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#5005

Rewatching Texas Gameday Final on Longhorn Network. At the beginning when all the players are still on the field, it sounds like Ehlinger calls Murray a bitch as he walks away?? Wonder what was said.

#5006
Rewatching Texas Gameday Final on Longhorn Network. At the beginning when all the players are still on the field, it sounds like Ehlinger calls Murray a bitch as he walks away?? Wonder what was said.
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#5016
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Also "They haven't seen the gangstas we have"

Also "We'll be back"

So... it's at least in contetion for greatest non-Vince UT QB quote.

Former qb turned db:  it don’t make a shit. 

#5018
2 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

I only let my wife talk to me during commercial breaks, so as they were coming back from the break, she was still talking (naturally), but I was mesmerized by the set of tits seen above.  My eyes were glued to the TV, praying one would pop out, when she says "Well did you get a good look?" and I respond "No because the fucking score was in the way".  /csb

 

Edited by Assman

#5019
47 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Sucks that the ESPN headline reads: “Texas nearly waste 21 pt 4th quarter lead”

I like it. It has been awhile since we had 21 pt 4th quarter leads to blow.

#5023
1 hour ago, NowThis said:

game next year won't be so close

The odds will probably be in our favor with Murray presumably leaving. So it'll either be Kendal, Mordecai, or the true freshman Rattler leading the way for them 

#5027
3 hours ago, elfenix said:

let's see if this works

 

 

 

 

Out of rep, but bless you, sir. You're doing God's work here.

#5029

4, 2, 1, 3 ...

...and yeah. I was mesmerized as shit watching that during the game too. My 14 yo walked into the room in the middle of it and almost fell down. Then he suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Weird coincidence.

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#5033

Damn yall some thirsty mofos. Those 4 ain't bad, but they sure as shit aren't top tier Texas girls. "They all have nice breasteses"  Huh? Girl on the right is rocking a training bra. 

 

 

ou sucks. 

#5037
No presumably about it. He has a contract with Oakland and they allowed him to play this season and then hit the minors. 
Where he will get beaned.
#5039
Damn yall some thirsty mofos. Those 4 ain't bad, but they sure as shit aren't top tier Texas girls. "They all have nice breasteses"  Huh? Girl on the right is rocking a training bra. 
 
 
ou sucks. 
A wise man once said "once you've seen one woman naked, you...wanna see the rest of 'em naked. "
#5044
7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?

Ousux won't so it doesn't matter. :p

#5046

Anyone have a pic or gif of Devante Davis (I think) teabagging that receiver?

 

 

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#5049
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Deserves it's own thread of various videos from different perspectives. 

still played it way too fast

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