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Midget quarterback

Looks like Ewok from Jedi

Drew maybe turned on

Edited by mdmost

Mike Stoops Is still there
Same old cock gobbling defense
Throw the football deep

Cuz fucking inbreds

Money shot their momma's face

Oklahoma sucks

 

 

 

Bob stoops sucks dicks
Lincoln is following suit
Dicks will always be sucked.

You with the bald spot

And you Ewok looking fuck

Prepare your anus

ou fucking sucks

ou mother fucking sucks

ou fucking sucks 

Casinos abound.  

Trailer houses here also.

Okie sucks big time.

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Move out of the way
My double wides coming thru
To get to Dallas

My porch caught on fire
Ruined the deck furniture
Killed 19 hound dogs

Sooner born and bred
When i die i'm Sooner dead
Sis gives Sooner head

Hello thar, stranger
You must not be from round here
You still have yore teeth

Thong string bikini
My cousin is wearing it
Passions are inflamed

Autumn has begun
Granny's mullet wistfully
Blows in the fall breeze

What time is it now

If wind blows in from the Gulf

Oklahoma sucks

Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

That is what you fuckers stole

Barry's going to hell 

Oklahoma sucks
Mullets, no teeth, pornstaches
Trans Ams are on blocks
 

Take turf wheels off of

Conestoga Wagon and

Monkey boy cry hard

Edited by El Squared

39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You with the bald spot

And you Ewok looking fuck

Prepare your anus

The artistry and craftsmanship here is world-class.  Shimmering.

Crystal Meth is Bad.

Toothless Gooner Sooner Lad.

Your Bro is Your Dad.

I hate those fuckers
Sisters brothers and mothers
They can fuck themselves

“Hey, here’s an idea!
How bout we all go noodlin?”
No, go fuck yourselves.

Punch them in the face

Crack they will like fragile vase

Plan to win in place

Fuck your great grand-sister

fuck your slutty, toothless nephew-cousin

University of Oklahoma

Meth rotten tooth holes
Drooling skoal tobacco juice
Sisters are hairy

Horns let OU know:

We coming for their asses

We are back, bitches.

10 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Some of you posters

need to learn to fucking count

haiku syllables 

not limited to 5-7-5 you haiku historian...

This is my haiku.

With proper five seven five.

Sooners suck dick bags.

It's true, OU sucks,

but the time or date or place

don't matter one bit.

 

People stealing land

are not the heros we want

nor the ones we need.

 

And my acrostic haiku:

Ordinarily 

Useless State's Uninspired

Cheers, Kowtowing Shame.

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