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Taking a page out of @South Austin's book on thread titles. Tomorrow shall be glorious as we mudhole and ewok and the keebler elf! I'll be at college gameday! 

 Let's do this!

TEXAS!

From the shadows of Frisco.... err McKinney,  TEXAS!!!!

Edited by Shmitty

From the Heights in HTX...

FIGHT!!!!!

From the mean streets of central Alabama 

 

Fight!

Edited by Sgt Hulk

From my shitter in Melissa, TX, where I'm pretty sure I just shit a turd that looks like Bomar.

TEXAS!

From a porcelain throne in Bishop Arts, Dallas: TEXAS!!!!

From my kitchen table in way south Austin, wearing my coaches' polo for burnt orange Friday:

F I G H T!!!

From behind Lincoln Riley’s nude, bound and donkey-punched wife, FIGHT!!!

From your mom's house!

 

FIGHT!!!!

Edited by dcbc

From my office in downtown Dallas.  We'll see how much fucking work I get done today.

 

TEXAS!

Edited by Xcalibur

'twas the night before Hatemas . . .

 

TEXAS!!!

Edited by dcbc

From "The Texas Hill Country".......

FIGHT!!!

Edited by LTtxfan

From Uptown Dallas baby.... criminal to make a man work on a day like this.

Fuck OU and FIGHT!

From the shadow of the great emancipator, posting bail for Emily Ratajkowski.

Texas!!

Will be passing through norman today in the big rig. Blasting this over the CB.




TEXAS!!!!

At the office in Clear Lake getting ready for the 'Stros to whoop that Indian ass today.

 

TEXAS!!!!!

From shitting on the company dime in froggytown..

FIGHT!

Give 'em hell, give 'em hell! OU sucks!

 

 

TEXAS!!!

Girl in the office.  Giant, bolt-on stripper teets.  Low cut shirt.  Unable to avoid those puppies and her big acorn nips.  In trouble?  Hell no.  Why?  By stating emphatically and pointing at  "my hate" for her shirt and her red, OU earrings!  Causing her, of course, to arch her back and stick them out even further!

So FUCK OU!  Even when covering up giant sweater-kitties!

 

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