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I think I'm going to replay this game and jerk off to it.

Well the lineman do have lower bmi than what you’re used to handling so I can see that
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12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Just got back from the game. I'm exhausted. We were hoping for a 21 point blowout and the air was just sucked out of the Texas end with that 4th quarter. Thankfully Sam pulled them down the field to set up Dicker. I was pissed about the penalties that killed our drives and bad playcalling but we got out with a win and that's all that matters. It was still a hell of a lot of fun to see our guys put on the Golden Hat. It was also fun to not have to slink out of the Fair for once. 

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Section 114? Looks like were sitting pretty close...

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Or pics of fat cholas scarfing down corn dogs.

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spoiler that shit cmon man

46 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

Cryler Murray 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

From none other than the athlete that handed the state of Oklahoma it's worst burn:

 

 

Wtf am I looking at

Great game.  Love to have the seniors leave with a win and a chance to wear the golden hat.

Texas more more physical and the offense absolutely ate the Sooner defense for lunch.  When's the last time that's been said?

2 minutes ago, jofus said:

Cryler Murray 

Those tears are delicious.

For real though, that's fucking impressive to have not lost a game in your whole HS career.  His experience with aggy should have taught him how to lose though.

4 minutes ago, jofus said:

Cryler Murray 

Out of reps but I would trophy this 

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Those tears are delicious.

For real though, that's fucking impressive to have not lost a game in your whole HS career.  His experience with aggy should have taught him how to lose though.

Did he never start a game for Aggy?

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did he never start a game for Aggy?

TO be honest I don't know if he started, but he played.

A new streak of victory starts today. Kyler gets rattled, Sam comes to play, and Herman rolls into first place in the B12.
Fuck OU with a white hot blow torch.
I think that about summarizes it
32 minutes ago, sidis said:

But the same thing would not apply to a wr or rb while running with the ball...

wrong.  a part of the body that counts as down has to touch the ground before the ball comes out.

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

TO be honest I don't know if he started, but he played.

Well he went to aggy so thats an L

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Well he went to aggy so thats an L

then he chose to go to ou, so that means he is dead to us.

Texas is back baby.  Since Charlie Started building the talent level I've been waiting for the day when Texas rises up again.  It's here.  Shock the Nation. 

ESPN Highlights, featuring a dejected blOU radio crew

 

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So delicious

That kick was a beauty.  

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But the same thing would not apply to a wr or rb while running with the ball...
Yes it would. The hand can touch the ground to keep you up without making you "down". You see RBs and WRs do it all the time to keep themselves up to get a couple extra yards. The ball is an extension of the hand in circumstances like this and touching the ball to the ground by itself is not considered down. If it was, then a QB could never pick up a botched snap because the second he grabbed it he'd be down.
Such hate in their eyes in that Sam TD pic.  Has to be eating them up inside

There is hate, confusion and not impressed

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

no part of his body was down, no knees, ass, elbow, nothing. play on

See also:  stoerner, Clint 

Btw.  blame for the 3 score collapse rest on my shoulders.  At the beginning of the 4th I took off my shirt that I wore for the last 3 games and switched to my daughters soccer team shirt for her game at 2pm.    Thankfully its proximity to me in my truck was enough to get that FG thru the uprights.   Whew.
Fuck soccer

Great Win.... Will be interesting to see PFF grades on Defense for Horns.

Seems like Caden got schooled a few times especially on Murray's long touchdown run...... Heck of a lot easier to take when HORNS win 🤘

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It's not a 2 point loss to Clemson, but I'll take it.

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Great Win.... Will be interesting to see PFF grades on Defense for Horns.

Seems like Caden got schooled a few times especially on Murray's long touchdown run...... Heck of a lot easier to take when HORNS win 🤘

he'll grow, as will the rest of the team. Sterns is a freshman, so mistakes like that will happen from time to time. all that said, i agree much easier to swallow with a win.

12 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

62-46-5

It's time to starting adding to the left side of that number.

Also 5-1 baby.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

It's not a 2 point loss to Clemson, bit I'll take it.

aggy enjoy the game today?  It's be pretty shitty if they weren't supporting their big brother.  

1 hour ago, Crusher said:

OK... I just they would speed it up a little bit. I'm used to UT 55 point wins to start the season. Not loosing to Big Ten cellar dwellars.

L2 spell dumbo

They didn’t show replays on many of their big plays the last quarter, but I wish I could see them again to look for holding or any other explanation for a lack of defensive players anywhere near the ball for most of it. 

To be a fly on the wall when the team does the all 22 film watch of the 4th. 

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59 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think I'm going to replay this game and jerk off to it.

I may or may not have jacked off to the live broadcast, sometime in the 3rd quarter

 
Lulz wait till some crazy motherfucking pitcher throws at his head. Gonna bust out bawling.

Anyone know why Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf?

Because OU sucks!!

Have to admit I was way nervous watching the last 6 minutes of the 4Th qtr, glad to see Dicker come in and be clutch.

 

always fuck ou!

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So um did anyone get a screengrab of that female Texas fan in the 3rd quarter?

lol.. my son and I were yelling at the tv for having the scoring banner in the way when she was leaning over. I thought for sure someone on Shaggy would have a gif, you failed me. 

10 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So um did anyone get a screengrab of that female Texas fan in the 3rd quarter?

The one whose boobie nearly spilled out of her top?

1 minute ago, DreadHead said:

lol.. my son and I were yelling at the tv for having the scoring banner in the way when she was leaning over. I thought for sure someone on Shaggy would have a gif, you failed me. 

Longhorn network will be airing it again soon, just screen grab it then.

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

The one whose boobie nearly spilled out of her top?

This is why it's great that tube tops are making a comeback. You never know when a titty is going to just pop out

It feels even better beating OU knowing they lose Kyler and probably Brown next year.

And it also wouldn't shock me if an NFL team went after Riley.

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

This is why it's great that tube tops are making a comeback. You never know when a titty is going to just pop out

Tube Tops are awesome, but I think she just had a really low cut blouse. Either way it way it was a great visual at the time, the camera man was creeping. 

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