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I'm so glad he is playing great and got to stay in Texas. Great work!

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Once he gets stronger he's gonna be a problem. 

Dallas nailed their top 2 picks.  

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Staking his claim as most overrated player at, and after being at, UT.

Paying the price for checking out during his junior year.

Oh well....hope he turns it around.

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Yeah, unfortunately he hasn't been very good. He should have began his career as a swing guy off the bench, not a starter.

When you see certain shots of the interior lines lining up, holy shit he looks so small. There is zero reason why he should be playing guard in the NFL. He can't handle it. Why Dallas can't see this is beyond me. He is way out of position. But even with that being said, he does not look that talented. We shall see what an offseason will do for him, especially in the weight room.

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Yeah, unfortunately he hasn't been very good. He should have began his career as a swing guy off the bench, not a starter.

projected 1st round picks on the OL play every down.  you’re saying he should’ve gone mid-round.  and I agree, he looks like a mid-rounder. 

16 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

  Didn’t the Rams draft some scrub OT from Baylor like 2nd or 3rd overall  early on in Briles’s tenure there before people started to catch on?

jason smith, 2nd overall.  one of the better value picks of the 21st century. 

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

When you see certain shots of the interior lines lining up, holy shit he looks so small. There is zero reason why he should be playing guard in the NFL. He can't handle it. Why Dallas can't see this is beyond me. He is way out of position. But even with that being said, he does not look that talented. We shall see what an offseason will do for him, especially in the weight room.

As soon as I read that article by him where he talked about getting bullied when he was fat so he started working out I knew he wasn't going to ever get big enough to play guard effectively in the NFL. He's not going to get fat. He'll add some muscle maybe and then start getting injured. Theres a reason you see fat guys and not bodybuilders playing oline in the NFL.

We should have drafted Orlando Brown

In football fantasy land he should he a rs Jr at UT starting  for the first time,  instead of rushed to play  in the nfl.   

He went from being bullied as a kid to getting his ass beat on national TV. Solid plan there Connor. 

4 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

In football fantasy land he should he a rs Jr at UT starting  for the first time,  instead of rushed to play  in the nfl.   

that’s interesting, man, that’s fucking interesting. 

In football fantasy land he should he a rs Jr at UT starting  for the first time,  instead of rushed to play  in the nfl.   
This. Him and Vahe both would be JR-RS had we recruited worth a damn back in the day... And not have everyone smoke weed everyday...
4 minutes ago, Snacks said:
6 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:
In football fantasy land he should he a rs Jr at UT starting  for the first time,  instead of rushed to play  in the nfl.   

This. Him and Vahe both would be JR-RS had we recruited worth a damn back in the day... And not have everyone smoke weed everyday...

How many days a week do you recommend they should smoke weed?

It’s his rookie year.  I don’t think he’s 2nd round good but he made the right decision to take the money while it was there.  I think he’ll start here and there and be a bench player down the road.  He just doesn’t have the size.  Too short/not long enough to play tackle and not strong/big enough to play guard.  He’s what... 22 years  old? Maybe he puts on weight and gets stronger.  Who knows.

55 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

How many days a week do you recommend they should smoke weed?

If the last decade is any indication, only on game days 

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

It’s his rookie year.  I don’t think he’s 2nd round good but he made the right decision to take the money while it was there.  I think he’ll start here and there and be a bench player down the road.  He just doesn’t have the size.  Too short/not long enough to play tackle and not strong/big enough to play guard.  He’s what... 22 years  old? Maybe he puts on weight and gets stronger.  Who knows.

I don't disagree but it makes Dan Neil's success in the NFL pretty remarkable.  That was a generation ago, but he was still small by NFL guard standards.  He is smaller than Connor.

It’s his rookie year.  I don’t think he’s 2nd round good but he made the right decision to take the money while it was there.  I think he’ll start here and there and be a bench player down the road.  He just doesn’t have the size.  Too short/not long enough to play tackle and not strong/big enough to play guard.  He’s what... 22 years  old? Maybe he puts on weight and gets stronger.  Who knows.
He'll definitely get stronger, and he has enough frame to get bigger.
How many days a week do you recommend they should smoke weed?
Saturday, after the game.
Sunday morning.
Maybe Wednesday after practice.

Any other questions?

4 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Saturday, after the game.
Sunday morning.
Maybe Wednesday after practice.

Any other questions?
 

What do I do if I maintain an erection for longer than 4 hours?

Just now, staboner said:

when are we going to win again?

Longhorns or Cowboys??

58 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

If the last decade is any indication, only on game days 

I prefer playing football on triple stacked xo’s

8 hours ago, Snacks said:

Saturday, after the game.
Sunday morning.
Maybe Wednesday after practice.

Any other questions?
 

At least one: What days are urine samples taken?

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What do I do if I maintain an erection for longer than 4 hours?

PM Derka

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don't disagree but it makes Dan Neil's success in the NFL pretty remarkable.  That was a generation ago, but he was still small by NFL guard standards.  He is smaller than Connor.

Dan Neil was a freak. A badass. He mauled people. 

9 games in plenty of rookies sucking, scratch that, plenty of top rookies sucking. Yet, second round Connor W. already guaranteed bust. I’m officially terminus this-Premature Evaluation. 

5 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

9 games in plenty of rookies sucking, scratch that, plenty of top rookies sucking. Yet, second round Connor W. already guaranteed bust. I’m officially terminus this-Premature Evaluation. 

he is a guaranteed bust!  he’s terrible.  he’s lucky he entered the draft because he’d be riding the fucking bench in austin behind anderson and cosmi.  

As soon as I read that article by him where he talked about getting bullied when he was fat so he started working out I knew he wasn't going to ever get big enough to play guard effectively in the NFL. He's not going to get fat. He'll add some muscle maybe and then start getting injured. Theres a reason you see fat guys and not bodybuilders playing oline in the NFL.
We should have drafted Orlando Brown
He'll do whatever it takes to stick in the NFL a while, kid wants it.
Dan Neil was a freak. A badass. He mauled people. 


This. He’s smart, his technique was flawless and he was inordinately strong and fast for his size.

Conner’s obviously not there yet, but the jury’s still out. He’s athletic, bends well and has some room to grow. Kind of a tweener though. Regardless, I wish him well.
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Left: Connor before his rookie season

Right: Connor in the present day

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2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Left: Connor before his rookie season

Right: Connor in the present day

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That’s a big dude. Amazing the transformation athletes go through when all they have to do is work out and play football really.

31 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

That’s a big dude. Amazing the transformation athletes go through when all they have to do is work out and play football really.

and get paid for it.

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39 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

he's tough as nails but he gets blown up a lot, I mean seriously knocked the fuck backwards

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He’s been tweeting, and then deleting tweets, about selling PS5s second hand...? Hacked? 

Edited by The Earl of Texas

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

The only thing I was thinking was hope no one rolls on the back of Tyron. 

He's come along way from getting bullrushed by everyone when he was a rookie.

Can’t wait to see that shit on Hard Knocks, I wanna see how the rest of the team responded. Talk about setting the tone..

On 3/8/2021 at 11:02 PM, The Earl of Texas said:

He’s been tweeting, and then deleting tweets, about selling PS5s second hand...? Hacked? 

Well that explains why my hacked PS5 never arrived.

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