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Should have never been that closer but fuck ou. I'll take it. 

The sooner offense is pretty good.
Not good enough BBBBBWWWWWWWAAAAASHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mother fuck yes, eat the dad dick Sooners.

I need the Astros to calm my nerves with a Springer grand slam in the first

5 minutes ago, Eldodroptop said:

Well, so much for me being an Atheist...

So wrong to pray during a FGA.  I guess I don't want to be right.

My hands are shaking and my heart is pounding while I type this

Fuck 0u fuck that fucking midget Aggie mother fucker murray fuck bob stoops fuck  Lincoln cock sucking Riley fuck mike cock sucking stoops fuck the state of oklahoma.

Going to pick up new underwear. Great win!!

Also, OU Sucks!

5 minutes ago, Slade said:

Nice win Texas! Still kinda pissed that they didn't blow the Dirt Burglars out though and let them back into the game...

This. I can hear the “coach speak” now; “We need to learn to step on their throats, close the door. Finish. A good team will make you pay blah blah blah....”

 

whatever- this feel SO damn good.

Robert Smith looks kinda miffed lol

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I would have called you a liar if you said we would be 5-1

Dominated the entire game except the fourth quarter

Gottdam I'll take it but it wasn't pretty or Mensa.  

When is the gameday post game discussion? I wanna see that cesspool

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GAME RECAP

In the first quarter, when it was obvious the 'Horns came to play, we were:

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And when blowU was turning the ball over and Sam was Tebowing his ass off, shit was like:

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But then we started playing dumb in the fourth and things got uncomfortable:

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And when OU tied things up:

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But then Dicker the Kicker stepped up and everyone was:

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Ehlinger 400 yards of offense and 5 TD's
Murray 400 yards of offense and 5 TD's

Murray 2 turnovers
Ehlinger 0 turnovers

Great game, kid. Murray, good luck in Oakland.

Fuck OU.

Who did the fox guys pick to win? They look sad af

Watching in a hospital room with a lifelong longhorn - pretty sweet.


That may be the best way to watch the game so the nurses can administer drugs into your IV at a moments notice when shit hits the fan

Sam Heisman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and OU SUCKS!

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

The Texas offense was pretty good today also.

Can’t rep but true. Offense bailed out the D

2 minutes ago, elnimo said:

Fuck 0u fuck that fucking midget Aggie mother fucker murray fuck bob stoops fuck  Lincoln cock sucking Riley fuck mike cock sucking stoops fuck the state of oklahoma.

GREAT POST!

1 minute ago, sachick said:

I would have called you a liar if you said we would be 5-1

and two of those wins against TCU and OU.  USC is good but they aren't great.  

Fuckin A, man. What a fucking game.

Best rivalry in all of sports, bar none.

Lhn interviewing dicker and he just said “I knew I’d make it”

 

1 minute ago, thepop said:

When is the gameday post game discussion? I wanna see that cesspool

Cesspool is on so many drugs right now.

I bet hes forgetting names like Corso in 3 more years.

1 minute ago, HeyMcFly said:

Who did the fox guys pick to win? They look sad af

They all picked ousux.

Just now, MillerEP said:

Lhn interviewing docket and he just said “I knew I’d make it”

Dude, seems chill and confident.  I like him.

Dude, seems chill and confident.  I like him.

Yeah he was confident as shit

OK not quite 50 but we needed one score in the 4th.  you can thank me because I went out to mow the front yard on the last drive for a changeup.

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