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  • buffalobill
    buffalobill

    MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO

  • SmokeyTheBear
    SmokeyTheBear

    We slept they DC

  • buffalobill
    buffalobill

    OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DE

Damn it!  Well it was a fun little button to push in the bars last night with the "KEEP MIKE STOOPS!, KEEP MIKE STOOPS!, KEEP MIKE STOOPS" chants.

Also, going to be an awkward thanksgiving around the stoops compound.

"yeah, so mark, I was thinking about moving out to Lexington.  Have any leads for me?"

"Bob?  Bobby?  You thinking about taking another job?"

"Ron, you think piss pants has room on his staff?"

anybody????

9 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

There was a sign at gameday that said

"Mike Stoops Career-

sept. 1991 - Today"

not sure if it made it on air but they knew what was up.  

It was on the FOX postgame too.

The politics in the defensive coaching staff could be interesting. I bet there is at least one position coach who assumed he was in line for DC if/when Riley fired Stoops. Going from HC to position coach/AHC and then not getting moved up may not be taken as a compliment or a favor.

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Damn it... lol. It is funny we got him fired tho

Getting coaches fired means we're back just as much as a legit top-ten ranking.

7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Don't know who the fuck this guy is.

 

Bob Diaco  
Coaching career (HC unless noted)
1996–1997 Iowa (GA)
1999–2000 Western Illinois (RB/ST)
2001 Eastern Michigan (RB/ST)
2002 Eastern Michigan (LB/ST)
2003 Eastern Michigan (OLB/ST)
2004 Western Michigan (LB/ST)
2005 Central Michigan (co-DC/LB)
2006–2008 Virginia (LB/ST)
2009 Cincinnati (DC/ILB)
2010–2011 Notre Dame (DC/ILB)
2012–2013 Notre Dame (AHC/DC/LB)
2014–2016 Connecticut
2017 Nebraska (DC)
2018–present Oklahoma (DA)

Ain’t no party like a Longhorn party cause a Longhorn party don’t stop

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

i can see Muschamp fired and end up at OU for like 1.5mil as DC 

You are an asshole. No one wants this 

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Bob Diaco  
Coaching career (HC unless noted)
1996–1997 Iowa (GA)
1999–2000 Western Illinois (RB/ST)
2001 Eastern Michigan (RB/ST)
2002 Eastern Michigan (LB/ST)
2003 Eastern Michigan (OLB/ST)
2004 Western Michigan (LB/ST)
2005 Central Michigan (co-DC/LB)
2006–2008 Virginia (LB/ST)
2009 Cincinnati (DC/ILB)
2010–2011 Notre Dame (DC/ILB)
2012–2013 Notre Dame (AHC/DC/LB)
2014–2016 Connecticut
2017 Nebraska (DC)
2018–present Oklahoma (DA)

I meant the guy reporting it.  I know who Diaco is.

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Ain’t no party like a Longhorn party cause a Longhorn party don’t stop

Trigger warning that!

Edited by runthebone

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

i can see Muschamp fired and end up at OU for like 1.5mil as DC 

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This bothers me because it shows they are a little more self aware than I would like.  

Would rather they just say 'because rivalry' and let the slide continue another year or 2.

Sam Ehlinger killed Oklahoma.

Good for them I guess.  Not sure it was smart mid season when there's still a lot to play for but they saw a problem and shitcanned him.  I guess one could say he's been a problem for a while, and they should have done it previously but they were still winning a ton and getting playoff games.  So they were probably of the mind that he's on a short leash and "give me a reason" and Sam gave them a reason.  

 

39 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

is probably available....

Retired, according to Wikipedia.  Will have to throw a couple bathtubs' worth of meth at him. 

2 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Managing a front-running Bob Stoops team as it coasted and Texas rebuilt is not the same thing as building or maintaining a power. We will see how Riley handles his penis wrinkle.

FIFY

Horrible, horrible news.  Fuck... was hoping the comeback bought him some extra time. 

Damn this sucks

Hopefully Lincoln lined the hallways with thousands of lego pieces and made Mike walk out of the facility barefoot. 

I didn't even realize Diaco was on staff there so just that news alone makes me happy

I didn’t realize OU had Benny Wylie.  Makes sense since Kyler wanted to be a male model, which seems to be what Wylie is trying to do.  

1 hour ago, Treefidy said:

Also, going to be an awkward thanksgiving around the stoops compound.

