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A two putt and two pars would win it for Rory. Much easier said than done. 

Fleetwood and Rahm capped off the day on 17 with 2 in the water.  17 water balls total today.  That's brutal.

And Rory just flat out striped it on 18.

Edited by Jive Turkey

Such a badass. Drives it over the water. Goes right at the stick. That's how you win a tournament. 

Damn fine tourney

With Tiger playing the Dell Match Play I’m guessing ticket prices have gone through the roof. Anyone looking to sell?

It looks like players have until 4PM Friday to announce if they’re playing. At that point the PGA will release the bracket. Won’t know if Tiger plays on Wed or Thurs until then. 

Yeah, that’s not how it works anymore.

Daily tickets are still available. 

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Glad I got mine weeks ago.  My wife works for the company that does the porto-johns and other sanitation stuff out there.  When Tiger committed they called and asked to add 2 attendants just to follow Tigers group around the course and clean and restock the shitters after they pass.

Glad I got mine weeks ago.  My wife works for the company that does the porto-johns and other sanitation stuff out there.  When Tiger committed they called and asked to add 2 attendants just to follow Tigers group around the course and clean and restock the shitters after they pass.


What does your wife know about our basketball coach and/or possible coaching search?
2 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

 


What does your wife know about our basketball coach and/or possible coaching search?

She just gets them there.  She sure as hell doesn't use them.

22 hours ago, 3adays said:

It looks like players have until 4PM Friday to announce if they’re playing. At that point the PGA will release the bracket. Won’t know if Tiger plays on Wed or Thurs until then. 

Field is announced Friday.  4-player groups are drawn Monday afternoon on Golf Channel.

Mom just asked if I wanted to go Saturday and Sunday - tickets on her. 

That's gonna be a yes for me, dawg. 

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Mom just asked if I wanted to go Saturday and Sunday - tickets on her. 

That's gonna be a yes for me, dawg. 

That bitch, she didn't offer me tickets last night when we had a go.

Know what I mean, know what I mean?.... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, nod, nod.....
knew you would

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

That bitch, she didn't offer me tickets last night when we had a go.

Know what I mean, know what I mean?.... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, nod, nod.....
knew you would

Sounds like you fucked my mom and aren't going to the WGC.

Welcome to the club

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Not sure where this should go, but it is from yesterday's first round at the LPGA in Arizona
(I think I'd shit my pants if I saw that)

 

8 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Not sure where this should go, but it is from yesterday's first round at the LPGA in Arizona
(I think I'd shit my pants if I saw that)

 

Someone tell that asshole to quit moving around during her backswing.

We see them from time to time in our neighborhood.

Pretty sure I saw one on Teravista between #6 and #7 once.

Match play groups:

 

Group 1
(1) Dustin Johnson
(24) Hideki Matsuyama
(40) Branden Grace
(55) Chez Reavie

Group 2
(2) Justin Rose
(22) Gary Woodland
(34) Eddie Pepperell
(53) Emiliano Grillo

Group 3
(3) Brooks Koepka
(27) Alex Noren
(36) Haotong Li
(60) Tom Lewis

Group 4
(4) Rory McIlroy
(32) Matthew Fitzpatrick
(47) Justin Harding
(64) Luke List

Group 5
(5) Justin Thomas
(31) Keegan Bradley
(33) Matthew Wallace
(50) Lucas Bjerregaard

Group 6
(6) Bryson DeChambeau
(17) Marc Leishman
(39) Kiradech Aphibarnrat
(59) Russell Knox

Group 7
(7) Francesco Molinari
(21) Webb Simpson
(45) Thorbjorn Olesen
(63) Satoshi Kodaira

Group 8
(8) Jon Rahm
(23) Matt Kuchar
(43) J.B. Holmes
(54) Si Woo Kim

Group 9
(9) Xander Schauffele
(29) Rafa Cabrera Bello
(35) Tyrrell Hatton
(62) Lee Westwood

Group 10
(10) Paul Casey
(25) Cameron Smith
(42) Charles Howell III
(58) Abraham Ancer

Group 11
(11) Tommy Fleetwood
(19) Louis Oosthuizen
(41) Kyle Stanley
(49) Byeong Hun An

Group 12
(12) Jason Day
(20) Phil Mickelson
(37) Henrik Stenson
(52) Jim Furyk

Group 13
(13) Tiger Woods
(18) Patrick Cantlay
(44) Brandt Snedeker
(61) Aaron Wise

Group 14
(14) Tony Finau
(30) Ian Poulter
(48) Kevin Kisner
(56) Keith Mitchell

Group 15
(15) Bubba Watson
(28) Jordan Spieth
(38) Billy Horschel
(57) Kevin Na

Group 16
(16) Patrick Reed
(26) Sergio Garcia
(46) Shane Lowry
(51) Andrew Putnam

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Day, Phil, Henrik & Furyk is one hell of a group, as is Rahm, Kuch, JB and SiWoo Kim

 

When do they release Day 2 (Thursday) tee times? 

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no better time to post the best player-player/caddie exchange ever in the Match Play

 

I don't recall this and can't get audio. What was going on?

no better time to post the best player-player/caddie exchange ever in the Match Play
 
I don't recall this and can't get audio. What was going on?


All square on #18, Miguel got into Keegan’s head by questioning a free relief drop he was taking from a cart path.

Uploading pics at some point tonight after I get the youngest down.  

Tiger was great with kids today.  Stopped in the short game area and signed autographs for a good 20min.  

Gary Woodland and Tommy Fleetwood are both super nice guys.

Kevin Na and Ian Poulter are fucking assholes.

12 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Uploading pics at some point tonight after I get the youngest down.  

Tiger was great with kids today.  Stopped in the short game area and signed autographs for a good 20min.  

Gary Woodland and Tommy Fleetwood are both super nice guys.

Kevin Na and Ian Poulter are fucking assholes.

Poulter is just so punchable.

fuck both of those punks. heckle the shit out of em for us. we are all counting on you.

14 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Uploading pics at some point tonight after I get the youngest down.  

Tiger was great with kids today.  Stopped in the short game area and signed autographs for a good 20min.  

Gary Woodland and Tommy Fleetwood are both super nice guys.

Kevin Na and Ian Poulter are fucking assholes.

 

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44 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

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Hook’em Horns!

Hoping that isn't the last tree box here is all even when he puts a pretty in the ground.

C'mon Jordan, turn it around

Jordan is done.  Had 2 putts from 25 feet to pick up a hole on Horschel.  And he 3 jacks it.  Blows the first putt past the hole by 5 feet, then misses the comeback.

Down 2 with 3 left.

Horschel returns the favor with a terrible 3 putt.  Spieth down 1 with 2 left.

This is such the perfect course for match play.

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