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Ok well you lucky SOB you've been warned so keep away. You may also want to seek counseling during your first remodel and try and keep her away from the process as much as possible. 
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46 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Ok well you lucky SOB you've been warned so keep away. You may also want to seek counseling during your first remodel and try and keep her away from the process as much as possible. 

If she wasn’t able to keep up with the dishes and laundry, she would be a tree stump.  Useless, around the house, she is. Not unlike myself.  We have an awesome house, but other than my TV there’s a lot to be desired for what we have done so far with this awesome house. Point is, I wouldn’t mind finding a trigger to tap into her creativity.   Luckily we have pretty identical tastes, so I wouldn’t have to worry about her buying ugly shit and turning the house into a nightmare. 

21 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Ship lap theyre gonna buttfuck us with
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SHIP
LAP!


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AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!


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AND AND AND SLIDING BARN DOOOOOOORRRSSS!!!


DDOOOOOOMMED!!!

Well, at least they'll be productive about it--several Longhorns may learn some valuable job skills.  I was thinking the Horns may have to start their own burnt orange #MeToo campaign afterwards but alas, maybe one of our coaches will have the foresight to bring lube.  Don't know how Texas will find the heart to compete against all the Bears roaming the sidelines and crowd in Waco.  

OP is a big, gaping vagina.

For realz

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Fuck off aggy we are going to get butt raped.

Are we even going to try the burnt orange pants with capes this year? I think the Baylor game is a good one for it. Otherwise I think we’re gonna lose, you guys remember how good RG III was? And there were other good Baylor players, too, I just forgot their names. I think they muster up the courage to get us really drunk and then take advantage of it. So, so doomed.

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