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Would like to see Herb Hand take on the role of "white shirt coach."

 

 

Don't know if they still do it, but the Steele HS football team used to simply walk out onto the field while their band played Carl Orff's rendition of "O Fortuna". Easily the most badass high school football entrance I ever saw. 

LaMarque used to be awesome in the late 90s, from field entrance to kickoff they were mad dogging you. Then, the hit you so hard your ears ring the whole game. That is, if you could still see straight.

 

I think Bevo's entrances this year have been amazing. He has been so rowdy.

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Don't know if they still do it, but the Steele HS football team used to simply walk out onto the field while their band played Carl Orff's rendition of "O Fortuna". Easily the most badass high school football entrance I ever saw. 

I think it was 1999 I saw Sealy in a playoff game, so they were still in the mix to win state every year.

Their cheerleaders put up one of those "rip through" signs before they game.  They walked through it single file.

At the end of the second quarter, they were ahead 35-0.  They lined up single file and walked off the field.  

At the start of the second half, they lined up single file and walked to their bench.

 

That was pretty fucking intimidating.

54 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Would like to see Herb Hand take on the role of "white shirt coach."

 

 

Pretty sure they stole that from Highland Park.

Our entrance was through a canvas, reusable sign that had velcro holding it together in the middle.  I'd always try to stay right up front because I didn't want to get tripped up in the scum and look like a dumbass.  My plan worked perfectly until one windy night when one side of the canvas whipped back and wrapped around my helmet and almost broke my damn neck.  It spun me around, but luckily I didn't fall on my ass and played it off like nothing happened.  /csb

Now the kids at my old school have that new rubberized turf and a giant inflatable head they run out of.  /oldmanyellsatcloud

7 hours ago, Brock Sampson said:

I feel like this is inadvertently racist?  But I just don't know anymore.

A bunch of black guys in a cage seems racist to you?

12 hours ago, Forty Acres said:

Do they have enough players?

That was my first thought.  Must be 6-man.

Coach is dumb for letting his players get distracted with that BS.  Players need poise and focus, not a dance contest.

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17 hours ago, pacman said:

LaMarque used to be awesome in the late 90s, from field entrance to kickoff they were mad dogging you. Then, the hit you so hard your ears ring the whole game. That is, if you could still see straight.

 

I think Bevo's entrances this year have been amazing. He has been so rowdy.

I just remember Alan Weddell standing in the locker room door screaming, "Yes we can!"  and the team running out and screaming in unison, "Yes we will!"

its just missing them carrying Jessica Lange out above their heads.

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5 hours ago, Whatever said:

That was my first thought.  Must be 6-man.

No, apparently one of the best programs in VA: http://www.maxpreps.com/local/team/records/year_by_year_results.aspx?gendersport=boys,football&schoolid=b6cf97bc-a324-4c1a-90e5-0e75f34eb7d7

Coach WhiteShirt is not dancing in any of these, though, which makes me sad.

 

 

 

What does any of that garbage have to do with football?

9 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

I just remember Alan Weddell standing in the locker room door screaming, "Yes we can!"  and the team running out and screaming in unison, "Yes we will!"

1970_fb_national_champions.jpg

 

4th row, second from right, #75? That Alan Weddell? (Also of note, 6th row far left #72 Mattress Mack, Jim McIngvale) 

18 hours ago, Helobious said:

Don't know if they still do it, but the Steele HS football team used to simply walk out onto the field while their band played Carl Orff's rendition of "O Fortuna". Easily the most badass high school football entrance I ever saw. 

Meanwhile the Westlake LARP club is over here showing how O Fortuna should be used...

 

 

Obligatory: LIGHTNING BOLT!

 

 
I remember, that was awesome. Better than that showgirl dance they did on the sidelines against West Virginia last year.

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20 hours ago, Assman said:

Pretty sure they stole that from Highland Park.

It was JJ Pearce 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

Opening day at UCF. Game that was a little closer than it needed to be. 

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

 

 

Cops cars need to be coming out behind the players for realism.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

(Also of note, 6th row far left #72 Mattress Mack, Jim McIngvale

 

I had never heard this so I had to look it up.

According to the WikiTubes, McIngvale played football at North Texas State or whatever they call it now.

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

1970_fb_national_champions.jpg

 

4th row, second from right, #75? That Alan Weddell? (Also of note, 6th row far left #72 Mattress Mack, Jim McIngvale) 


Today this team would get footballs shoved so far up their asses people would think that they were pregnant by the end of the first quarter.

8 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

 

I had never heard this so I had to look it up.

According to the WikiTubes, McIngvale played football at North Texas State or whatever they call it now.

you mean in addition to UT...because there he stands...Weddell is the one that told me about that

36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

you mean in addition to UT...because there he stands...Weddell is the one that told me about that

 

No, I mean what I said. For some reason there's no mention of UT in his wiki bio.

Is he ashamed of it?

 

According to this, and assuming he is the same guy, he was on the 1970 NC team.  Wonder why that was left out of his wiki?

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On 10/7/2018 at 10:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

Would like to see Herb Hand take on the role of "white shirt coach."

 

 

 

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55 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

 

No, I mean what I said. For some reason there's no mention of UT in his wiki bio.

Is he ashamed of it?

 

According to this, and assuming he is the same guy, he was on the 1970 NC team.  Wonder why that was left out of his wiki?

Do you think he did his wiki bio? He ain't got time for that

That's him in the picture, chief...his brother George too. Why don't you go by 6006 I-45NorthbetweenTidwellandParker and ask him yourself?

14 hours ago, po elvis said:

its just missing them carrying Jessica Lange out above their heads.

I laughed.

is that racist?

 
I had never heard this so I had to look it up.
According to the WikiTubes, McIngvale played football at North Texas State or whatever they call it now.
He left UT because he thought he should actually play in games. Dude was coached by DKR and Hayden Fry.
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Do you think he did his wiki bio? He ain't got time for that

That's him in the picture, chief...his brother George too. Why don't you go by 6006 I-45NorthbetweenTidwellandParker and ask him yourself? 

 

OFFS, try some decaf coffee.

All I said was I had never heard that and it wasn't mentioned in his wiki-bio - both demonstrably true.

Why do you want to fight about it?

 

16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

1970_fb_national_champions.jpg

 

4th row, second from right, #75? That Alan Weddell? (Also of note, 6th row far left #72 Mattress Mack, Jim McIngvale) 

Yep.  That's Weddell, and Mattress Mac too.  

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

 

OFFS, try some decaf coffee.

All I said was I had never heard that and it wasn't mentioned in his wiki-bio - both demonstrably true.

Why do you want to fight about it?

 

Not starting a fight, I'm just pointing out that wiki is not the end-all, be-all of fact checking. A guy in the picture told me directly that Mack and his brother were also on the team and it is obvious from the picture that it's him, and you tried to tell me I'm wrong because it's not "mentioned in his wiki bio" (which I'd be willing to bet he has never seen. let alone contributed to) and you'd "never heard that". He did leave Texas and go to North Texas afterwards. No idea about his career there...   

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

...it is obvious from the picture that it's him...

GTFOOH.

Even Whatever CSI isn't going to enhance that photo enough to recognize a dude almost fifty years later.

Why you trollin' bro?

15 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

 

Cops cars need to be coming out behind the players for realism.

That would certainly make them run faster.

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