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I mean Jesus.. 

 

 

UK man rescued after 'living in six-foot shed for 40 years'

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UK officers have rescued a man who is believed to have lived in a six-foot shed for 40 years, according to a statement from the Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority (GLAA).

The 58-year-old was found at a residential site north of Carlisle in Cumbria in a dawn raid on Wednesday by GLAA officers.

The potential modern slavery victim was taken by specialist trauma officers for medical tests, GLAA said.

A 79-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of modern slavery offenses.

GLAA said modern slavery exists in a whole range of forms across the UK and urged people to contact them if they have any suspicions.

A photograph provided by the GLAA showed a small green garden shed with little inside but a duvet, a television, an electric heater and a scrap of carpet

I bet that scrap of carpet really tied the shed together. 

Bernard

8 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

I mean Jesus.. 

 

 

UK man rescued after 'living in six-foot shed for 40 years'

181004092245-01-cumbria-shed-modern-slav

 

UK officers have rescued a man who is believed to have lived in a six-foot shed for 40 years, according to a statement from the Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority (GLAA).

The 58-year-old was found at a residential site north of Carlisle in Cumbria in a dawn raid on Wednesday by GLAA officers.

The potential modern slavery victim was taken by specialist trauma officers for medical tests, GLAA said.

A 79-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of modern slavery offenses.

GLAA said modern slavery exists in a whole range of forms across the UK and urged people to contact them if they have any suspicions.

A photograph provided by the GLAA showed a small green garden shed with little inside but a duvet, a television, an electric heater and a scrap of carpet

That place would go for $1200 a month in Austin.

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

That place would go for $1200 a month in Austin.

$1400 if you put in wood laminate instead of the carpet

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Modern slavery exists all over the uk?

Mostly to do with sucky sucky long time 

Edited by Neonmoon

59 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

$1400 if you put in wood look tile instead of the carpet

This ^^

2 hours ago, Deej said:

That place would go for $1200 a month in Austin.

can you get it for me at this price?

There's 10 offers ahead of you.

I don’t get it. How does someone keep a slave in a shed for 40 years in modern times?

8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t get it. How does someone keep a slave in a shed for 40 years in modern times?

did the shed have porn?

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t get it. How does someone keep a slave in a shed for 40 years in modern times?

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

That place would go for $1200 a month in Austin.

That would qualify as an affordable housing unit out here.

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

This is why I don’t go to shaggy/surly happy hours. 95% chance I end up in a shed getting beaten with a garden hose by atomheart’s neighbor dressed like a cop.

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

Well, then. Don’t ever get into a tiff with atomheartbevo, largely because he appears completely and totally unhinged yet in a very calm manner. Got it. 

I didn’t say I did that kind of stuff, I was just trying to answer tbone’s question. 

If I had a shed like that, I’d be renting it out for $1,200 a month, not  keeping a 29 year-old Guatemalan housekeeperas as a slave in it.

Hell, I can rent the shed, and pay a housekeeper to come in a couple of times a week, and still come out on top. 

Although I do feel like some of my neighbors could have been extras in the Get Out movie. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

Sounds like somebody has been married.

6 x 6 shed you say ?  Well at least he didn't go all Teddy Kazinski,  so there's that.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

oddly specific. Anyone check his sheds

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

I feel like you have really thought this through. 

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

I feel like you have really thought this through. 

tbone was just asking questions, and I was trying to be helpful. 

49 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

oddly specific. Anyone check his sheds

My “shed” is one of those plastic Home Depot sheds that’s about four feet tall and holds the kids strollers, bikes, and athletic equipment.  Not enough room to stand up in or stretch out while laying down. Plus it has a black roof, so anything inside like a teenage Honduran day laborer would have died within a few hours.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

You’ve, uh, you’ve put a lot of thought into this, haven’t you?

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I feel like you have really thought this through. 

God damnit, beat me

Atomheart forgot to add - “It rubs the lotion!”


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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

or something like that, according to your friend, right?

