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29 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Didn't even know womens lacrosse was a thing.

Chicks be curious about sticks and balls. 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Abusive coach situation. Did stuff like make injured players do push-ups until they vomited. Forbade certain players to talk to each other. Kicked one girl off the team right after a road game and had the team bus leave her at the stadium. No scissoring involved.

Isn’t lacrosse French for scissors?

13 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Abusive coach situation. Did stuff like make injured players do push-ups until they vomited. Forbade certain players to talk to each other. Kicked one girl off the team right after a road game and had the team bus leave her at the stadium. No scissoring involved.

That's not the kind of fiasco I was looking for. Just fucked up the entire rest of the month for me. 

Just now, Parliament said:

Petrino to Kansas!

The AD that fired him at Arky is now the AD at Kansas if you can believe that.

$14.1M buyout for a coach who has fucking mailed it in all season.

 

The NCAA coaching profession is quite the racket.  

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

$14.1M buyout for a coach who has fucking mailed it in all season.

my bet is we see a rash of coaches going to puny programs for huge guaranteed bucks and then mailing it starting the first season.

for the next episode we might look to the east.

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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Your bag can't fool Jamie BAN WHITE MALES Carroll, he sees your hand.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Arky fans still have a battered wife syndrome relationship with Petrino but they don't realize it would have ended exactly like this.

Damn, $14 million to run a program into the ground.

10 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Damn, $14 million to run a program into the ground.

I would do it for $5 Mil; maybe even $2 mil with some amped up perks.

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Sure thing Mandel, why don't you go ahead and list every shitty projection as well.  Who couldn't see this fuck not being there in 4 years.

Mandel?  Is that the fuck who puts condoms over his head and inflate with his nostrils? 

"Louisville football is on a collision course with the national championship.  The only variable is time."

- Howard Schnellenberger, 1985

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Happy to have played a part in his demise.

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On 11/11/2018 at 4:59 PM, Machinator said:

 

$14M to fuck up a program you already fucked over when you left them before.  that's nauseating.  I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.  

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On 11/11/2018 at 5:27 PM, Rockwell Torrey said:

I would do it for $5 Mil; maybe even $2 mil with some amped up perks.

you better just take the cash...fucking whores and coeds and athletics staff is out at Louisville for at least 1 coaching cycle in each sport

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39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's back, baby!

 

Not quite

 

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's back, baby!

 

 

Mizzou says report that Bobby Petrino is coaching QBs is ‘not true’

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

During a radio appearance Thursday morning, former Arkansas quarterback Tyler Wilson claimed that his former head coach, Bobby Petrino, was now coaching quarterbacks at Missouri. “Maybe I’m breaking news that shouldn’t be broken,” Wilson added by way of Saturday Down South.

Perhaps the news shouldn’t have been broken as it’s not accurate — at least at this time — as, according to the school, Petrino is merely serving as a spring practice observer

In early November of last year, Petrino was fired as the head football coach at Louisville.  He also left Arkansas in disgrace five years after he quit on the Atlanta Falcons in the middle of the 2007 season and took the Razorbacks job.

And, for the record, the Tigers’ current quarterbacks coach is offensive coordinator Derek Dooley.  Whether Petrino has a future on head coach Barry Odom‘s football staff, either as quarterbacks coach or in some type of analyst role, is unclear at the moment.

 

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/04/18/mizzou-says-report-that-bobby-petrino-is-coaching-qbs-is-not-true/

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He's back, baby!

 

This Tyler Wilson?

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12 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

2.88? Honor Roll? Hell, I could get that 30 years out of school SECSECSEC

IDK didn't you see the major Recreation and Sports Management......that is not just some fuck off major.....it is THE fuck off major

On 11/11/2018 at 11:27 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

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I like how he's wearing his Sugar Bowl hat. Just to remind everyone that their Sugar Bowl dreams rested on him.

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

2.88? Honor Roll? Hell, I could get that 30 years out of school SECSECSEC

2.88 is the new 2.48 thanks to grade inflation. 

Recreation & Sports Management lulz

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4 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

IDK didn't you see the major Recreation and Sports Management......that is not just some fuck off major.....it is THE fuck off major

Does the Red Lobster Scholar Athlete refer to a career track?

Not going to defend 2.88 in that major but I will say it MIGHT be on 3.00 scale and not 4.00.  I know my graduate school average was on 3.0.

On 4/18/2019 at 12:12 PM, Bullneck said:

This Tyler Wilson?

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You may laugh, but a 2.88 in recreation and sports management at a school like Arkansas is nothing to sneer at.  They don't just give those away. You have to attend class for the most part.

Everything about that Petrino scandal at Arkansas was fantastic. The original rumors, press conference, changing stories, everything. But nothing tops those photos of Petrino's scabbed up shit-eating smirk. I still laugh everytime I see that meme.....and I see it a lot. 

You think if you told Jeff Long when that happened that 7 years later he'd be at Arkansas with Les Miles, he'd believe it?

Offseason gold Jerry!

Louisville athletics seems all sorts of fucked up.  Football,  basketball, girls lacrosse.  At least their cheer team maintains a wholesome image appropriate for university standards.

26 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Louisville athletics seems all sorts of fucked up.  Football,  basketball, girls lacrosse.  At least their cheer team maintains a wholesome image appropriate for university standards.

Have some rep for that cheer team post. You could make a case that this website wouldn't exist without it

7 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

Have some rep for that cheer team post. You could make a case that this website wouldn't exist without it

Kevin Morgan was a cheerleader at Arky?

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Kevin Morgan was a cheerleader at Arky?

Rebecca Manns - Louisville

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2 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Louisville athletics seems all sorts of fucked up.  Football,  basketball, girls lacrosse.  At least their cheer team maintains a wholesome image appropriate for university standards.

I got you, fam.

 

Spoiler

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Edited by Bullneck

37 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I got you, fam.

 

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This is from reddit /r/WhenItGoesIn, right?

 

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