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2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Yeah, but that's the way it is with everyone.  FSU at #3 was Bama's signature win for most of last season.  At the end of the regular season, they didn't exactly get penalized for FSU ending up a sucky team.

It's because it's the Alabama invitational. 

Going to be sad when the CFP is the same 4 teams as last year.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Hey they let Kirk fuckin Bowels vote it's not like the other writers know what the fuck they are doing.

That fucker probably ranked OU ahead of Texas.

7 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
15 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:
Beat Baylor. Let’s motor boat them and get starters out after 3 qtrs 

Do they have large tits?

Yes /RG III

22 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Will take it.


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Your mom took it. 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

It's because it's the Alabama invitational. 

Going to be sad when the CFP is the same 4 teams as last year.

Yeah, and if you’re in the SEC west, you will likely have to beat Alabama twice to win a championship.

20 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

LSU still ahead of Florida ?

Doesn't matter, had win...

 

LSU be like...

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1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

That fucker probably ranked OU ahead of Texas.

I wouldn’t bet against it. 

Honestly, How is Washington ranked so high?  PAC is gluten free garbage

when was the last time Texas was inside the top 10? When Garrett Gilbert drove the train off the rails?

27 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

KY 18.  Lol.  That's the worst Top 20 team i think I've ever seen.

more SEC bullshit.  the only teams with 2 losses are SEC.  it's fucking maddening.

12 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Neither TCU nor USC have lost since we beat them. Dropping in the rankings is what happens when you lose to a team deemed inconsistent.

Frogs have only played one and squeaked by ISU in one of the worst games I’ve ever attended. If they beat Tech, they will likely be ranked. If they lose to OU the following week (likely a good game), they’ll be unranked again. If they beat OU, that doesn’t exactly look good for us. 

7 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

That fucker probably ranked OU ahead of Texas.

Said fucker voted aggy #13

Game day going to be in Austin during WV game, if both don’t lose prior to that weekend? Any other big games that weekend?

Just now, Armybrat said:

Said fucker voted aggy #13

Bwaaaa haaaaaa!

Game day going to be in Austin during WV game, if both don’t lose prior to that weekend? Any other big games that weekend?
Bama-LSU, Pedo State-Michigan, and Georgia-Kentucky
2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Game day going to be in Austin during WV game, if both don’t lose prior to that weekend? Any other big games that weekend?

Does Bama at LSU count?

How are some of y'all saying this is too high? Look at the teams right behind us and tell me who should be ahead of us? LSU and Florida are dogshit teams hyped by the SEC machine. We beat OU. What has Michigan done yet?
 

Beat Maryland?
29 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

We were ranked #11 after beating ND in 2016.

Asshole

 

5 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Does Bama at LSU count?

Possible but LSU will see Georgia and Mississippi St first

Edited by Revolution512

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah, and if you’re in the SEC west, you will likely have to beat Alabama twice to win a championship.

Or the east. East team may get to play them 3 times if they beat them one of the first 2. 

15 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

when was the last time Texas was inside the top 10? When Garrett Gilbert drove the train off the rails?

Yes.  September 2010.

15 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Frogs have only played one and squeaked by ISU in one of the worst games I’ve ever attended. If they beat Tech, they will likely be ranked. If they lose to OU the following week (likely a good game), they’ll be unranked again. If they beat OU, that doesn’t exactly look good for us. 

You think it’s a bad look for Texas if the only teams to beat tcu are Texas and Ohio state?

11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Said fucker voted aggy #13

How does said fucker report on CFB without watching any of the games? Because voting aggy #13 is proof positive said fucker does not watch the games.

Bama-LSU, Pedo State-Michigan, and Georgia-Kentucky

 

Well if they both get there without a loss I could still see them here instead of LSU-Bama. That’s the CBS game for sure.

 

Will Fox find a way to steal Texas/WVU from ESPN/ABC? That could make the difference.

50 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

LSU still ahead of Florida ?

