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Sunday Night Football - Texas Edition: Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans

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Fourth generation Houstonian and I don't give a dry shit about the Texans. In fact, I root for them to lose because I hate everyone in the front office. 

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4 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.

Thank you for your contribution 

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

 

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they don’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

 

She says:

 

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

 

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

 

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they won’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

She says:

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”
 

Tell her to get naked and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

I barely care enough about the Cowboys to watch this game let alone talk shit about it.  Jerry Jones and our robot coach aggravate me way more than anything any Texan fan could say. 

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they won’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

She says:

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”
 

Send it to Craig 

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Tell her to get naked and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

And take pics

The fuck? Why is Swaim introducing himself from his community college?

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Just now, thepop said:

The fuck? Why is Swaim introducing himself from his community college?

Charlie guy

 

 

 

(jk I have no idea why)

6 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Texans fan here. Don't give two shits about this game, I like Deshaun Watson and JJ Watt but I really couldn't careless about the rest of the team.

you couldn't careless, so you could careful?

Sure sounds like there are a lot of Cowboys there tonight.

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Charlie guy

 

 

 

(jk I have no idea why)

Thinking the same thing. What gives?

1 minute ago, Chief21 said:

Hooked it. 😅😅

Wind probably caught it.

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Tell her to get naked, make you a sandwich, and just be quiet. That will make everything better. 

Fify

7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

My girlfriend is a sports idiot. She is feigning interest in the game and asked who should win.

 

I said if it was played in Arlington I thought the Cowboys would but they don’t play well away from home so Houston should win and they are favored.

 

She says:

 

Well they’re only going to Houston so it’s not that far so maybe they can win.

 

I then had to explain that the distance they travel has nothing to do with their odds of winning.

 

She also stated “isn’t every touchdown a pass?” I said what about handoffs to running backs? She said “well they are passing the ball from one played to the other”

 

 

 

she sounds like someone who could be convinced she needs to go to the auto store and ask for windshield wiper oil and a flux capacitor 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Texans couldn't cover me.  I'm 42 and white.

Deceptively fast. Really brings his lunch pail to work out there. Great effort player.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I used to give a damn about the Cowboys. 

Now, it's a habit that I have grown used to. 

My heros have always been cowboys.

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

lmao

 

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Aluminum foil. It’s not just for corn on the cob

Just now, Zavala said:

Deceptively fast. Really brings his lunch pail to work out there. Great effort player.

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

Gonna have to keep going with screens and such. They are just pinning their ears back and rushing. 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

Crafty

Just now, TexArcher said:

Film rat.  Really loves the game.  Coach on the field.

lol

damn it seems like both teams are bringing a little extra juice to this one. Nice.

So many Cowboys fans here. More than in 2002 and 2010

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1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

So many Cowboys fans here. More than in 2002 and 2010

Well ya. The team is 1-3, and people only care about the Astros right now.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I love field goals!!

It'll probably only take two more to win this game.

Just now, TexasMan said:

Well ya. The team is 1-3, and people only care about the Astros right now.

also probably a bunch of Cowboys fans living in and around Houston that marked this one on the calender

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

It'll probably only take two more to win this game.

depends on if butt-chin is dialed in or playing not to lose

This thread would be more fun/vitriolic if at least one of these teams was good.

Now it's all self-deprecation because we know that this game is the difference between finishing with 5 or 6 wins.

Damn the Texans really needed D'onta

They just can’t get to Watson fast enough. He’s either avoiding the rush or gets the ball out too quick.

Question for Cowboy fans or neutrals:

Where do you rank Hopkins among NFL WR?  2nd, 3rd, lower?

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