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This is where the dream ends and the nightmare begins. Baylor's football players are gonna have their way with our boyz much in the same way they've had their way with their wimmenz.

Our only hope is to minimize the margin of defeat so that we don't plummet from the Top 25 entirely.

Shane ran 20 mph against Baylor last year per his gps unit.  He is on the bench this year.   We’re fucked.  

What they are going to do to us can best be described as “non consensual”

Baylor is going to murder us (not literally... or literally) 

Prior to anal douche, they'll cover our mouths and fuck us. Gonna be messy.

In my day, Baylor chicks had loose vaginas, which hopefully, if still accurate, and even if not, some of you younger dudes can make relevant to this thread.

As for me, I only ask that Texas fuck Baylor up. My needs are simple.

I'll back off and read now, given my wine consumption and all, lol.

We haven't beaten a team called the Bears all season.

Doomed.

2 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

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Oohhh, will the Bears give me some puddin' too..? #TheWrathOfBaylorAwaits...



they have SATAN! 


THEY GONNA RAPE US AND THEN MAKE US GO TO MAGNOLIA MARKET AT THE SILOS AND SPEND HOURS SHOPPING FOR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SHABBY CHIC CRAP AND SHIPLAP!!!
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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm scared to death of Baylor.

No need to be.

 

 

We can't win.  Not when they have God on their side and everything.  And the bible.  And Jesus.

6 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:


 

 


THEY GONNA RAPE US AND THEN MAKE US GO TO MAGNOLIA MARKET AT THE SILOS AND SPEND HOURS SHOPPING FOR TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SHABBY CHIC CRAP AND SHIPLAP!!!
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 Should I be familiar with this woman? Who is she? 

50 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Should I be familiar with this woman? Who is she? 

You know how I know you're not married?

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:


 

 


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How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?

 

Just now, TexasMan said:

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?

 

Don't know but rape was almost assuredly a factor

51 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Should I be familiar with this woman? Who is she? 

I'm assuming you don't have a wife or girlfriend, because if you did, your offseason weekends would be spent with HGTV on all day. 

They induct Briles into their Hall of Fame, right before kick off and dedicate the game to him. 

18 hours ago, XOVERX said:

In my day, Baylor chicks had loose vaginas, which hopefully, if still accurate, and even if not, some of you younger dudes can make relevant to this thread.

As for me, I only ask that Texas fuck Baylor up. My needs are simple.

I'll back off and read now, given my wine consumption and all, lol.

Yep.  baylor pussy was /is easy pussy.  That being said.....fuck baylor.

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?
 

They are both Baylor grads. She is obviously being held against her will.
17 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

You know how I know you're not married?

 

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I'm assuming you don't have a wife or girlfriend, because if you did, your offseason weekends would be spent with HGTV on all day. 

I am married, but we’re a young couple.  28/33 She has never put the TV on HGTV in her life. 

Edited by GotThatFire

Kick? Is that what the kids are calling non-consensual relations these days..

30 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 

I am married, but we’re a young couple.  28/33 She has never put the TV on HGTV in her life. 

Ok well you lucky SOB you've been warned so keep away. You may also want to seek counseling during your first remodel and try and keep her away from the process as much as possible. 

51 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They induct indict Briles into their Hall of Fame, right before kick off and dedicate the game to him. 

That's how I read this at first.

54 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How in the hell did a dork like Chip land a hottie like Joanna?

 

Chip is one hella smart dude.  Joanna is half-korean.   Not your typical baylor gal.   She may be hot, but she probably didn't have a line out the door.

oh..

 

Parcells.

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Chip is one hella smart dude.  Joanna is half-korean.   Not your typical baylor gal.   She may be hot, but she probably didn't have a line out the door.

oh..

 

Parcells.

Texas is 5-7 until proven otherwise?

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