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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)

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8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Gata going in dry.

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4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

LOL

 

Bump to pg 33.  Hope these guys don't kill themselves from alcohol poisoning tonite 😬

I mean I know we played the backup QB but there can’t be that much of a difference 

30 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean I know we played the backup QB but there can’t be that much of a difference 

 

take the W. win out and control your fate to the playoffs 

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Weekly reminder that LSU lost the South Carolina game, but were bailed out repeatedly by egregious calls from the refs. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Anything before 2028 would cost the entire state budget of Louisiana.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I mean I know we played the backup QB but there can’t be that much of a difference 

Their backup QB doesn't play defense.  

On 11/12/2024 at 3:17 AM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s dickbag’s buyout?

He’s finished there regardless. Just a matter of time.

Brings to mind the immortal words of Howard Schnellenberger at his first press conference after being hired as head football coach of the Louisville (Loowavul) Cardinals: “The Louisville Cardinals are on a collision course with the national championship.  The only variable is time.”  Good old Howard.  I believe his next stop was Blow U.

14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bump to pg 33.  Hope these guys don't kill themselves from alcohol poisoning tonite 😬

So do the Whiskey and Wine fellas actually film live in a bar or do they use background footage? They’re shouting about getting fucked in the ass by Sunbelt Billy as some ladies are having a girls’ night at the bar. 

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LSU legal team researching whether verbal abuse of a player on national TV constitutes “for cause”
4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So do the Whiskey and Wine fellas actually film live in a bar or do they use background footage? They’re shouting about getting fucked in the ass by Sunbelt Billy as some ladies are having a girls’ night at the bar. 

Looks like it's live in the"Don Juan Cigar Bar"

 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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That’s basically half of LSU’s entire endowment.

Last night was fun. It's been several rough years but each year we seem to have a game where The Swamp is at its best and it makes sitting through the rest seem worth while (my golf game is similar where I can expect one good hole per round).

This year - LSU
2023 - Tennessee
2022 - Utah

It's been great seeing fellow Gators continue to show up every home game and try to will the team to a win.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That’s basically half of LSU’s entire endowment.

I'm sure there's a local children't hospital with some extra cash.

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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meanwhile, in Baton Rouge

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This is what LSU gets for trying to be something it's not.  It's like a bizarre inversion of reality where reading at a third grade level makes you more successful. It makes no sense most places, but Louisiana isn't most places. They need someone like Les Miles or Ogre. You know... morons. 

Also, too, I hope they keep Kelly forever.

Swamp tour seems the more likely method.

I kinda hope OU beats them at the end of the season to pump some agonizing life into BV

15 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bump to pg 33.  Hope these guys don't kill themselves from alcohol poisoning tonite 😬

Sunbelt Billy. Sunbelt Billy. Sunbelt Billy..........

 

 

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Swamp tour seems the more likely method.

They just need to post his face on signs declaring him an “Endangered Species must be released immediately if caught”.

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I kinda hope OU beats them at the end of the season to pump some agonizing life into BV

I’m digging where your head is at.

19 hours ago, Pimphand said:

LOL

 

I assume the guy on the right is a comedian? 
 

I hope they own a piece of the bar because some fat drunk shouting “Sunbelt Billy just fucked us the ass and dicked down our wives” is not what you want to hear when you’re paying $15 for a ranch water. 

Hard to believe that LSU has a coach even more unlikeable than Kim Mulkey, but here we are.

15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I hope they own a piece of the bar because some fat drunk shouting “Sunbelt Billy just fucked us the ass and dicked down our wives” is not what you want to hear when you’re paying $15 for a ranch water. 

Been going on since at least 2021 at that same bar.

Looks like these two guys maybe have done sports radio stuff in Lsu land. Definitely broadcast was live,  as you see guy at the bar react to rough language early in this video...

Oct 2021:  Whiskey & Wine POSTGAME SHOW: LSU 49, Florida 42

53 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Been going on since at least 2021 at that same bar.

Looks like these two guys maybe have done sports radio stuff in Lsu land. Definitely broadcast was live,  as you see guy at the bar react to rough language early in this video...

Oct 2021:  Whiskey & Wine POSTGAME SHOW: LSU 49, Florida 42

Thanks for sharing. Pretty funny. This is what I imagine Looch and Fat Brauny are like after a loss and before the camera goes on. 

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I assume the guy on the right is a comedian? 
 

I hope they own a piece of the bar because some fat drunk shouting “Sunbelt Billy just fucked us the ass and dicked down our wives” is not what you want to hear when you’re paying $15 for a ranch water. 

Counter-point: when you've just lost to Sunbelt Billy and are in need of a lift, maybe it's exactly what you want to hear.

Looks like we got Tramell Jones out of the weekend. Not bad.

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Is it too late to fire him for killing that kid at Notre Dame? 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If already posted is it any less hilarious? Or is it fewer, Stannis? 

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Less hilarious, fewer chuckles, grins, shits and/or giggles.

Does LSU have anyone worth a shit to target in the portal? You've gotta assume the way the team quit and with Kelly berating players left and right because his shitty schemes weren't working that they will have a higher than normal exit rate this winter.

16 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Thanks for sharing. Pretty funny. This is what I imagine Looch and Fat Brauny are like after a loss and before the camera goes on. 

Here's T-Bob earlier in the day Saturday...

 

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Does LSU have anyone worth a shit to target in the portal? You've gotta assume the way the team quit and with Kelly berating players left and right because his shitty schemes weren't working that they will have a higher than normal exit rate this winter.

Rumor on rant players are talking about a mass exodus. 

I spent some time looking last night and they have 1 orn2 linemen that would probably be useful depth with a chance to start with so many of ours going to the NFL. 

That's probably it though 

8 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Rumor on rant players are talking about a mass exodus. 

 

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