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  • Any app where, if you rewind 1 millisecond too far, you have to watch the entire ad block again should be shot into the fucking sun.

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  • NotActuallyALonghorn
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    Watched The Three Burials of Melquiades Estradas tonight. Every Texan should be required to watch this film.

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Sandjob was a good farewell and wow Clarkson is alarmingly fat. 

On 3/19/2024 at 12:01 AM, Alex Karev said:

Clarkson's Farm.

S3 drops May 3rd.

Ricky Stanicky FTMFW. Cena cracks me up

Went into this expecting garbage.

It was surprisingly funny. We enjoyed it.

The air dicking was pretty fucking great
  • 2 weeks later...

In the middle of watching Them. This show has probably freaked me out more than any other in a long time 

  • 4 weeks later...

New Cyrano wasn’t bad. 
 

I didn’t know it was gonna be a musical. 
 

roxanne looks like a younger rude shiv

On 9/19/2019 at 7:16 PM, TexArcher said:

Seriously.  

Roxanne is another one.  I'm sure they'll remake that with Kevin Hart and Emma Stone.  Fuck you, Hollywood.

 

On 9/21/2019 at 2:05 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

They should remake a different remake of Cyrano de Bergerac, or maybe come up with an all new remake of Cyrano de Bergerac. 

 

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36 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I didn’t know it was gonna be a musical. 

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36 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

roxanne looks like a younger rude shiv

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On 4/7/2024 at 11:13 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

In the middle of watching Them. This show has probably freaked me out more than any other in a long time 

Just finished it up. 

An incredible cast. The dude playing Edmund deserves an Emmy.

The story kept me guessing and the reveals came at perfect timing.

10/10

10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Just finished it up. 

An incredible cast. The dude playing Edmund deserves an Emmy.

The story kept me guessing and the reveals came at perfect timing.

10/10

You just reminded me that season 2 came out like last week. Will be watching this weekend 

On 4/7/2024 at 9:13 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

In the middle of watching Them. This show has probably freaked me out more than any other in a long time 

 

On 5/2/2024 at 1:37 PM, MissingInAction said:

Just finished it up. 

An incredible cast. The dude playing Edmund deserves an Emmy.

The story kept me guessing and the reveals came at perfect timing.

10/10

 

On 5/2/2024 at 1:48 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

You just reminded me that season 2 came out like last week. Will be watching this weekend 

Tom Cruise What GIF

 

Kind of blown away here, I'm through three episodes and couldn't agree more. This show is really fucking freaky. Then I realized you were talking about season one, which is awesome because it means I have another season of freaky shit to watch. 

I started in season two, because they seemed unrelated and the 90s were more interesting. And agreed, the guy who plays Edmund is on another level. Great shit all around 

28 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

 

Tom Cruise What GIF

 

Kind of blown away here, I'm through three episodes and couldn't agree more. This show is really fucking freaky. Then I realized you were talking about season one, which is awesome because it means I have another season of freaky shit to watch. 

I started in season two, because they seemed unrelated and the 90s were more interesting. And agreed, the guy who plays Edmund is on another level. Great shit all around 

Stop what you are doing and watch season 1.

On 4/7/2024 at 11:13 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

In the middle of watching Them. This show has probably freaked me out more than any other in a long time 

S1 or S2? I thought S1 was great but this article does make some good points: "Them" is Pure Degradation Porn

I'm halfway through S2 and liking it a lot.

On 5/2/2024 at 6:36 PM, MissingInAction said:

All 8 seasons of Newhart are up.

Say goodbye to my weekwnd.

Macaulay Culkin Yes GIF by filmeditor

On 5/2/2024 at 11:20 PM, MissingInAction said:

Mary Frann would get it.

Monday Night Raw Yes GIF by WWE

On 5/3/2024 at 8:37 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

 

Tom Cruise What GIF

 

Kind of blown away here, I'm through three episodes and couldn't agree more. This show is really fucking freaky. Then I realized you were talking about season one, which is awesome because it means I have another season of freaky shit to watch. 

I started in season two, because they seemed unrelated and the 90s were more interesting. And agreed, the guy who plays Edmund is on another level. Great shit all around 

 

On 5/3/2024 at 9:06 PM, MissingInAction said:

Stop what you are doing and watch season 1.

Just finished season 2 and I highly recommend season 1 first. The ending of season 2 will have a much bigger impact

About 8 eps into the first seasonal ND it really holds up. I legit LOL at every joke.
Tom Poston is perfect and Mary Frann would get it.

Watched a few last night. Forgot how fuckin funny it is. Bob is a treasure.

I finally got around to watching Saltburn. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't that. 

