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#1

A new streak of victory starts today. Kyler gets rattled, Sam comes to play, and Herman rolls into first place in the B12.

Fuck OU with a white hot blow torch.

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#4

In on page 1. I wish I could be drunk enough to not care about checking the game thread buttttt it's kinda early. Even for an alcoholic like me.

Edited by Tired of Lurking

#7

Page one. Ready to drown our victory in unlimited margaritas.

Edited by texifornia

#10

First beer done but I'm still drunk from last night.

Fuck ou.  

#20
Just now, Horn Dog said:

If that 5’ 3” QB completes one pass over our OLine there needs to be consequences.

just a quick follow up, and im sure you are drunk as fuck..., how will that goddamn ewok complete a pass over our OL?

#23

Have Yourself A Merry Little Hatemas

Have yourself a Merry little Hatemas,
Let your hate be right
From now on,
the sooners will be out of sight
Have yourself a Merry little Hatemas,
Make the sooners pay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here were are as in olden days,
happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
gather near to us once more.

For Freddie, Julius, and Earl,
Men who wouldn’t quit.
They look down upon us with eyes unfurled,
know these sooners don’t make a shit.

Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a Merry little Hatemas now.

#24

I’m not advocating anyone gets hurt, but if Murray gets hurt in this Game against Texas that’ll derail a lot of shit for Murray.

#25
1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

I’m not advocating anyone gets hurt, but if Murray gets hurt in this Game against Texas that’ll derail a lot of shit for Murray.

I’m 100% sure that nobody on this board will not want him to get hurt today.

#26
1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

I’m not advocating anyone gets hurt, but if Murray gets hurt in this Game against Texas that’ll derail a lot of shit for Murray.

 

#27
Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I’m 100% sure that nobody on this board will not want him to get hurt today.

There's at least one pussy that spent a good 2 hours last week bitching to everyone that joked about Murray got hurt.

#30
There's at least one pussy that spent a good 2 hours last week bitching to everyone that joked about Murray got hurt.
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#31
27 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

just a quick follow up, and im sure you are drunk as fuck..., how will that goddamn ewok complete a pass over our OL?

LOL.  Guilty as charged... but if it happens there needs to be consequences!!

#32

I love this weekend each year, and this game.  One of the greatest traditions in the greatest sport.

I want to see a barn burner that comes down to the final seconds.  

 

#34
Just now, Horn Dog said:

LOL.  Guilty as charged... but if it happens there needs to be consequences!!

yeah. in the form of TH needs to answer for why in the actual fuck his OL was on the field trying to defend that little fuck.

#36
13 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I’m 100% sure that nobody on this board will not want him to get hurt today.

Nope not me It would break my heart if that little over hyped midget fuck sprained an ankle 

#38
1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Checking in.  3 beers deep.

Fuck man what do I do.

Margaritas or beerskis?

Wish I was at the fair/game.

#46

Herman isn't wearing black, he is wearing his lucky Burnt orange fishin' lookin shirt.

WE WIN

#48

Corso just butchering our players names:

Ehlinger = L-in-jer

Lil’jordan = Jordan

Collin Johnson = coal-n Johnson

 

#50
2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Can Corso mush mouth through more names?!?!?

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Just now, MillerEP said:

Corso just butchering our players names:

Ehlinger = L-in-jer

Lil’jordan = Jordan

Collin Johnson = coal-n Johnson

 

Who fuckin cares he's the only likeable one on gameday leave his old ass alone

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