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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

i just watched that loop like 10 times

Marathon man--I only lasted seven.

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13 minutes ago, elfenix said:

let's see if this works

 

 

 

 

I’m in love(s)

Just got home. Got in for 120. One of my happiest days in recent memory

Rewatching Texas Gameday Final on Longhorn Network. At the beginning when all the players are still on the field, it sounds like Ehlinger calls Murray a bitch as he walks away?? Wonder what was said.

Rewatching Texas Gameday Final on Longhorn Network. At the beginning when all the players are still on the field, it sounds like Ehlinger calls Murray a bitch as he walks away?? Wonder what was said.
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Dumb cunt. (With a sideline pass.)

 

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Edited by Wally Pryor

Anybody have the locker room postgame speech from Herman?  Every time I've seen it it says video has been deleted.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Also "They haven't seen the gangstas we have"

Also "We'll be back"

So... it's at least in contetion for greatest non-Vince UT QB quote.

Former qb turned db:  it don’t make a shit. 

I think I found the crying sooner kid at the game:

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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

I only let my wife talk to me during commercial breaks, so as they were coming back from the break, she was still talking (naturally), but I was mesmerized by the set of tits seen above.  My eyes were glued to the TV, praying one would pop out, when she says "Well did you get a good look?" and I respond "No because the fucking score was in the way".  /csb

 

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47 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Sucks that the ESPN headline reads: “Texas nearly waste 21 pt 4th quarter lead”

I like it. It has been awhile since we had 21 pt 4th quarter leads to blow.

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

4, 1, 3, 2

4 hours ago, texaslong said:

Lincoln sounds just likes Stoops.

Wears the same silly visor indoors too. 

Not a good look.

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

game next year won't be so close

The odds will probably be in our favor with Murray presumably leaving. So it'll either be Kendal, Mordecai, or the true freshman Rattler leading the way for them 

No presumably about it. He has a contract with Oakland and they allowed him to play this season and then hit the minors. 

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

let's see if this works

 

 

 

 

Out of rep, but bless you, sir. You're doing God's work here.

15 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

3,1,2,4 and they all have nice breastsisess

jt's not here anymore

4, 2, 1, 3 ...

...and yeah. I was mesmerized as shit watching that during the game too. My 14 yo walked into the room in the middle of it and almost fell down. Then he suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Weird coincidence.

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4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

it satisfies me greatly he'll always be 0-1 versus texas. 

Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?

Damn yall some thirsty mofos. Those 4 ain't bad, but they sure as shit aren't top tier Texas girls. "They all have nice breasteses"  Huh? Girl on the right is rocking a training bra. 

 

 

ou sucks. 

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

or this

 

I was thinking "Cooommmme ooooonnnnn titty" 

First thing I thought of when I read "take the loss, pussy."

 

No presumably about it. He has a contract with Oakland and they allowed him to play this season and then hit the minors. 
Where he will get beaned.
Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?
The munchkin WILL NOT be there ya fucking moron.
Damn yall some thirsty mofos. Those 4 ain't bad, but they sure as shit aren't top tier Texas girls. "They all have nice breasteses"  Huh? Girl on the right is rocking a training bra. 
 
 
ou sucks. 
A wise man once said "once you've seen one woman naked, you...wanna see the rest of 'em naked. "
6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I need to follow this Paul Hookem on Twitter. I like his style.

Nice win! Happy for you guys. Gives me hope that Michigan can beat OSU this year

7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Do you Big 12 Championship game bro?

Ousux won't so it doesn't matter. :p

Anyone have a pic or gif of Devante Davis (I think) teabagging that receiver?

 

 

Edited by jofus

I’m assuming Baker hasn’t responded to anything yet?

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Deserves it's own thread of various videos from different perspectives. 

still played it way too fast

I’m almost certain that never punting against OU would be the right strategy this year.  You’ll convert 70% of your fourth downs and their O doesn’t really care if they have to go 40 yards or 80. 

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