If you're looking for a sci-fi series to watch, all 4 seasons of Battlestar Galactica (the 2000's version, not the campy 70's original) were just recently added to Prime. Incredible show.

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6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

If you're looking for a sci-fi series to watch, all 4 seasons of Battlestar Galactica (the 2000's version, not the campy 70's original) were just recently added to Prime. Incredible show.

So say we all 

Ads are going to be a thing for me, and I'm not paying extra to get rid of them. I started "Them" last night, and made it until the first 2 minute commercial break. Nope. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ads are going to be a thing for me, and I'm not paying extra to get rid of them. I started "Them" last night, and made it until the first 2 minute commercial break. Nope. 

Aren't they all at the beginning of each episode?  We've been watching S2 of American Rust and you just have to suffer through them on the front end (which is a good time to grab a whiskey).

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Aren't they all at the beginning of each episode?  We've been watching S2 of American Rust and you just have to suffer through them on the front end (which is a good time to grab a whiskey).

Some yes some no. On Them, they are apparently before and during. Intolerable, imo.

41 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Some yes some no. On Them, they are apparently before and during. Intolerable, imo.

That sucks.

Spoiler

Well I guess that answers the question about if they made it out at the end of season 1. Or they could show up as the new eliminator couple

 

  • 2 weeks later...

The Blue Angels doc is fine, but of course JJ Abrams buries the most entertaining part of the Blue Angels, flying, in the story. An actual Blue Angels show in 4k would be have been much better. 

It was made for imax, right? That’s why I skipped it. Thought it would be lame on my TV. 

On 5/13/2024 at 1:51 PM, Red Five said:

Ads are going to be a thing for me, and I'm not paying extra to get rid of them. I started "Them" last night, and made it until the first 2 minute commercial break. Nope. 

Don’t be poor

I thought Prime ads were still just at the beginning. Did that change?

39 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I thought Prime ads were still just at the beginning. Did that change?

they jam them in anywhere and everywhere, at random times

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

they jam them in anywhere and everywhere, at random times

NowThis has entered the chat.

The only ads I get are promos for Amazon content at the beginning of any show.

I did stop being poor a few years ago, so maybe that's it 

47 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

NowThis has entered the chat.

The only ads I get are promos for Amazon content at the beginning of any show.

I did stop being poor a few years ago, so maybe that's it 

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I’ve noticed some programs have the “this is brought to you commercial free after this” and then a 30 second commercial. Other shows have them more like a network, which is an asswhippin. I barely have time to open Surly and read a thread before the program returns. But I’ve thought of saying “Fuck you Prime and your commercials.”

TLDR, Fuck Amazon

I paid for the ad free option. Humblebrag. There’s still a ton of shit on there with ads. Freeve is the worst and it’s probably half of their movie inventory. 
 

Their interface is dogshit. They mix new releases that you to have rent with movies included with Amazon Prime and it drives me nuts. Every single click is an attempt to upsell. 
 

I think I subscribed for Rings of Power, and I’ve been disappointed with the service. 

Season 3 of The Outlaws dropped.  It’s pretty good.  Not much Walken because if the US actor's strike but hopefully he will be back if there is a  season 4. 

Edited by MAROON

I tend to go for older movies,  watched Thr Boys from Brazil last night. The shit they came up with back in the day. 

Episode 1 Mind Blown GIF by The Office

I somehow stumbled onto The Legend of Vox Machina and have been entertained. It’s basically a D&D show with violence and profanity and nudity in the animation style of Castlevania. 30ish minute episodes make it bingeable but the commercials do suck.

Two seasons are available with the third coming this fall.

Prime has some cool war movies.  "Run Silent Run Deep" with Lancaster and Gable (and Rickles), and "Sahara" with Bogart. 

Pork Chop Hill has been on, too.

Didn’t know we needed a sequel series and I’m surprised this is Amazon and not another service,

Lot of kids are going to be shocked and delighted when they stumble across this

 

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  • 2 months later...

Jackpot! Is a funny send up of the purge movies with a lotto twist. John Cena continues to be a good at the action comedy, awkwafina is less annoying than normal. I wouldn’t pay to see it, but it was solid for what it was. 

  • 2 weeks later...

We just found Troppo, an Australian oddball detective series. Thomas Jane is in it. We binged S1 and will start S2 tonight.

On 8/16/2024 at 11:56 PM, Covri said:

Jackpot! Is a funny send up of the purge movies with a lotto twist. John Cena continues to be a good at the action comedy, awkwafina is less annoying than normal. I wouldn’t pay to see it, but it was solid for what it was. 

Yeah it was funny 

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