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Serial raping and murdering in Mexico. (At least they didn't eat them.)

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A couple, detained in Mexico while transporting human body parts in a baby carriage, has admitted to killing 20 people, twice the number originally suspected.

Under interrogation, the man, identified as "Juan Carlos N", confessed on Monday to raping and murdering 20 women, and selling their body parts and belongings, Alejandro Gomez, the chief investigator on the case, said. 

 

When authorities searched the two houses belonging to the couple, they found human remains in cement-filled buckets and wrapped in plastic bags inside a refrigerator, as well as clothes apparently belonging to some of their victims.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/10/couple-arrested-raping-killing-20-women-mexico-181009065539096.html

Meh... amateurs. Ya gotta keep body parts on dry ice.......... or so I've been told.

Not sure I see the lulz

16 minutes ago, huge said:

Not sure I see the lulz

Of course it's tragic, but this is Surly, and tragedy breeds sarcasm, and bad jokes.

5 hours ago, huge said:

Not sure I see the lulz

The Aristocrats!

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

That volume of corpses requires a pig farm or an incenerator to process effeciently. 

Familiar with this are ya ?

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

That volume of corpses requires a pig farm or an incenerator to process effeciently. 

160722_old_el_paso.jpg

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Familiar with this are ya ?

I watch too many gangsta shows. I keep my corpses in a crawl space, so I can play with them whenever I want.

Edited by MissingInAction

where were they selling body parts of 20 people?  asking for a friend

I mean I have heard of people looking for a toe, by 3pm, but who is buying that shit in bulk?

That volume of corpses requires a pig farm or an incenerator to process effeciently. 

Gotta pull out the teeth first for the sake of the piggies digestion.

Psssst.

Chicago say hi.

4 hours ago, Richter said:

Sounds like Mexico is the new Baylor.

There's a Queso joke in there but I can't do it.

20 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

where were they selling body parts of 20 people?  asking for a friend

I mean I have heard of people looking for a toe, by 3pm, but who is buying that shit in bulk?

Economies of scale and wutnot 

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Who buys body parts?

The most affordable medical school in Texas?

On 10/9/2018 at 2:14 PM, MissingInAction said:

I watch too many gangsta shows. I keep my corpses in a crawl space, so I can play with them whenever I want.

How do you keep them from toting so fast, after a month its just an awful mess.

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