"yeah, so mark, I was thinking about moving out to Lexington.  Have any leads for me?"

"Bob?  Bobby?  You thinking about taking another job?"

"Ron, you think piss pants has room on his staff?"

anybody????

Mike's made plenty of money. He might be good to hang it up.

1 minute ago, Richter said:

I didn’t realize OU had Benny Wylie.  Makes sense since Kyler wanted to be a male model, which seems to be what Wylie is trying to do.  

They have Bennie too?! Holy shit Lincoln Riley is fucking genius. Got damn genius.

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Sam Ehlinger killed Oklahoma.

Good for them I guess.  Not sure it was smart mid season when there's still a lot to play for but they saw a problem and shitcanned him.  I guess one could say he's been a problem for a while, and they should have done it previously but they were still winning a ton and getting playoff games.  So they were probably of the mind that he's on a short leash and "give me a reason" and Sam gave them a reason.  

 

Firing him midway in the season says one thing:  "I've had all I can stands - I can't stands no more."  Popeye said that....but obviously, Stoops was at the end of his rope...

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I didn't even realize Diaco was on staff there so just that news alone makes me happy

This. That guy is a truly spectacular fuck up. My favorite part is when he tried to invent a rivalry game with UCF and then UCF just left the trophy he had made on the fucking field after they won.

https://www.theuconnblog.com/2017/9/6/16262570/bob-diaco-took-his-antics-and-lies-to-nebraska-uconn-huskies-former-head-coach-poopy-pants

 

OU's defense has been historically bad. Saturday was the most points OU has EVER given up to Texas. 

If OU has an average- to slightly-below-average defense to go with an  historically good offense, the Sooners probably win a Natty last year. 

A Lincoln Riley offense and a decent OU defense would be scary.

I’m hoping they go with Manny Diaz next season as DC.

We left probably 14 points on the field in the 4th quarter too, assuming the defense wouldn’t give up td drives of 2 minutes, one minute, and eleven seconds.  Coulda been 59 if we keep attacking. 

Wonder if this has an implications regarding recruiting.  No matter how bad the coach there are guys who verbal to play for that guy and might look elsewhere if they are canned.  (See Charlie Strong)

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Wonder if this has an implications regarding recruiting.  No matter how bad the coach there are guys who verbal to play for that guy and might look elsewhere if they are canned.  (See Charlie Strong)

Charlie was a great recruiter and subpar coach.  Mike was collecting paychecks.  He really didn't hit the road for much recruiting at all.  It scared him to death.  

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Tim Beck.....Stoops Slayer.

 

LMAO

Fuck I laughed way too hard at this 

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OU's defense has been historically bad. Saturday was the most points OU has EVER given up to Texas. 

If OU has an average- to slightly-below-average defense to go with an  historically good offense, the Sooners probably win a Natty last year. 

A Lincoln Riley offense and a decent OU defense would be scary.

The reason they suck is that they’re little bitches. They have a bitch ass culture. Their coach is bitch. Their players are lil bitches. Remember when we used to go into this game knowing we were gonna get our teeth fucking kicked in? We are on the other side of that now. We are going to fucking beat them up every single time we go to Dallas because Lincoln Riley plays a finesse style of football and they don’t like getting punched in the mouth. And I fucking love it. Fuck OU. Lil mark ass bitches.

The reason they suck is that they’re little bitches. They have a bitch ass culture. Their coach is bitch. Their players are lil bitches. Remember when we used to go into this game knowing we were gonna get our teeth fucking kicked in? We are on the other side of that now. We are going to fucking beat them up every single time we go to Dallas because Lincoln Riley plays a finesse style of football and they don’t like getting punched in the mouth. And I fucking love it. Fuck OU. Lil mark ass bitches.

Same thing I said earlier. Buncha pussies up there.
Kyler crying like a bitch.
I wonder if Stoops said something to pussy ass kyler which in turn led to stoops departure.
2 hours ago, Twizzler said:

This bothers me because it shows they are a little more self aware than I would like.  

Would rather they just say 'because rivalry' and let the slide continue another year or 2.

This right here. We scored nearly 50 points on them once.  Bob Stoops treated Mack Brown like a Thai hooker locked in the hold of a Russian fishing trawler that had been at sea for three months.  FUPM never demonstrated this level of awareness and decisiveness.  

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