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How do you piss? 99 members have voted

  1. 1. How do you piss?

    • Through the fly
      37
    • Pull down the band
      62

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If my shirt is tucked in, I’d rather not re-tuck(lazy), I’ll go through. Untucked and I’ll take it out over the band.

It.
It.
Out.
Out.

Over the top. Gives me a chance to air out the chestnuts.

Jeans... zipper.

Golf shorts, band.

Athletic shorts, pull the left side up real high.

Over the top. Sometimes unbutton if i'm not lazy.


Haven't gone through since probably elementary school. I don't need the zipper teeth ripping my dick

I'm ambidickstrous. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Jeans... zipper.

Golf shorts, band.

Athletic shorts, pull the left side up real high.

 

1.  What's this bullshit that I couldn't reply without having voted?  My vote choice wasn't available.  I should have skewed the results by going against my actual selection.

 

2.  Yeah, this option is missing from the vote choices.  Pull the leg hole over & pull your unit to the side.

5 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Gotta unzip to use both hands

I only pull out enough to win 

And this counts as "pull down", right? 

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I just use a trucker's friend strapped to my leg and empty it out every evening before bed. 

I just pull my pants leg to the side..lol

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Open the fly of my pants and pull down the band of my brief.  Sometimes pull the side of brief up.  Never thru the fly of the brief.  

normally I am too hammered to figure it out, so last time, I just pulled out my tie, aimed to the urinal, and pissed my pants

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Depends

Where's the Surly reply to this??

 

 

extra absorbent or regular ?

depends on the underwear. and fyi, the industry terms are through the gate or over the mountain...

Jockey Pouch box briefs FTW.

Regular "pull through" underwear is evil incarnated.

22 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Open the fly of my pants and pull down the band of my brief.  Sometimes pull the side of brief up.  Never thru the fly of the brief.  

This seems bizarre to me. My boxers have a fly that is easy to slip open, pulling the band down would be way more difficult. What kind of underwear are you fools wearing that it's easier to pull the band down?

Unzip the pants, reach in and up to grab the band, pull the band down and hold it down so it's not trying to push your dick up while you pee? WTF is this shit.

Unzip the pants, slip your hand through the fly and pull your dick out. Much quicker and easier. Way less clothing manipulation and takes like 1 second to accomplish.

21 hours ago, LarryTT said:

Where's the Surly reply to this??

 

 

extra absorbent or regular ?

He stole my line.

On 10/10/2018 at 10:30 PM, Aldo Raine said:


It.
It.
Out.
Out.

surely you were involved in some sort of amorous...

Always pull down because it seems like I can never get a good enough shake when I pull through, almost always have a little bit of a drizzle when I zip back up.

What the hell is wrong with you monsters? 

Pants on = pull through 

At home in just boxers = dealers choice. 

Anyone doing the pants pull down at a urinal is on the fucking spectrum 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

What the hell is wrong with you monsters? 

Pants on = pull through 

At home in just boxers = dealers choice. 

Anyone doing the pants pull down at a urinal is on the fucking spectrum 

What are you, an elementary kid?

I’ve never really understood the purpose of underwear.

So, I just unzip, whip it out, pee,  shake it a couple times to avoid drippage(sp), zip back up, and split the scene.

 

For the through the fly folks.

 

I never even imagined that putting it through the zipper was a feasible option.  

I’ve never really understood the purpose of underwear.
So, I just unzip, whip it out, pee,  shake it a couple times to avoid drippage(sp), zip back up, and split the scene.
 

I dont like sitting on my balls. Underwear helps with that.

I pull the band down normally. I’ve been pinched before.
11 hours ago, 'stache said:

I never even imagined that putting it through the zipper was a feasible option.  

I’ve never even considered pulling down the band, after about the age of 5 when it was long enough to get thru the gate.

Buncha Butters pissing fools in here. 

39 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I dont like sitting on my balls. Underwear helps with that.

I pull the band down normally. I’ve been pinched before.

Yea.....the no underwear route does require a little pocket-pool, especially when one has the low-dangling ball(s) syndrome

Edited by former alkie

I’ve never even considered pulling down the band, after about the age of 5 when it was long enough to get thru the gate.
Buncha Butters pissing fools in here. 
Or we just don't like the teeth of the fly to dig into our weens

I'm at minute maid park. Figured I'd try the pull through method to speed things up. Not possible. You pull throughers got some tiny dicks.

i had no clue this many adults could wear gym shorts and t-shirts to work.

Usually unless the cornbread has jalapenos then other.

On 10/10/2018 at 9:21 PM, immamac said:

Had an argument recently with @scDaeDae that needs settling. 

When you piss do you pull through the fly or pull down the band? 

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