Don't read Atomhearts reply with PinkFloyds Atomheart Mother in the background.  That is creepy af.

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

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15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

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16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

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On 10/4/2018 at 10:10 PM, tbone_ said:

I don’t get it. How does someone keep a slave in a shed for 40 years in modern times?

You seem unfamiliar with the she shed that comes with a ring and verbal confirmation. 

On 10/4/2018 at 10:40 PM, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

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On 10/5/2018 at 4:40 AM, atomheartbevo said:

It's best to get them while they are young, and preferably in the country illegally so that they have less incentive to contact the authorities.

Put them in something like that shed, where they have a little bit of room to move around and what not, something to occupy their time (TV) and keep them extremely isolated for at least 3-4 months.  Very isolated - with you being their only contact.  And not just minimizing their contact with anybody else, but minimizing it with you, perhaps even going so far as to wear a mask of some sort when you have direct contact with them.  But do minimize the contact - have some sort of mechanism for giving them food and whatever else they may require, that keeps them from directly interacting with you.  Don't beat them (unless they are actively trying to escape).

After 3-4 months, bring in some close friends.  Have some reason to enter their shed, basement living quarters whatever, and then conveniently "forget" to lock the door as you leave.  Have your friends stationed near by.  When your captive comes out, have your friends claim to be neighbors and start asking he or she if they are okay, can they help them, and just when they think they are about to reach freedom, have your friends start beating the ever living shit out of them, with no warning.  After your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Go 2-3 months (enough for your captive to heal), and bring in a different set of friends.  Again, conveniently "forget" to lock the door.  Have your friends open the door and say they are neighbors and became concerned when they caught a glimpse of your captive.  Start asking he or she if they are okay, when they come out, expecting help, again, have your friends just start tearing into them with no warning - perhaps using pieces of garden hose (you don't want any broken bones).  Beat the shit out of them.  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Let things go another 3-4 months, and  after they are healed up, again, bring in a couple of friends.  This time have them dressed as police officers.  Have them bang on the door, and act like they are breaking the lock/door, have them enter, bring the captive out, say they are police and they were here to rescue he or she, and have them ask what is going on, why is he or she locked in the shed/whatever, and so on.  And just when the captive gets their hopes up, have your friends say something like "you know, we really don't like your kind around here" followed by another horrific beating (but not horrific enough for the hospital).  Again, just like before, after your friends leave, go to the captive, help them up, treat their wounds, be nice/gently to them, bring them food, etc.

Depending on the captive, at this point, they should be scared absolutely shitless of coming into contact with anybody but you.  They are going to be terrified (hopefully) of the neighbors and law enforcement.  If not, maybe repeat the process a time or two.  

The end result is a docile captive that is terrified of everybody but you.

That seems pretty well thought out.  Kind of like you've been thinking about this for some time now.

So what was the point of this? Was the guy forced into some kind of labor or kinky sex act?  Or was it just someone holding him just because he could?  Wouldn’t that be simply kidnapping or holding him hostage?  Slavery implies something different.

On 10/6/2018 at 5:47 PM, TKthunder2 said:

So what was the point of this? Was the guy forced into some kind of labor or kinky sex act?  Or was it just someone holding him just because he could?  Wouldn’t that be simply kidnapping or holding him hostage?  Slavery implies something different.

Lost track of the actual story.  Post by atom is creepy as shit.  Where does one find friends willing to help by repeatedly beating someone as part of your modern slavery scheme?

On 10/5/2018 at 7:15 AM, atomheartbevo said:

tbone was just asking questions, and I was trying to be helpful. 

My “shed” is one of those plastic Home Depot sheds that’s about four feet tall and holds the kids strollers, bikes, and athletic equipment.  Not enough room to stand up in or stretch out while laying down. Plus it has a black roof, so anything inside like a teenage Honduran day laborer would have died within a few hours.

How long did it take you to rehearse that until it just came out naturally? Did you practice in front of a mirror?

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