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2 hours ago, Ehlinger4Heisman said:

Texas is #9 on College Football Today Top 25 Poll .

 

College Football Today Top 25

 
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Sam Ehlinger for Heisman Trophy - GO Longhorns!
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Find out how we come up with our Top 25 & compare all three polls

 

 

College Football Today - 126 Government St, Mobile,Alabama,36602 

 

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Did you ever get those fucked up chainsaw teeth fixed?

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  • buffalobill
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    MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO

  • SmokeyTheBear
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    We slept they DC

  • buffalobill
    buffalobill

    OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DE

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dave’s not here, man. 

No man......I'M Dave.  :)   Let  me in.

According to report this morning on The Ticket in Dallas, the morning radio guys reported Stoops went off on the defense at half time and they were having nothing of it. Defense fought back and a big argument broke out in the locker room. Surprised he was not fired at half time.

17 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Because it is his job?

And because he might need to adjust the defense?

And because it throws off ou's timing?

You seem a little confused.
 

He took a time out therefore it was NOT painfully obvious to the players. Keep trying though... obviously your stance on this is very important to you that you have to keep defending it. 

10 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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Bump..... "6th Street's" post Matches "The Triple Lindy" post

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Did not see this entire video on thread...... SIAP

 

If all this locker room lunacy is true... does it help, or hurt, that ousux has a week off before TCU?

8 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

If all this locker room lunacy is true... does it help, or hurt, that ousux has a week off before TCU?

100%.

9 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

If all this locker room lunacy is true... does it help, or hurt, that ousux has a week off before TCU?

Best to let the egotistical jackasses stew for an extra week without any outlet for their frustrations.  Makes it much more likely they'll turn on each other.

9 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Best to let the egotistical jackasses stew for an extra week without any outlet for their frustrations.  Makes it much more likely they'll turn on each other.

That's what I'm hoping for. lol

If the locker room incident reports are anything close to correct, it's a crab bucket in Norman right now.  I'd like to see the lid screwed down tight on that pressure cooker and see what happens.

On 10/8/2018 at 10:10 AM, Asithappens said:

Nothing against Mike Stoops has more spare time to eat a bag of dicks, but it's nice to see that the Longhorns are the cause of other coaches being fired now.

fify

6 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

If the locker room incident reports are anything close to correct, it's a crab bucket in Norman right now.  I'd like to see the lid screwed down tight on that pressure cooker and see what happens.

As much as I want them to suck ass, I imagine they are all rallying together at Mike getting fired.  Need the defense to continue to suck ass 

15 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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As much as I'd like this to be true, I doubt this is what happened. Also, I'd hate to be Eric Barnett and have my name out there on the Internet on this.

1 hour ago, Zharkov said:

If all this locker room lunacy is true... does it help, or hurt, that ousux has a week off before TCU?

Probably helps..... more time to make corrections and work on tackling.  BlowU players will probably tolerate their practices better because they will no longer have "Crazy Coach Mike" screaming at them.....

Firing Mike Stoops was a no brainer..... BlowU Fans have wanted him out for several years and the Halftime incident at the Cotton Bowl showed that " Crazy Coach Mike" no longer should stay..... Lincoln is probably relieved that the blowup happened so he could easily justify firing his DC.

Hate to say this, but..... No longer having the distractions of "Crazy Coach Mike" clears the way for  BlowU to probably win their remaining games and make it to the Big 12 Championship Game.... They still have a Damn good offensive team....

BlowU Sucks

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1 minute ago, Richard Kimball said:

Which one of you did this? 

Well considering TreatyOak has posted it on something like 4 different threads in hopes of getting as much rep from it as possible, I've got a guess.

Oklahoma was bad at...

-Gap fits
-Pass rush
-Tackling WRs
-Maintaining the edge
-Following the ball in zone read


I'm sure a bye week is all they'll need.

1 minute ago, fellside said:

Oklahoma was bad at...

-Gap fits
-Pass rush
-Tackling WRs
-Maintaining the edge
-Following the ball in zone read


I'm sure a bye week is all they'll need.

No to mention they’re low IQ, have halitosis, and are utter assholes. Some things never change, though. 

