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I dare say "take the loss, pussy" might be the new "it don't make a shit".

Sam isn't exactly the next Tom Brady, but damn if he doesn't have the fight in him.  Today is going to last a long time in the memory banks.  That was a Gardere-esque performance, which is the best way to piss off Dirt Burglars, so double win.

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3 hours ago, Jacie said:

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Take the loss, pussy.

I see Oklahoma schools still don't teach how to spell words longer than 4 letters.

As I'm sure everyone knows. I don't even watch sports. I just love this place.

That being said, I'm a fan of Sam (don't know how to spell his last name).

That's some badass shit.

Love it.  Sam would beat the fuck out of Murray.  Finally feels like our guys have swagger and confidence 

4 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

Can this be the new motto?

Or at least a banner for the top of the football board for a little while anyways??

3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

With his attitude and arrogance he aint gonna have a long baseball career. Some pitcher in the minors will put a 90mph fastball upside his head. Well if the pitcher can throw that low.

 

Besides, Bill Veeck is dead.

 

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Oh, what I wouldn’t give for photoshop skills. 

Hopefully he will- losing big12 championship game to Texas too
Hopefully he wont make it to the big 12 champ game.
Yes.
Nope, ya gotta play twice to beat it twice. Ou aint makin it to the big 12 champ game dumbass.
3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:
Yes.

Nope, ya gotta play twice to beat it twice. Ou aint makin it to the big 12 champ game dumbass.

Agreed. I think it''s us vs. WVU 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Agreed. I think it''s us vs. WVU 

Same. Might be the long day of booze, as well, but Texas wins out. The dark horse emerges.

Just now, Topper13 said:

Same. Might be the long day of booze, as well, but Texas wins out. The dark horse emerges.

I think objectively we are the best two teams in the conference. Yeah, I'm on one right now, but I don't need to be to say that with a straight face.

5 hours ago, Jacie said:

Dear sa*et, congratulations on a good win.

The rest of the Big XII conference is happy to see you won't sink to Kansas-like levels of ineptitude.

Oh, one more thing, a good win does not negate a bad loss (see tOSU 2017, Iowa 55 Ohio State 24) so even if you manage to win the conference title and the ensuing championship game, don't expect to be invited to the playoff. 

Love, 

the CFP Committee

 

P.S.

For all of your crowing "We're back!" and "We're Texas", in reality, you aren't back and no one cares who you are.

Fuck off!

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Poor aggy1f5ab2bba445b2d78e8bd18e48c3b1ea.jpg

3 hours ago, Waterface said:

Look at the back of this guy's fucking head

You think the back's bad - take a look at the front of it...

8 hours ago, JFKFC said:

We broke them as men. That is what you have to do. 

We need to give the coaches more credit. 

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/Sam

Probably not as bitter as losing to the likes of say mighty Maryland but I defer to your extensive experience on this one.

Would it be equal to losing to Iowa Motherfucking State (and having them plant their flag in your stadium) while you have a Heisman winning QB?

 

Then again you're probably aggy since that never crossed your mind, in which case all I have is this..

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol..you had a Heisaman QB and still couldn't make the playoffs.

10 hours ago, Jacie said:

Dear sa*et, congratulations on a good win.

The rest of the Big XII conference is happy to see you won't sink to Kansas-like levels of ineptitude.

Oh, one more thing, a good win does not negate a bad loss (see tOSU 2017, Iowa 55 Ohio State 24) so even if you manage to win the conference title and the ensuing championship game, don't expect to be invited to the playoff. 

Love, 

the CFP Committee

 

P.S.

For all of your crowing "We're back!" and "We're Texas", in reality, you aren't back and no one cares who you are.

Take the loss, pussy. 

 

Also, I’m an idiot and can’t figure out WTF “sa*et” is supposed to be. Only thing I come up with is Salet. 

I’m not into the urban vocabulary (I’m 60 and work hard to keep kids off my lawn). Need a translation for sa*et. Can we get an assist on that one?

4 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

It's Texas backwards with an asterisk for the x

Well that seems pretty dumb. An attempt at clever that has to be explained isn’t very clever.

Fuck Kurt Bowls.  What a stupid question.
*Kunt Bowels* "Lincoln, Texas hasn't been nationally relevant since 09"...

Can we just bar Kunt and FCB from covering Texas football? They both need to be slobbering tiny gooner cock from now on..
*Kunt Bowels* "Lincoln, Texas hasn't been nationally relevant since 09"...

