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At least we have a chance at beating them continuously. Unlike aggy who can only win once.

If I see anyone wearing one of those, I am going to kick their ass.

COOP did it for USC too.  They've always done it.  FYI this also means we are winning.

 

Find something else to be pissed about

It would be cooler if the Coop would back into the statue business.

It's weird that the COOP would create a shitty shirt for the purposes of selling more merchandise. 

Aggie would make a shirt to glorify the close loss to Clemson.

They should make a shirt that has cutouts over the nipples that says "Almost a shirt, Almost a win 28 - 26"

If you buy that shirt new for $15 dollars and catch too much shit for wearing it, you can always sell it back to them for $1.37.  Unless it’s an obsolete edition because they changed the font on the cover...er I mean front. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

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How many shirts did they make for that win?  This looks different than the aggy controls the tide one I’ve seen. 

23 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

To be fair, nobody actually buys those 

Just wanted to go on record that I actually agree with something this fucker posted.

The only way I am owning a shirt proclaiming a victory over OU is if that victory occurs in a Big 12 Championship game....well ok I suppose it is possible we could also meet for the national championship.

I will admit to buying a shirt for a regular season victory.  Once.

1990, Texas vs UH.  45-24.  And bear in mind that they has absolutely scorched us the three years preceding (60-40, 66-15 and 47-9).

Plus, the shirt was funny as hell.  Showed a Longhorn holding a cougar up by his neck in a chokehold. Shirt read: "The Cougars were pu$$ies"

I give myself a pass on that one.

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Indeed, shocking that they would do so. Particularly without first consulting the authoritative advice of Surly posters. 

Should've had TreatyOak design it.  To date, his designs have been met with nothing but pure adulation.

We always had those.  I remember there even being score shirts for games vs SWC nothing teams sometimes.  I wouldn't buy one myself, but its fine.  Its supposed to be fun to beat your rival.  Not sure when our fanbase decided we were supposed to always be stoic and "just do business," win the MNC and walk away silently without even clapping.  Maybe about the time "We're Texas" came out as a slogan.  Really, we don't even come close to winning enough to have that attitude.  Only school that does is Bama and even they have Auburn victory t-shirts.

Can’t they make a shirt with a digital scoreboard so we can update it after every game?

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

It gets worse

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The Co-op has pretty much always done shirts for victories(and probably ones like these). I almost never see anyone wearing them.

FTR, I saw lots of Sooners wearing beat Texas (or something like it) shirt, hats, and buttons.

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I bought a 'Whatever It Takes' tshirt in '90.

Thought that was the Shock The Nation campaign?

Edited by Steel Shank

Hey I distinctly remember walking into the Coop in 2009 (((before))) the Tech game and they were selling a “Let’s Make the Pirate Leach Walk the Plank” shirt.

(shudders in disgust)

45 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Thought that was the Shock The Nation campaign?

It was but the team motto was WIT

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will admit to buying a shirt for a regular season victory.  Once.

1990, Texas vs UH.  45-24.  And bear in mind that they has absolutely scorched us the three years preceding (60-40, 66-15 and 47-9).

Plus, the shirt was funny as hell.  Showed a Longhorn holding a cougar up by his neck in a chokehold. Shirt read: "The Cougars were pu$$ies"

I give myself a pass on that one.

You were also 28 years younger.  I don't know how old you are now, but I'll guess that wasn't the only dumb decision you made in 1990.

I was at that game -- it was damn loud. 

If you wait 'til after Texas loses a bowl game you can pick up that merchandise at a bitchin' discount. I bought a 1991 Cotton Bowl t-shirt for like $2-3 the day after.

 

 

56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The Co-op has pretty much always done shirts for victories(and probably ones like these). I almost never see anyone wearing them.

FTR, I saw lots of Sooners wearing beat Texas (or something like it) shirt, hats, and buttons.

just about every shirt you see has a reference to Texas . they actually have a shirt with a picture of a hand doing the horns down . very , very  few polos , or button ups with a logo . and the the opposite of that with Texas fans . but then again wild things don't know they are wild, they just are . gooners gonna goon 

41 minutes ago, Blanton said:

It was but the team motto was WIT

So shock the nation is what it took?

33 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

just about every shirt you see has a reference to Texas . they actually have a shirt with a picture of a hand doing the horns down . very , very  few polos , or button ups with a logo . and the the opposite of that with Texas fans . but then again wild things don't know they are wild, they just are . gooners gonna goon 

google "OU shirts" this is the first image:

Oklahoma Sooners Fanatics Branded Hometown Collection Horns Down T-Shirt - Crimson, Men's, Size: Medium, Red

Came to this thread hoping to see a story about how aggy was losing money on regular season victory shirts, or a story about aggy being defrauded by a t-shirt company, or that someone posted a video of an aggy being fucked with a t-shirt (hoping against that but in a can't look away "train wreck" way).

Turns out it was none of those things.  

37 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

google "OU shirts" this is the first image:

Oklahoma Sooners Fanatics Branded Hometown Collection Horns Down T-Shirt - Crimson, Men's, Size: Medium, Red

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This is fucking brilliant
4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

So shock the nation is what it took?

Nickname for winning streak=shock the nation

Official team motto=WIT (Whatever it takes)

1991 Cotton Bowl= anal rape

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The Co-op has pretty much always done shirts for victories(and probably ones like these). I almost never see anyone wearing them.

FTR, I saw lots of Sooners wearing beat Texas (or something like it) shirt, hats, and buttons.

Every damn female ou student was wearing the “BMFS” badges. God damn kids these days, their shit isn’t even funny or witty. 

I'll admit, I bought the shirt the year we broke the streak against OU. I was in college. It said something about being another stop on the Pasadena trail. Fortunately, it held up. No ragrets.

12 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

I'll admit, I bought the shirt the year we broke the streak against OU. I was in college. It said something about being another stop on the Pasadena trail. Fortunately, it held up. No ragrets.

Bro obviously championship season shirts are except. Someone send me a "Hey Kansas fucks remember when we were up 56-0 on you at the half" t-shirt and I'll wear it. 

56 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bro obviously championship season shirts are except. Someone send me a "Hey Kansas fucks remember when we were up 56-0 on you at the half" t-shirt and I'll wear it. 

Ur address pls?

 

...(firing up screenprinter)

To be fair, nobody actually buys those 
They are very popular in Africa.
Bro obviously championship season shirts are except. Someone send me a "Hey Kansas fucks remember when we were up 56-0 on you at the half" t-shirt and I'll wear it. 
You're in Africa?

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