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Lincoln Riley has

A tiny micropenis

Gerbils point and laugh

Meth pays for football 

in Norman without either

A giant sinkhole.

O-U Cocksuckers

Who the fuck cancelled Deadwood?

Hooplehead bitches

 

Inbreds travel south
Then they get their shit pushed in
Inbreds travel north

meth mouth trailer trash
toothless hicks with bags of dicks
punt punt punt fuck you

 

Edited by El Diablo

You people do realize that a haiku is more than just counting syllables, right?

Set the scene, set up some conflict or a conundrum, then a resolution. For example:

 

Stoop ate bags o dicks

But stoops is gone- don't worry!

Riley eats dicks now

 

 

 

Hickory dickory dock. Stoops and riley choked on some cock.
The clock struck 2 (and OU still sux), he dropped his goo and dropped off baker and kyler at the next block

18 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Hickory dickory dock. Stoops and riley choked on some cock.
The clock struck 2 (and OU still sux), he dropped his goo and dropped off baker and kyler at the next block

Haiku not required

Such beautiful gibberish 

haha sooner goo

There once was a man from Nantucket

He was significantly taller than Kyler Murray

ou sucks

  • 1 month later...

Same fucking team

Same sister-fucking yokels

same fucking result

Take the fucking loss 

enjoy your meth and trailers 

Take the loss pussies

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom
Alcohol

Two losses, one year?

Get used to it - trailer park

More to come Land Thieves 

Fuck Kyler Murray

Take the loss fucking pussy

Beat OU ass twice

Fuck ou

shit must have got drunk Haiku day

3 hours ago, El Squared said:

Hey micro kyler

Bevo says go get your tiny

conestoga shine box

LOL @ micro kyler👍🏼

OU fucking sucks.

Beat that ass once, beat it twice. 

Win the conference.

For the first game: 

Sooners have high hopes

Forty-eight to forty-five

Okie Trail of Tears

 

Now Part 2:

Sooners have high hopes

Ma, grab my jorts for Dallas

Second Trail of Tears

Fuck OU. They suck.

Fuck OU. They suck big cocks.

Fuck OU. They suck.

Mysterious Force

Texas away from the Gulf

But how? OU sucks.

Year nineteen-aught-one

Twenty eighteen, we'll win both

Year Nineteen-aught-three

 

One October day

Ewok could not score enough

No more Stoops, bag’s empty 

Oklahoma sucks

Oklahoma really sucks

Best keep it simple

 

Take the loss, pussy.

Have a second loss, pussy.

Will you cry again?

mayonnaise sandwich

mobile home disaster zone

Amarillo East

OU Sucks, of course.

Mixing metaphors is fun.

Ok, cool.  Hook 'em!

Beat you in Dallas.

Arlington will be the same.

Breckyn cuts his hair.

OU sucks big dick

Sister looks real good tonight

Texas is back, y'all. 

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