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Firstly, Fuck Chip Brown

Fuck “scared to death” Mack Brown, too

Lastly: fuck 0U

 

OU likes penis

OU fans like the penis

Penis for OU

Driving their homes south

To a real city and state

Sad drive north, sister

Edited by utee94

Bob Stoops shoots his nut

In Lincoln's  sad belly tat

Tummy sticks for life.

 

Suck slurp suck slurp slurp

Slurp suck suck slurp burp slurp suck

Bob Stoops is eating

Baker Kyler and the tranny cheer 

Jackie Shipp and Selmon brothers 

Will lick the terlet bowl at Sims'  BBQ

Edited by lemonandaturd

I forgot to say

Fuck ou and all sooners

In their toothless mouths

Fuck fuck fuck blow u

They suck big harry balls all day

Fuck fuck fuck blow u

Beauty pageant judge

In O-K has it easy. 

Who has the most teeth?

 

Needle marks on arms

Jagged Copenhagen stained teeth

Miss Oklahoma

 

 

 

Edited by Beau Vine

Haikus suck big dick

blow u sucks bigger dick though

Lincoln is man bitch

 

Run little rabbit 

Run cause hate train is coming

Squish Kyler no more

 

Oklahoma Sucks

Lincoln Riley eats snacks from

Bob Stoops Bag of Dicks

Some say 11

Others demand 2:30

It don’t make a shit

Orchard basket full

Of Stoops Family Penii

Okies eat a bag

"How to play football"

Googled coach Lincoln Riley

Oops! Too dumb to read 

 

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Beauty pageant judge

In O-K has it easy. 

Who has the most teeth?

 

Needle marks on arms

Jagged Copenhagen stained teeth

Miss Oklahoma

 

 

 

Damn you went straight to the core. That's some real shit 

Ether makes big flames

While cooking shitloads of meth

Linc's house is on fire

It is not O U 

You wretched human mistakes

It's U O fuckers

Murray the Ewok

Crushed by burnt orange onslaught

Nelson belly rub

here is an extended audio haiku

Quote

boy stop acting tough you live in norman

 

Edited by Carl Winslow

17 hours ago, Carl Winslow said:

here is an extended audio haiku

 

This shit was pretty cheesy but the Norman line is on point 

Pirates be crafty

Fake play sheet in ‘99

Fuck Casey Horny

These haiku's suck ass

I know I could do better

Fuck ok landthieves

You're mom sucks harder

Than Oklahoma football.

I kid... Unpossible.

OU is a vile place
Running backs sucker punch girls
In their ugly face
 

Scipio, this one is for you:

STERCVS EST O V

ATQVE QVI EAM AMANT

SIC DELENDA EST

Edited by Magus Ossis

Jocah4 sucks dick

Baker fucks him with strap-ons 

Grab your ankles, bitch

Edited by Chili dog

Oklahoma sucks
Way more than the aggies duck
Playing against us

Bob Stoops is still a

Bad person and also an

Old, fat dick-chugger.

 

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