Can we just bar Kunt and FCB from covering Texas football? They both need to be slobbering tiny gooner cock from now on..
I'm not sure what was worse, Kunt continuing to insult the Longhorns or Lincoln's smug answer ("Well we've been nationally relevant for a long time and will continue to be nationally relevant" or something like that)
7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I dare say "take the loss, pussy" might be the new "it don't make a shit".

Sam isn't exactly the next Tom Brady, but damn if he doesn't have the fight in him.  Today is going to last a long time in the memory banks.  That was a Gardere-esque performance, which is the best way to piss off Dirt Burglars, so double win.

Whoa!  Tap the brakes there, sonny. Happy Feet Gardere was 4-0 against OU, but that fact is a head scratcher. None of those wins were even Case-esque. 

Congratulations to Texas on a great win, the sooners, barn, and almost aggy losing is a good day of CFB. If only Kentucky had a QB the last one might have happened. I think Herman has UT headed in the right direction, which I think is good for CFB when the Longhorns are in the conversation for postseason play. Unless I still need to be on the "fire Herman" wagon. (it's hard to keep up with where the fanbase is on this subject)

I'm not sure what was worse, Kunt continuing to insult the Longhorns or Lincoln's smug answer ("Well we've been nationally relevant for a long time and will continue to be nationally relevant" or something like that)
Everyone thinks Herman is smug and arrogant, but he doesn't hold a candle to little Lincoln who learned everything from Bobby..

Near the end a reporter asks: "Lincoln can you walk us through the last two offensive series"? *Lincoln* "No" (stares the room down defiantly)
Everyone thinks Herman is smug and arrogant, but he doesn't hold a candle to little Lincoln who learned everything from Bobby..

Near the end a reporter asks: "Lincoln can you walk us through the last two offensive series"? *Lincoln* "No" (stares the room down defiantly)
Yeah, that was really awkward. I couldn't tell if he didn't want to reveal his strategy? Bizarre non answer.
Congratulations to Texas on a great win, the sooners, barn, and almost aggy losing is a good day of CFB. If only Kentucky had a QB the last one might have happened. I think Herman has UT headed in the right direction, which I think is good for CFB when the Longhorns are in the conversation for postseason play. Unless I still need to be on the "fire Herman" wagon. (it's hard to keep up with where the fanbase is on this subject)

I was astonished at how bad Kentucky seemed to be. I had not watched them and did not know what to expect, but... How were they ranked at all, let alone in the top 15? Was this an unusually bad game for them? 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
10 minutes ago, ousux said:
Everyone thinks Herman is smug and arrogant, but he doesn't hold a candle to little Lincoln who learned everything from Bobby..

Near the end a reporter asks: "Lincoln can you walk us through the last two offensive series"? *Lincoln* "No" (stares the room down defiantly)

Yeah, that was really awkward. I couldn't tell if he didn't want to reveal his strategy? Bizarre non answer.

His entire strategy is a dick in his ass, so no, he didn't want to reveal it.

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I was astonished at how bad Kentucky seemed to be. I had not watched them and did not know what to expect, but... How were they ranked at all, let alone in the top 15? Was this an unusually bad game for them? 

 

 

I had watched a good bit of UKs games and knew they didn't have a QB who was a threat to pass the ball. With average talent everywhere but RB and DE eventually someone was going to make them have to pass to win. Surprised the fightin Mullens didn't do it.

23 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

Congratulations to Texas on a great win, the sooners, barn, and almost aggy losing is a good day of CFB. If only Kentucky had a QB the last one might have happened. I think Herman has UT headed in the right direction, which I think is good for CFB when the Longhorns are in the conversation for postseason play. Unless I still need to be on the "fire Herman" wagon. (it's hard to keep up with where the fanbase is on this subject)

If we lose to Baylor next week the fire Herman group will be back. 

We're not losing to fucking Baylor.

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We're not losing to fucking Baylor.

 

Am I the only one who read that in his avatar's voice?

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Lose the "you" on the new motto. It's cleaner.

Typical aggy, always trying to rewrite history

Fuck that little bitch ass midget.  Sam for supreme court

1 minute ago, BigXII said:

Typical aggy, always trying to rewrite history

Maybe read the thread title?

We need to update the Ewok picture with the crying Jordan meme.. bitchassedness has consequences... ou sucks

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Maybe read the thread title?

maybe suck a dick, aggy?

21 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

 

Am I the only one who read that in his avatar's voice?

I do that every time.

Like others have said, so awesome that Murray confirmed the tweet by saying “no comment” when asked about it in the post game presser

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