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1 minute ago, 3shot said:

That was sexual assault.  Fucker should be prosecuted for that.   

That isn't sexual assault. 

It's a number 6. 

4 minutes ago, 3shot said:

That was sexual assault.  Fucker should be prosecuted for that.   

I agree.

The ole Oklahoma handshake. Its how he was raised. 

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Those incompetent/corrupt refs should be doxxed & shamed publically.

The ole Oklahoma handshake. Its how he was raised. 
It's what they call "the family hello" up there. It's mostly reserved for blood relatives, but if you've earned a special place in their society, you become eligible for it.

That gooner got tired of his dadbrother giving him the needle dick so he wanted to see what a real one felt like. 

Hager should have kept his legs clamped and rolled over quickly toward the Sooner. If his wrist broke then tough shit for being a shitbag.

Any you know Gooner licked his hand and fingers as soon as he got back to his huddle.

30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hager should have kept his legs clamped and rolled over quickly toward the Sooner. If his wrist broke then tough shit for being a shitbag.

This. I normally would never wish an injury on anyone. One that cuts down ball-busting sounds like a good exception.

He learned it from watching you alright? He learned it from watching you.

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29 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

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Buckeye dude didn’t put up much resistance tbh, nttawwt

13 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Buckeye dude didn’t put up much resistance tbh, nttawwt

Obviously he's a ball carrier who plays both ways on the DL.

Guys, don’t forget there was initially a flag on the play before they picked it up. Dipshits threw it on Hager for Unnecessary Roughness before they realized they missed the fumble. The incompetence of B12 officiating never ceases to amaze me.

3 minutes ago, the idoit said:

Guys, don’t forget there was initially a flag on the play before they picked it up. Dipshits threw it on Hager for Unnecessary Roughness before they realized they missed the fumble. The incompetence of B12 officiating never ceases to amaze me.

I think he just threw the yellow flag instead of the blue loose ball beanbag by mistake. 

At first that’s what I thought but they announced there was no penalty for UR due to the fumble so there was indeed intent to call it.

 

On 10/7/2018 at 10:37 AM, Hurtlocker said:

Someone yelled "ball's loose!"   His misunderstanding of the opportunity is staggering.

For the win-close thread

On 10/7/2018 at 2:25 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Better question might be, WTF is the ref doing?  He's standing right there looking at it, dreaming about it, lovingly imagining what it must be like.  Throw an effing flag.

FIFY.  Only explanation I can come up with.

Maybe someone told him he needed to get a pair.

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Interesting side note.  The British or Australian rep signed on the wrong line, and everyone thereafter had to scratch through the name on the line, handwrite their own, and the last few to sign had to make up their own lines to sign on.

2 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Interesting side note.  The British or Australian rep signed on the wrong line, and everyone thereafter had to scratch through the name on the line, handwrite their own, and the last few to sign had to make up their own lines to sign on.

Fog of war

That noodling stoops style, in the dried up lake beds of the dust bowl.  

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