Regardless, he is definitely one of those "Vanderbilt could beat 9 out of 10 non-SEC schools" idiots.
January 14, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, South Austin said: In all seriousness, he might be showing early signs of Alzheimer's.
January 14, 20196 yr 24 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: I thought Shreveport people tended toward the Razorbacks. But that might be too painful these days. Not sure about that. At least in the 80/90s, it was LSU with a few La Tech fans mixed in. NFL was fairly evenly split Saints/Cowboys, although there was a noticeable shift toward Dallas during their early 90s run.
January 14, 20196 yr Was running around a bit during the very, very end of the Saints-Eagles game yesterday and flipped it over to the national broadcast on 105.3 in Dallas. Sure sounded an awful lot like Tim Brando on the PBP and he was turrible. Just awful.
October 1, 20223 yr He’s a Twat. He’s Tillman’s pillow biter and when I corrected him 2 yrs ago on how he likes to state that his “partner” never lost to Texas while playing, he blocked me on Twitter. [emoji23]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
October 1, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said: I’d prefer to listen to the dude from USC with the extremely grating voice.
October 1, 20223 yr Not only is he a mega douche and and dumber than a sack of hammers, he is really fucking bad at his job
October 2, 20223 yr He’s a Twat. He’s Tillman’s pillow biter and when I corrected him 2 yrs ago on how he likes to state that his “partner” never lost to Texas while playing, he blocked me on Twitter. [emoji23]Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkHe’s a bitch
October 2, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said: I’d prefer to listen to the dude from USC with the extremely grating voice. The Human Cigarette is awesome.
October 21, 20232 yr He was absolute trash during this game. Just fucking awful in rooting against Texas. I hope we never have to listen to his untalented taint call a Texas game again.
October 21, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: He was absolute trash during this game. Just fucking awful in rooting against Texas. I hope we never have to listen to his untalented taint call a Texas game again. Sweatergawd I would gladly go to jail for aggravated assault if I ever run into him.
October 22, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, SimkinsMan said: He was absolute trash during this game. Just fucking awful in rooting against Texas. I hope we never have to listen to his untalented taint call a Texas game again. He actually mentioned toward the end of the game he hopes to call a game in Austin knowing we get to say adios to Fox after this season. . Next weeks game is on ABC as is Tech the after Thanksgiving. So this leave the K State game as the only home came not assigned to a TV Net yet. Which I have long stated if the Rig 12 is going to screw us and not try to hide it, it’s going to be this game.
October 22, 20232 yr I’m pretty indifferent to Spencer Tillman, but Brando knows we hate him and continues to blatantly disrespect us. Not unlike the Big 12 commissioner or fans of schools not named Oklahoma. They’re glad to take the money we bring to the table, but they continue to make us out to be their Great Satan. Fuck them all.
October 22, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said: He actually mentioned toward the end of the game he hopes to call a game in Austin knowing we get to say adios to Fox after this season. . Next weeks game is on ABC as is Tech the after Thanksgiving. So this leave the K State game as the only home came not assigned to a TV Net yet. Which I have long stated if the Rig 12 is going to screw us and not try to hide it, it’s going to be this game. I would think K State would be a bIg Noon Kickoff game if FOX gets it. I feel pretty confident we’ve seen our last Brando game. Good riddance you Louisiana garbage person.
October 22, 20232 yr I’ve never heard a PBP guy so blatantly cheering for one team over another this side of Dave South during the Texas/Houston game. At least Dave was the aggy radio guy. Brando is supposed to be doing national, impartial games.
October 22, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: I’m pretty indifferent to Spencer Tillman, but Brando knows we hate him and continues to blatantly disrespect us. Not unlike the Big 12 commissioner or fans of schools not named Oklahoma. They’re glad to take the money we bring to the table, but they continue to make us out to be their Great Satan. Fuck them all. You’re only indifferent to Tillman because his “partner” is even worse.
October 22, 20232 yr It's fucking pathetic when the announcers have to chime in and say "remember, we're not rooting for any specific team" multiple times during the broadcast because even they are aware of how hard they're pulling against Texas.
October 22, 20232 yr 41 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: I’m pretty indifferent to Spencer Tillman, but Brando knows we hate him and continues to blatantly disrespect us. Not unlike the Big 12 commissioner or fans of schools not named Oklahoma. They’re glad to take the money we bring to the table, but they continue to make us out to be their Great Satan. Fuck them all. Tillman, may fuck be upon him, is relatively unbiased when compared to Brando. 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said: Why was he going on and on about Texas resources and shit? He’s a cunt.
October 22, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: It's fucking pathetic when the announcers have to chime in and say "remember, we're not rooting for any specific team" multiple times during the broadcast because even they are aware of how hard they're pulling against Texas. "so I'm going to be honest here..." which means you are no being honest. Brando is a bitch ass punk.
October 22, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said: You’re only indifferent to Tillman because his “partner” is even worse. I don't get why Spencer Tillman has to act like Bob eating corn in the middle of every play
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