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#109

meth mouth trailer trash
toothless hicks with bags of dicks
punt punt punt fuck you

 

Edited by El Diablo

#112

You people do realize that a haiku is more than just counting syllables, right?

Set the scene, set up some conflict or a conundrum, then a resolution. For example:

 

Stoop ate bags o dicks

But stoops is gone- don't worry!

Riley eats dicks now

 

 

 

#113

Hickory dickory dock. Stoops and riley choked on some cock.
The clock struck 2 (and OU still sux), he dropped his goo and dropped off baker and kyler at the next block

#114
18 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Hickory dickory dock. Stoops and riley choked on some cock.
The clock struck 2 (and OU still sux), he dropped his goo and dropped off baker and kyler at the next block

Haiku not required

Such beautiful gibberish 

haha sooner goo

  • 1 month later...
#119

Same fucking team

Same sister-fucking yokels

same fucking result

#121

Two losses, one year?

Get used to it - trailer park

More to come Land Thieves 

#133

For the first game: 

Sooners have high hopes

Forty-eight to forty-five

Okie Trail of Tears

 

Now Part 2:

Sooners have high hopes

Ma, grab my jorts for Dallas

Second Trail of Tears

#137

Fuck OU. They suck.

Fuck OU. They suck big cocks.

Fuck OU. They suck.

#142

Year nineteen-aught-one

Twenty eighteen, we'll win both

Year Nineteen-aught-three

 

One October day

Ewok could not score enough

No more Stoops, bag’s empty 

#149

OU sucks big dick

Sister looks real good tonight

Texas is back, y'all. 

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