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Vice - Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Amy Adams and Sam Rockwell

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

In. Carrell looked impressive as well. 

They all did.  Rockwell's Bush was spot on.  

 

Holy shit. Kept trying to figure out when Bale was going to show up lol

Good lord, I had no idea Bale was Cheney.  The above post is correct -- he's entering Day-Lewis & Oldman territory. 

Wow.  Yes, take my money, now.

 

 

 

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Bale is a goddamn chameleon, but still.  There has GOT to be CGI involved.  I simply do not believe he can do that with makeup and Big Macs.  Just no way. 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Bale is a goddamn chameleon, but still.  There has GOT to be CGI involved.  I simply do not believe he can do that with makeup and Big Macs.  Just no way. 

get creative.  when making a sandwich, instead of bread, use pop-tarts. /fathomer

Bale doing his shapeshifter act would have me in anyway, but Sam motherfuckin' Rockwell as Dubya?  All the way in on this one.  /bartscott

17 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Fat Bale getting ready for the role

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Gotdam motherfucker.  Here's a quarter and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.  

So. Fucking. In.

Bale and Rockwell have impressed for quite a while, but Steve Carrell is turning into a legitimate A-List actor.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Gotdam motherfucker.  Here's a quarter and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.  

I know. I couldn’t stop looking at it in “ Hostiles”.

I virtually never see movies on opening day.  I think Fury Road was the only one in the last decade I can remember.  I'm in on day 1 of this.  Rockwell as Bush?  Fucking A, Man.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Gotdam motherfucker.  Here's a quarter and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.  

 

50 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I know. I couldn’t stop looking at it in “ Hostiles”.

It must be growing with age.  It wasn't as prominent in American Psycho or Batman.  Or maybe he just had a really good makeup job.

22 hours ago, nycHorn said:

Bale is the new Daniel Day Lewis.

Pos Rep.  They should just go ahead and hand him the Oscar

He and De Niro are not only the two best American actors, imo, but both have probably done more weight gain and conversely get buffed up for roles than anyone. Has to be brutal on the body to do it that rapidly and often...

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

He and De Niro are not only the two best American actors, imo, but both have probably done more weight gain and conversely get buffed up for roles than anyone. Has to be brutal on the body to do it that rapidly and often...

 

 

 

Only problem with that statement is that Bale is English.

Only problem with that statement is that Bale is English.

Oh hell I forgot, good catch.

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7 minutes ago, Surlybastard said:

Only problem with that statement is that Bale is English.

That's what you think.   He's just that good an actor. 

9 minutes ago, Surlybastard said:

Only problem with that statement is that Bale is English.

Well, he is an American citizen. 

26 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Somebody has watched The Prestige.

or Empire of The Sun

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Brick Tamland is married with 11 children and is one of the top political advisers to the Bush White House.

 

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This thing looks pretty good. Sure, this will be Hollywood bias and stupidly inaccurate, but I like the director and could be fun to watch.

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Poor GWB.   Dude is made to look like a dope.

 

IN34

Can't wait for this.

In addition to the dazzling cast, it was directed by Adam McKay.  Gonna be awesome.

Yeah but Vincnet D'Onfrio never took the weight off so it's hard to say he gained it for the role. 

21 hours ago, Parliament said:

Bale is a goddamn chameleon, but still.  There has GOT to be CGI involved.  I simply do not believe he can do that with makeup and Big Macs.  Just no way. 

Watch me.

5 hours ago, Surlybastard said:

Only problem with that statement is that Bale is English.

Welsh, actually

10 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I know. I couldn’t stop looking at it in “ Hostiles”.

We just watched Hostiles on Sunday Night. Ain't no way both can be Christian Bale! Fraud. 

Bale went from playing Batman to playing The Penguin. 😊

It’s going to be good!

As I said in the Cloak Room thread: the only thing wrong with this is that I can't watch it right now.

  • 2 months later...

I got sucked in the the unique "quirkiness" of The Big Short, and Christian Bale's above reproach talent. But good lord is this movie terrible.

It checks every single box on the list anti-Conservative hatemongering. Every. Single. One. I won't go through that list, as this is not a CR thread. Just take all the cartoonish narratives of one of those crapster cheap Christian movies, add in the recent terrible Atlas Shrugged movies, and flip them to the inverse.

I've never walked out of a movie, and I powered through this one to keep my streak going. Was tough.

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