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OU has failed to score 20 points in all four of their NCG appearances

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I'm no statistician, but I think the numbers are clear and point to one thing: OU sucking. 

Edited by ztejas

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm not statistician, but I think the numbers are clear and point to one thing: OU sucking. 

I think through careful statistical analysis and film study any objective observer will confirm this to be the case.

Really? Of all the shit you can pin on the dirt burglars you go with their ineptitude of their performance in NCG’s? Jesus, that is some aggy shit right there.

Yeah I mean ou fucking sucks. But I would be hesitant to use national championships as a way of measuring that. Just sayin

 

ou sucks

Maybe we should  call this coming week’s game, the red river national championship game

So how many games has Texas had the opportunity to suck too?  If I am correct, Texas has played in let's see....... one ...... national championship game since maybe 1970...   is that right? One game in 2005.   2018 minus 1970 equals 48 years.  One game in 48 years.  Someone please crack the champagne!  OU has played in how many during the same time frame?  HMMM?

So how many games has Texas had the opportunity to suck too?  If I am correct, Texas has played in let's see....... one ...... national championship game since maybe 1970...   is that right? One game in 2005.   2018 minus 1970 equals 48 years.  One game in 48 years.  Someone please crack the champagne!  OU has played in how many during the same time frame?  HMMM?
2. 2009.
Just now, jocah4 said:

So how many games has Texas had the opportunity to suck too?  If I am correct, Texas has played in let's see....... one ...... national championship game since maybe 1970...   is that right? One game in 2005.   2018 minus 1970 equals 48 years.  One game in 48 years.  Someone please crack the champagne!  OU has played in how many during the same time frame?  HMMM?

Jesus Christ dude.

Now granted how those games turned out I sort of wish it was just one, but come on. You are not this lazy or stupid are you?

4 minutes ago, jocah4 said:

So how many games has Texas had the opportunity to suck too?  If I am correct, Texas has played in let's see....... one ...... national championship game since maybe 1970...   is that right? One game in 2005.   2018 minus 1970 equals 48 years.  One game in 48 years.  Someone please crack the champagne!  OU has played in how many during the same time frame?  HMMM?

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 minutes ago, jocah4 said:
So how many games has Texas had the opportunity to suck too?  If I am correct, Texas has played in let's see....... one ...... national championship game since maybe 1970...   is that right? One game in 2005.   2018 minus 1970 equals 48 years.  One game in 48 years.  Someone please crack the champagne!  OU has played in how many during the same time frame?  HMMM?

2. 2009.

If he is going to go back to 1970 then you have to count the pre-BCS era as well. And that gets weird but there are at least two others...I mean there are probably are a couple other years where if we had one our bowl game and everything had fallen our way we would have been champs.

I mean have you erased Earl Campbell from your memory somehow? Boggles the mind.

Edited by Valmy77

4 minutes ago, jocah4 said:

So how many games has Texas had the opportunity to suck too?  If I am correct, Texas has played in let's see....... one ...... national championship game since maybe 1970...   is that right? One game in 2005.   2018 minus 1970 equals 48 years.  One game in 48 years.  Someone please crack the champagne!  OU has played in how many during the same time frame?  HMMM?

 

Eat a dick. And fuck yo momma.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Jesus Christ dude.

Now granted how those games turned out I sort of wish it was just one, but come on. You are not this lazy or stupid are you?

I forgot. They got beat by Alabama.  My bad.

2 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Eat a dick. And fuck yo momma.

Sucks to hear the truth.   But your back !   Herman gonna get you where Saban has his team.  

I read "NCG" as "Non-Conference Games" and I thought...

HOLY SHIT OU SUCKS!!!

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

If he is going to go back to 1970 then you have to count the pre-BCS era as well. And that gets weird but there are at least two others...

I mean have you erased Earl Campbell from your memory somehow? Boggles the mind.

Did Earl Campbell win a Natty for Texas?  I don't think he ever lost to Kansas.

2 minutes ago, jocah4 said:

Did Earl Campbell win a Natty for Texas?  I don't think he ever lost to Kansas.

I'm sorry that you woke up after I got done nutting on your mom's face last night. Now go back to sleep Billy.

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

I'm sorry that you woke up after I got done nutting on your mom's face last night. Now go back to sleep Billy.

It sucks to suck. It's a way of life for Texas.  The record between the two school speaks for itself.  The history of the two schools speak for itself .  

I wouldn't fuck your momma for practice, assuming you know who she is. 

 

 

12 minutes ago, jocah4 said:

I forgot. They got beat by Alabama.  My bad.

I figure it must be hard to remember things like that when your brain is full of the monotonous list of humiliating post-season OU defeats.

4 minutes ago, jocah4 said:

It sucks to suck. It's a way of life for Texas.  The record between the two school speaks for itself.  The history of the two schools speak for itself .  

I wouldn't fuck your momma for practice, assuming you know who she is. 

 

Yeah...you usually lose to us.

So.... Who has won a national championship more recently? Who has been to a national championship more recently? Hmmm

2 hours ago, jocah4 said:

It sucks to suck. It's a way of life for Texas.  The record between the two school speaks for itself.  The history of the two schools speak for itself .  

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Let's all take a moment to reflect how perfectly jocah4 encapsulates the university of oklahoma

18 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Let's all take a moment to reflect how perfectly jocah4 encapsulates the university of oklahoma

Like a fart in the wind, he'll be gone after stinking up the area for a little bit.

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