It wasn't an overnight fix, but our shitty Diaz coached defense was night and day different from the later Robinson coached defense.  I think the locker room turmoil is wishful thinking.  They'll likely improve if the next guy can coach, so hopefully they'll add another L before then.  Their offense is elite, and it's basically going to take 50 points to beat them.

I bet Patterson’s sweaty ass has something for them

26 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It wasn't an overnight fix, but our shitty Diaz coached defense was night and day different from the later Robinson coached defense.  I think the locker room turmoil is wishful thinking.  They'll likely improve if the next guy can coach, so hopefully they'll add another L before then.  Their offense is elite, and it's basically going to take 50 points to beat them.

Differnce is that OU wasn’t getting beat by calling bad blitzes with poor gap coverages. They were getting beat by going right at them as they weren’t physical or smart at all.

thats a sign that it is much more than coaching. 

51 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Well considering TreatyOak has posted it on something like 4 different threads in hopes of getting as much rep from it as possible, I've got a guess.

So it’s a shirt?

5 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Differnce is that OU wasn’t getting beat by calling bad blitzes with poor gap coverages. They were getting beat by going right at them as they weren’t physical or smart at all.

thats a sign that it is much more than coaching. 

I know hindsight and all but is that really the difference?  I remember plenty of our players accused of being soft with Diaz as the DC.

Stoops is about to CR this place up in a hurry

Also good God the man has awful taste in shirts

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47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

No to mention they’re low IQ, have halitosis, and are utter assholes. Some things never change, though. 

Irony, how does it work?

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Stoops is about to CR this place up in a hurry

 

Also good God the man has awful taste in shirts

Don't do it.

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27 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I bet Patterson’s sweaty ass has something for them

I'm really hoping the TCU offense that looked good at times against tOSU shows up.

 

7 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Irony, how does it work?

I don't know. I'll ask your mom. She's right here. Mouth's full at the moment.

MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO WEAR THE HAT AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE THEY LEFT.

1 minute ago, buffalobill said:

MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO WEAR THE HAT AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE THEY LEFT.

Or twice. Unless they all graduated in 3 years. 

1 minute ago, buffalobill said:

MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO WEAR THE HAT AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE THEY LEFT.

Besides the fact that Texas kicked the shit out of you in ‘15, yeah I guess it’s nice the seniors get to wear the Hat again. Fuck off land theiving cocksucker. 

10 minutes ago, buffalobill said:

MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO WEAR THE HAT AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE THEY LEFT.

Fuck yourself, toothless piece of shit.

7 minutes ago, buffalobill said:

MAN IT TOOK A COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OU FOR TEXAS TO GET A WIN. YOU DOMINATED. LAST SECOND FIELD GOAL AND ALL. EVERYONE KNEW DEFENSE SUCKED. THANKS FOR GETTING MIKE FIRED. GOOD THING YOUR SENIORS GOT TO WEAR THE HAT AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE THEY LEFT.

I like the cut of your jib, okie. You look like a sound, reasonable man with all of your faculties and all of your teeth. Please post more.

Also, our seniors are 2-2 against your raping criminals that you pine for on Saturdays in the fall.

OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DEFENSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER LOSS

1 minute ago, buffalobill said:

OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DEFENSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER LOSS 

Except we won. Take the loss, pussy.

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4 minutes ago, buffalobill said:

OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DEFENSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER LOSS

To quote a very smart man, “take the loss, pussy”

5 minutes ago, buffalobill said:

OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DEFENSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER LOSS

TTLP

5 minutes ago, buffalobill said:

OK. SO YOU GOT 2015. SO LETS JUST LOOK AT THE LAT 10 YEARS. ENJOY THE WIN. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THE SEASON. JUST REMEMBER YOU DIDNT STOP THE "EWOK". HE ALMOST WON IT BY HIMSELF. WITH JUST A LITTLE DEFENSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER LOSS

why are you yelling?

1 minute ago, sidis said:

why are you yelling?

He's a pussy who can't take the loss, obviously. 

Apparently everyone but your head coach knew your defense sucked. Also, you don’t have to shout, your dick is in your sister’s mouth not her ears.

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