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When did Under Armour get into the glove game? Don’t remember seeing one before. 

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Amy can’t be thrilled with the Col fan next to her. 

Uecker just did 5 sponsor announcements in a row for the pitcher substitution.  Those companies must be slapping themselves on the back for being sponsors of pitching changes.  Their CFO’s will get mad money bonuses in the great state of Wisconsin. 

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PR Broxton for Braun now since you’re gonna make the defensive switch anyway. 

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Colorado sucks at hitting a baseball

Tell me if this game / series doesn’t remind you of the old Astros / Braves playoff series where Biggio and Bagwell would go for a combined 4 - 40?

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Just now, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Lady in blue to the left has some hammers but she’s a palm clapper.

Go back to page 1, she’s not new. 

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Hey, another shit-ass AB with a runner on 3rd, less than 2 outs. 

I've given up.  I feel so dirty and ashamed about hopping on the Rockies' bandwagon.  

3 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Hey, another shit-ass AB with a runner on 3rd, less than 2 outs. 

This is exactly what has made these two games so shitty.  Both teams, for the most part.

Guys walking up there with a bat and absolutely zero plan.

So two weeks ago the team from Chicago had the best record in this retarded league and lost to both of these teams?  

Hopefully the Dodgers will beat Milwaukee in the NLCS so the Astros remain the only team to ever win both LCS.

Rockies bitch asses are not going to do it.

So according to this FS1 announcer, a quick pitch is cheating and should be a balk. I guess any irregular delivery is illegal.

 

Kartz with the biggie.  Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kratz

Katz

Kratz

take your pick.

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Too bad they don't give LDS MVPs.  Kratz is a shoe in.  He can also close this thing out if Jeffress tries to fuck it up again.

In spite of how limp-dicked the Rockies have looked, this one is going 5.  

Wade Miley pitching in Coors on Sunday?  

Undecided vs Freeland on Monday?

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CF Lorenzo Cain R
RF C. Yelich L
LF Ryan Braun R
2B Travis Shaw L
1B J. Aguilar R
3B M. Moustakas L
C Erik Kratz R
SS O. Arcia R
P Wade Miley L


CF C. Blackmon L
2B DJ LeMahieu R
3B N. Arenado R
SS Trevor Story R
LF M. Holliday R
RF C. Gonzalez L
1B Ian Desmond R
C Tony Wolters L
P G. Marquez R

Rooting for the Rockies today, because I don’t want to see Chuck Nasty and Trevor Story end their seasons just yet.  

2-0, HR by Aguilar

Rocktober's not going to last long if they can't break through against Wade Miley.

Kratz with a double single off the wall, lulz.  He's 4 for 6, been waiting his whole life to hit in the playoffs!

Both Costas and Kaat called him Aguilara.

Good job, good effort.

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I heard Costas say that right before changing the channel, just assumed it was some joke I missed. Unreal. 

Wow, RBI single taken away because dumbass Braun couldn't get out of the way and let the ball hit him in the back foot.

I can't believe Wade Fucking Miley is throwing a shutout in Coors.  

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