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#13 Par 3....  193yds

Jordan hits 6 iron t-shot thru the green but straight.  Tough 2nd shot gets stuck in fringe (wasn't committed enough)

Bogey..... Back to -4 for Jordan (5 shots back)

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#14 -- Par 4

Jordan 's drive leaks a little right, and goes 6 inches into the rough... Hope he catches a good lie.

From rough, 159yds and hits 9 iron on but rolls over back of the green.  Well struck approach shot -- just a little unlucky that he caught a flyer..... misses 6ft putt for Par.

Bogey... Back to -3 for Jordan (10th, 6 shots back)

 

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#15 -- Par 4.   423yds

Jordan hits driver that rolls thru fairway a foot into left rough.  2nd shot 111yards out, poor lie.... nice shot on to green 20+ feet short but proper leave. 

Par.... Jordan still -3   (6 shots back)

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#16 -- Par 3   176yds strong down-wind

9 iron, appeared to be a slight miss-hit but gets a lucky kick off the right fringe and rolls within 18 inches of  hole.  (Only the 7th green in regulation today for Jordan.)

Birdie   Jordan back to -4.  (+1 on today's Rd)

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#17 Par 4   366yds

Jordan 124yrs out in fairway.... nice approach shot 10-12ft beneath the hole. (8 greens in regulation)

Par.... Jordan pulled the easy uphill putt left    (disappointing effort)

Jordan  -4.  (+1 on today's Rd)

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#18. Par 4    431yds

Jordan from the fairway 103 yds out knocks it to within 17ft.    BIRDIE

Jordan  -5.  ( 4 strokes back & Even for today's Rd)

  • 9 greens in regulation (lots of wind today)
  • 5 Birdies
  • 5 Bogeys

 

 

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30 footer for birdie on 1 for our guy. 

And a 20 foot birdie on 2. 2 back. 

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13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

30 footer for birdie on 1 for our guy. 

And a 20 foot birdie on 2. 2 back. 

Good to see putter is hot again for Jordan!! 🤘

350 feet of putts made already this week is just nuts. 

Kevin Na is a schitsophereic dick licker and will not win the Colonial. 

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

Kevin Na is a schitsophereic dick licker and will not win the Colonial. 

Not sure I’ve ever seen it spelled worse. You got the first ‘s’ correct. 

Jordan..... two drives, both missed left into sand traps.  Bogeys 2nd hole.... now 3 shots back.

Currently -6

never been a better golfer that was a mental midget driving the ball

Dang Jordan.... no birdies since early in Saturday Rd.  Missed green on Par 5 #11 on third shot.  Will need to get up and down for par.

Spieth having another below average day off the tee box.  Really leaking oil so far today -- +2 on today's Rd.

Currently -5

Good up and down.... Spieth remains -5 after 11.

Six shots back of  🎵Na Na Na Na🎵

13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Good up and down.... Spieth remains -5 after 11.

Six shots back of  🎵Na Na Na Na🎵

Par on 12... -5 and six shots back for JS

7 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Spieth is done. Has been since hole 2

Maybe.... No momentum at all for JS

Par on 13.....  remains -5

Need last 5 holes at 2017 Open performance for Jordan now!!

Bogey on 14...... 29 holes since last birdie for Jordan.     -4. (+3 on today's Rd)

What was the last 10 minute segment by Nantz about 8 different people on their last broadcast? Seemed strange. 

32 holes without a birdie going into the 18th hole for Jordan..... still more work to do with Driver before the U.S. Open.  Approach shots with irons are not sharp either.

Announcers still discussing Jordan's marginal ball striking...... 😕

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16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

32 holes without a birdie going into the 18th hole for Jordan..... still more work to do with Driver before the U.S. Open.  Approach shots with irons are not sharp either.

Announcers still discussing Jordan's marginal ball striking...... 😕

Jordan birdies 18.... moves back up to tie for 8th.      -5 for the tournament

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11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Jordan birdies 18.... moves back up to tie for 8th.   -5 for the tournament

 

🎵Na Na Na Na🎵   is the Winner.   -13

🎶Na na na na na na na na
      Hey hey hey goodbye🎶

 

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Pretty cool to see Na win. He’s been playing the Colonial forever. 

Congrats to Na. He’s got that weird slow play thing behind him and seems like a really good dude. Hell, he made Tiger look human at the Players. Good for him. 

 

 

This controversy probably helps the LPGA get a lot more publicity for their U.S. Open this week...

 

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I took a lesson from Haney once so this hits close to home

I mean, Hank’s not wrong. I expected quite a bit worse when I saw racism and sexism.

This was how Hank Haney and his co-host "tweeted through it" on the air.
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11:33 AM · May 29, 2019 ·
On 5/26/2019 at 2:24 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

It is amazing Jordan is where he is now and last week. In at least 4 of the last 8 rounds, and probably more, including this one, he’s striking the ball like a 5 handicap at the club. On the tee and some iron shots, he simply doesn’t look like a tour pro. Y’all see that sand shot on #2?  Jesus. And yet he’s gonna pull out a few Top 10s in a row. 

I've watched some of Jordan's shot tracers on his iron shots on par 3's. And you couldn't be more correct. Even his ball flight right now looks absolutely awful. 

2 minutes ago, housious said:

I've watched some of Jordan's shot tracers on his iron shots on par 3's. And you couldn't be more correct. Even his ball flight right now looks absolutely awful. 

He's also -5 through 12 at the Memorial

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

This controversy probably helps the LPGA get a lot more publicity for their U.S. Open this week...

 

I might buy sexist. Racist? Seriously? People need to quit being such pussies. (oh shit, was that sexist?)

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Jordan doing Jordan things (2 chip ins today, so far)

and Phil doing Phil things

 

No DJ or Koepka this week? 

Rory in the clubhouse with a smooth 75. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I might buy sexist. Racist? Seriously? People need to quit being such pussies. (oh shit, was that sexist?)

Huh? You've got it backwards. He's talking about nationality and last names. How could it possibly be sexist?

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Huh? You've got it backwards. He's talking about nationality and last names. How could it possibly be sexist?

I don't really care and not going to CR up our PGA thread. 

5 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Jordan doing Jordan things (2 chip ins today, so far)

and Phil doing Phil things

 

Classic Phil..... Live on Golf Channel just said "Aw Fuck" on his tee shot that got caught in a jet stream and flew 350yds over a trap on #17... 😆

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Goddamn Kuchar, that was ridiculous. It’s a tough break, but there is no fucking way that ball made that divot.

I would like to assert that Matt Kuchar is a fucking insufferable asshole. 

Can I get a third ruling?

sure.  Fucking  hit it.  

There’s your ruling

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9 minutes ago, llanoflash said:

I would like to assert that Matt Kuchar is a fucking insufferable asshole. 

2nded  - hit the fucking ball

i thought the biggest story would be Bryson getting put on the clock twice for slow play.  but Kooch said "hold my beer."

 

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i thought the biggest story would be Bryson getting put on the clock twice for slow play.  but Kooch said "hold my beer."

 

Out of Reps..... +1😆

Eddie Pepperell is probably the best pro golfer on Twitter.  He calls it like he sees it.  Between caddie-gate, the incident at the Dell match play with Sergio, and this, Eddie is right.

 

14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Eddie Pepperell is probably the best pro golfer on Twitter.  He calls it like he sees it.  Between caddie-gate, the incident at the Dell match play with Sergio, and this, Eddie is right.

 

This is exactly correct 

Maybe Kuchar is just embracing his new asshole rep. He’ll probably grow a Hollywood Hogan beard for the US Open. 

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