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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)

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Some poor SID is getting a good kicking for this:

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Maybe it's about the players not getting their oil changes done this weekend.

Maybe it was just a reminder for someone that the lube needs to be restocked 

I’ve always rooted for LSU. Except for the Cotton Bowl when Roy dragged his nuts on their face.

This makes me like them more.

I’ve always rooted for LSU. Except for the Cotton Bowl when Roy dragged his nuts on their face.
This makes me like them more.
First college game I ever went to. Dad got us tickets on the Texas side. I had no ties to the team or anything, didn't have any UT clothing. Dad wasn't a Texas fan, just wanted to take me to two blue bloods in the Cotton Bowl. Watched Simms and Roy go off. Texas fan for life after that. /csb

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Orgeron is The Man in LA - Geaux Tigers!!!


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Lived in LA for over a decade - Love the Tigers, behind my Horns!!!!

Son’s room growing up was half LSU and half UT! Asked as a child if his Grandpa (‘63 Horns Team) would be mad if he went to LSU - Grandpa said, “As long as it’s not aggy”!


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22 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

First college game I ever went to. Dad got us tickets on the Texas side. I had no ties to the team or anything, didn't have any UT clothing. Dad wasn't a Texas fan, just wanted to take me to two blue bloods in the Cotton Bowl. Watched Simms and Roy go off. Texas fan for life after that. /csb

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I was so fucking hungover in the Delt house that morning. Goddamn I still cringe thinking about that hangover. 

Yep - my wife’s son cheered when LSU beat us in the CWS! He asked, why so quiet and I told him your a “Mamna’s Boy” and he’s never forgot it!


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25 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

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Nice to know Les loves his mom 

Need some diversity of opinion in this thread... I've always hated LSU. Overrated as a program, and their unemployed trailer trash fanbase was super obnoxious in the 2009 CWS. 

LSU is great. College roommates dad went there, and he took us to the game where they knocked off #1 Florida when Spurrier was coaching, I forget the exact year.  Night game.  Craziest football atmosphere I have ever seen in my life.

I’m looking forward to be going to LSU in 2020, hopefully it will be a Burnt Orange party in the stands

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Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m looking forward to be going to LSU in 2020, hopefully it will be a Burnt Orange party in the stands

I hope for your sake they've restocked all that lube that seems to have gone missing in Baton Rouge

This is awesome.

Fuck LSU.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Is that a prosthetic?  Or does she have the skinniest arm ever seen?

Fuck LSU. But I hope they wreck Gawgia so my Gators have a better chance.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I hope for your sake they've restocked all that lube that seems to have gone missing in Baton Rouge

I always bring my own supply

3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

First college game I ever went to. Dad got us tickets on the Texas side. I had no ties to the team or anything, didn't have any UT clothing. Dad wasn't a Texas fan, just wanted to take me to two blue bloods in the Cotton Bowl. Watched Simms and Roy go off. Texas fan for life after that. /csb

 

2 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I was so fucking hungover in the Delt house that morning. Goddamn I still cringe thinking about that hangover. 

I went to that game. Didn’t think much of the matchup, because LSU was ~8-3 and Texas was 8-3 or 9-2, so tickets weren’t that expensive and a group of friends from high school/middle school days went. 

It was not my first college game however. I think that my first was UT vs Alabama in the Cotton Bowl when Bear Bryant coached his last game. Fairly certain Texas won 14-12 after taking a late safety so that they could waste time before booming the ball away with seconds left in the game. 

Grew up watching Texas, LSU, and Florida State. Texas is my school, but I can't help but like lsu. I stopped giving a shit about FSU when Jimbo went there. I knew he would kill that program, just as he did. /csb

5 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

Mettenberger went in dry and had a snack.

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I think he figured he needs more lube in his goatee...

I cheer for LSU against everyone not called Texas.  Our family lived in Baton Rouge for 11 years, grew up going to the games in the 70s when they were coached by Charlie McClendon.  

Nothing beats a Saturday night game at Death Valley. 

Hope they do go in dry on UGA.

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Surly's favorite college football programs...

1) Stanford

 

 

2) Texas

3) LSU

54 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

I like LSU when they beat bama. That's pretty much it.

So not very often then.

Been to BR a couple of times for basketball games never FB but always enjoyed it even though UK got whooped the times I’ve been.  Almost got my ass kicked for no reason at all other than they’re just crazy as fuck.  I like watching Tiger games from BR, think they do it right.  

Need some diversity of opinion in this thread... I've always hated LSU. Overrated as a program, and their unemployed trailer trash fanbase was super obnoxious in the 2009 CWS. 
I have had the opposite experience with their fans. I worked with a ton of LSU grads and they can hand-wring with the best of us Longhorns. Especially during the decline of the Mad Hatter. They were good at making fun of themselves.

Oh, and they can fucking party. Come one, come all, they don't give a shit as long as you aren't an asshole and have a good time.

i think they beat Georgia tomorrow . Go Yellow Purple !  We need to root for all top teams to fall. 

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Saw Ole Miss - LSU in Oxford when both teams were pretty middling. The Grove was still phenomenal and the Cajuns were a hoot to party with.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I cheer for LSU against everyone not called Texas.  Our family lived in Baton Rouge for 11 years, grew up going to the games in the 70s when they were coached by Charlie McClendon.  

Nothing beats a Saturday night game at Death Valley. 

Hope they do go in dry on UGA.

Great, now I read your posts in that horrible accent.  

2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Surly's favorite college football programs...

1) Whereever pirate coaches...

 

 

2) Texas

3) LSU

 

9 hours ago, Augustus said:

Is that a prosthetic?  Or does she have the skinniest arm ever seen?

she?

9 hours ago, Augustus said:

Is that a prosthetic?  Or does she have the skinniest arm ever seen?

Parallax effect, imo.

Fuck LSU. Only LSU game I've been to was that Cotton Bowl. Their band blasted that damn fight song and on first note startled the shit out of me. That crowd roared. I thought to myself, self, what the hell did we get ourselves into? Then Roy. Fuck them. 

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Great, now I read your posts in that horrible accent.  

Momma was coonass but dad was Texan and had a really pronounced Texas accent. Growing up with the two of them left me with a fairly ambitious accent...hard to place. 

But if I’m down that way for a few days I’ll start to parle.

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