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#57

Driving their homes south

To a real city and state

Sad drive north, sister

Edited by utee94

#60

Bob Stoops shoots his nut

In Lincoln's  sad belly tat

Tummy sticks for life.

 

#67

Baker Kyler and the tranny cheer 

Jackie Shipp and Selmon brothers 

Will lick the terlet bowl at Sims'  BBQ

Edited by lemonandaturd

#71

Fuck fuck fuck blow u

They suck big harry balls all day

Fuck fuck fuck blow u

#72

Beauty pageant judge

In O-K has it easy. 

Who has the most teeth?

 

Needle marks on arms

Jagged Copenhagen stained teeth

Miss Oklahoma

 

 

 

Edited by Beau Vine

#75

Haikus suck big dick

blow u sucks bigger dick though

Lincoln is man bitch

 

Run little rabbit 

Run cause hate train is coming

Squish Kyler no more

 

#77

Some say 11

Others demand 2:30

It don’t make a shit

#79

"How to play football"

Googled coach Lincoln Riley

Oops! Too dumb to read 

 

#80
16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Beauty pageant judge

In O-K has it easy. 

Who has the most teeth?

 

Needle marks on arms

Jagged Copenhagen stained teeth

Miss Oklahoma

 

 

 

Damn you went straight to the core. That's some real shit 

#83

It is not O U 

You wretched human mistakes

It's U O fuckers

#84

Murray the Ewok

Crushed by burnt orange onslaught

Nelson belly rub

#87
17 hours ago, Carl Winslow said:

here is an extended audio haiku

 

This shit was pretty cheesy but the Norman line is on point 

#88

Pirates be crafty

Fake play sheet in ‘99

Fuck Casey Horny

#92

OU is a vile place
Running backs sucker punch girls
In their ugly face
 

#93

Scipio, this one is for you:

STERCVS EST O V

ATQVE QVI EAM AMANT

SIC DELENDA EST

Edited by Magus Ossis

#96

Jocah4 sucks dick

Baker fucks him with strap-ons 

Grab your ankles, bitch

Edited by Chili dog

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