Florida lost to Kentucky, they should be banned from football.

Frogs have only played one and squeaked by ISU in one of the worst games I’ve ever attended. If they beat Tech, they will likely be ranked. If they lose to OU the following week (likely a good game), they’ll be unranked again. If they beat OU, that doesn’t exactly look good for us. 
Fuck you. Dont want the evil munchkins in the big 12 champ game.
Just now, hookem48 said:

Florida lost to Kentucky, they should be banned from football.

Well when you play them without 3 of your best defensive players, that can happen.  Nobody has to worry about the Gata this year...  relax

Who is the idiot that keeps giving Clemson a number one vote.

Just now, hookem48 said:

Florida lost to Kentucky, they should be banned from football.

That's not how this works. Kentucky is SEC. Any SEC team that defeats a ranked SEC team is also ranked, and the ranked team drops but not out of the rankings. Because SEC

We have turned around our season from a shcking start. Also I think we're not being penalized for scheduling P5 OOC games especially as the first game. Hookem! \m/

 

 

 

 

 

 

44 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I've seen this several times on the board.   Tcu and usc  are not ranked  anymore.  They are still solid wins,  but not the big wins we thought they were at the time. Just being realistic here.  

welp, aggy/sec count the ranking "at the time" in their hype machine.  we beat ranked teams.  i'm still all parcells.  but we've beaten 3 ranked teams.

and maryland appear to be competent.  they are not in the b1g basement with corn and rutgers.   everyone thought their only win at this point would be us.

48 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Love Coach Herman and his team living up to expectations. Couldn’t be prouder of the Horns. 3 American teams in the top 25. One of the most entertaining conferences to watch and continuing to make a case for them be considered as a Power 6 conference. I’d much rather watch an American conference game than a PAC 12 game 

That’s because you’re a fucking idiot. 

Edited by Fat Bastard

17 minutes ago, Eldodroptop said:

How does said fucker report on CFB without watching any of the games? Because voting aggy #13 is proof positive said fucker does not watch the games.

as Parcells would say, consider yourself sucked

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Again, if it's too high, tell me who ranked behind us should we fall behind?

Michigan, I suppose, but they don't have the wins that we do.

When one argues schedule and record so far, it's hard to say that ranking isn't deserved.

I'm just worried about how we've constinently played down to bad teams.  It's going to catch up with us.  ISU, OSU, and Tech aren't slouches.

Even Baylor strikes me as a trap.

I'm still in cautiously optimistic mode.

Edited by JBJ

I like the #9 slot halfway through.  Texas is in a very good position.

We're home with Baylor coming in and let's beat them.

There's no way this club runs the table in the regular season, but if they do ....

If they do ....

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You think it’s a bad look for Texas if the only teams to beat tcu are Texas and Ohio state?

Not necessarily. I just know how enamored the media is with OU and if they are stronger and we beat them again, it will play better. 

10 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

We have turned around our season from a shcking start. Also I think we're not being penalized for scheduling P5 OOC games especially as the first game.

This.  Somebody put the SOS next to each team.  I bet that silences any bitching in the teens below us.

2 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

I like the #9 slot halfway through.  Texas is in a very good position.

We're home with Baylor coming in and let's beat them.

There's no way this club runs the table in the regular season, but if they do ....

If they do ....

If they do, and win the conference, it will all depend on what others like bama, Georgia, notre dame, Washington, Ohio state do. 

And also Maryland. Them getting 5-6 wins would be huge in that scenario. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they do, and win the conference, it will all depend on what others like bama, Georgia, notre dame, Washington, Ohio state do. 

And also Maryland. Them getting 5-6 wins would be huge in that scenario. 

Notre Dame is already in, done deal

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

How are some of y'all saying this is too high? Look at the teams right behind us and tell me who should be ahead of us? LSU and Florida are dogshit teams hyped by the SEC machine. We beat OU. What has Michigan done yet?

 

Michigan crushed Maryland?

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