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5 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

They lost to the Cardinals bruh

Googled 'Last world series win', and it gave me a world series they actually lost.  

Apparently, the brewers have never won a world series.  

I did not know that.

28 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Using Hader when you have a 98% win probability. Lol. 

You were saying.... 

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Grandpa can make up for a lot right here
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They needed to get a PH in anyway on the 30th anniversary of Gibson's HR

Just now, Monster said:

You were saying.... 

Makes the decision even worse as now he’s unavailable to put out the fire. They gained almost nothing by using him there. Soria has more wpa for this game than Hader. 

3 minutes ago, Monster said:

Googled 'Last world series win', and it gave me a world series they actually lost.  

Apparently, the brewers have never won a world series.  

I did not know that.

I mean they got a win in that particular world series but yeah they are 0-fer

Brewers have never won the national league pennant, according to wikipedia.

Seems improbable they'll beat either of the AL superteams, but would be glad to see them knock off LA here and get their first national league title.

lol Hader has the lowest win probability added and the lowest leverage of any pitcher for the Brewers. That shit is straight malpractice. 

Just now, Monster said:

Brewers have never won the national league pennant, according to wikipedia.

Seems improbable they'll beat either of the AL superteams, but would be glad to see them knock off LA here and get their first national league title.

I'd much rather their usurping asses go back to the AL.  f bud

If I'm a Dodger fan, I'm going to go nuts if I ever see Grandal on the field wearing a Dodgers uniform again.  

I hope the Astros sign Grandal this offseason. 

Booing Grandal is pretty weak seeing as though he helped a shit ton to get this team where they are this year.  

But morons gonna moron.  If Keuchel has a bad outing today there will be Houston dipshits booing him too.  

CF Lorenzo Cain R
RF C. Yelich L
LF Ryan Braun R
1B J. Aguilar R
3B M. Moustakas L
2B J. Schoop R
C Manny Pina R
SS O. Arcia R
P Gio Gonzalez L


LF Chris Taylor R
3B J. Turner R
1B David Freese R
SS M. Machado R
2B Brian Dozier R
CF E. Hernandez R
RF Yasiel Puig R
C A. Barnes R
P Rich Hill L

 

Schoop & Dozier get to play. 

Is Schoop gonna get non-tendered? Made $8.5M this season, 1 arb year left, & he’s been fucking horrid for Mil. 

29 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Smoltz saying he's not stuck in the 90's doesn't mean he's not exactly stuck in the 90's.

Just savage:

 

Yelich has gone into the wall more than Danica Patrick.

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Well, almost.

Who decided it was a good idea to have ARod explain these percentages to us by showing us flash cards? Fucking silly.

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I’m obviously watching...and drinking.

 

Been listening to the LA radio broadcast and they are still heavily promoting the fact that there are still tickets available for tomorrow's game.  What's up with that, LA?

Also, Charlie Steiner cannot pronounce "Brewers."  It comes out as "Brurrs."

Why does it seem like Turner is always the guy up to bat in the pivotal final out?

I have a 5:35am flight tomorrow, which means I need to leave the house at about 3:30.  

Why am I doing this to myself?

Jansen back out for a second inning against the top of the Brewer lineup.  I don't see this going well for LA.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have a 5:35am flight tomorrow, which means I need to leave the house at about 3:30.  

Why am I doing this to myself?

Oh yeah, that's why.  Hell of a play, Bellinger.

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Unreal catch by Belly.  But GOT to ho,d them here

not popular, but aguilar is supposed to take his foot off the bag there. was it cheap? yeah, but i like it. it's the playoffs. i like guys playing with an edge. again, maybe it's cheap, but so were a bunch of my favorite athletes, especially come playoff time- rodman, draymond, the bad boy pistons, etc. makes the game more lively. 

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What a fucking pussy bitch Machado is.  But we already knew that.

 

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

not popular, but aguilar is supposed to take his foot off the bag there. was it cheap? yeah, but i like it. it's the playoffs. i like guys playing with an edge. 

Dude...

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Whenever I see you and ask you how you’re doing, you say, ‘I’m chillin.’ I know that’s your personality, that’s how you are. But there was a ball the other night, and you didn’t run hard. Manny, you know this, at this time of year people notice that kind of thing, so how would you explain it? What happened?

Machado: “Uhhh … (pause) … I’ve been thinking about it and it happens every time, there’s no excuse for it honestly. I’ve never given excuses for not running. I’m not hurt, there’s no excuse but I’ve been the same player … I’ve been doing this for eight years, I’m in The Show for eight years, I’ve done the same thing for eight years, I’ve been the same player. (Machado actually just completed his seventh season.)

“Obviously I’m not going to change, I’m not the type of player that’s going to be ‘Johnny Hustle,’ and run down the line and slide to first base and … you know, whatever can happen. That’s just not my personality, that’s not my cup of tea, that’s not who I am.

“Should I have run on that pitch? Yeah … but I didn’t and I gotta pay the consequences for it. It does look bad. It looks terrible. I look back at the video and I’m like, ‘Woah, what was I doing?’ You know, just the emotions of the game … I’m the type of player that has stayed in the zone, I’m playing and I’m just in the zone.

“On 3-0, I’m trying to drive one out. I hit a 100 mph groundball (actually 76 mph) right into the shift, right to the shortstop … before I even step out of the box, I look to the shortstop, he has the ball in his hands and I’m like, ‘I’m out.’ … I mean, what am I going to do?

“Should I have given it a little more effort? One hundred percent. (It’s) my fault like always, I mean that’s just my mentality when I’m in the game. (There are) things that you learn, things that you gotta change. I’ve tried changing it for eight years and I still can’t figure it out but, one of these days I will.”

He literally said this this morning, and this is his version of "playing with an edge?"

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