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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)

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My lsu kinfolks are convinced they are stealing Riley and that’s in a done deal.  

Were they convinced they had Herman too?


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On 10/25/2021 at 11:18 AM, Sir Ulrich said:

Cancel all other entries because we have found today's internet champion 

 

 

???

On 10/23/2021 at 9:42 PM, Js1 said:

OU lifer unless he gets the NFL itch. 

I think Bob stuck around because the big 12 was so easy to win.  Now that ou is headed to the SEC, maybe Lincoln is ready to leave, not for LSU, but the NFL.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Rumor is Mel Tucker to LSU it’s why you’re seeing Michigan State offer Harold Perkins so late. 

I'd probably hold out until we watch Mich St play against some actual competition this year... they could lose 4 of there final 5 games.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I'd probably hold out until we watch Mich St play against some actual competition this year... they could lose 4 of there final 5 games.

Same with Aranda. What if Tucker and Aranda go -3 or -4 by the end of the year. A competent AD wouldn't fire their coach and secure a coach mid way through their 2nd year. If LSU has an agreement in place it will be with an established coach that can afford to lose a couple i.e. Franklin, Fickell, Jimbo, Riley

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LSU LB Bugg Strong transfers; Is anyone left?    (12 hrs ago)

Georgia Tech I presume…
6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

From @Longhornfrenzy . Would be a fun roller coaster over the next month if this comes to pass

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The quietness of this search leads me to believe this is a done deal. The aggy extension early this year only served as a bar for what he wants from LSU. Why would they stop short of making him the first $100 million coach by $5 million over 10 years? Aggy would love nothing more than to beat their chest about that accomplishment. This gives him a clear and convincing reason when he bolts and becomes the first $100 million man in Baton Rouge 

On 10/24/2021 at 10:25 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

One is a degenerate alcoholic who’s fun to hang out with until he steals the meds from your medicine cabinet and tries to bang your wife.

Sorry for partying.

 

On 10/7/2021 at 4:45 PM, closetojumping said:

 

Another issue is that he's a drug addict, allegedly. Dude spent time during corona ahead of last season in rehab and UT did a good job of keeping it under wraps. 

 

Wholly crap, should have been drawn and quartered...

On 10/7/2021 at 4:49 PM, Barbacoa said:

He's also an alcoholic (unless he's gotten help.) Drank at the facility regularly. Was always hungover, especially on Sundays. 

Hell most people would be hungover on Sunday if they fucked up as much as he did on Saturday...

On 10/17/2021 at 2:37 PM, Fud said:

The main LSU insider just posted “We have our name and are in active talks. Our new coach will be named shortly after the season.”

 

On 10/17/2021 at 3:59 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Just a hunch, but it feels like LSU got their yes and it's coordinated hit job on Oeaux. 

 

On 10/17/2021 at 4:56 PM, TexasGolf said:

Post on 247 from September 

 

 

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Woodward and Jimbo have been scheming this for a while. I think Jimbo beating Alabama sped up the process and Woodward was able to use that as leverage to dump Ogre bring his buddy on board.

Could one say that Jimbo and LSU have a gentleman’s agreement in place?

11 hours ago, tomahawk dunk said:

Over on one of the Tiger boards, they're saying Matt Rhule. 

Joel Klatt was on Colin Cowherd the other day saying his people were hearing Rhule didn't like the NFL and was looking at possibly returning to college. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Joel Klatt was on Colin Cowherd the other day saying his people were hearing Rhule didn't like the NFL and was looking at possibly returning to college. 

Which is ironic because the whole time he was in college we kept hearing how “he’s a pro guy” and would be jumping to the NFL when he got a chance. 

11 hours ago, tomahawk dunk said:

Over on one of the Tiger boards, they're saying Matt Rhule. 

Seems like Rhule would jump at Penn State if/when Franklin left

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Joel Klatt was on Colin Cowherd the other day saying his people were hearing Rhule didn't like the NFL and was looking at possibly returning to college. 

If that happens then let's make Brady the highest paid WR/Pass game coordinator in the country. 

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5 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Seems like Rhule would jump at Penn State if/when Franklin left

If a dude voluntarily chooses to coach at Baylor and Penn State in one career, you eventually have to start asking difficult questions.

Seems like Jimbo is a better fit for Baton Rouge than Rhule, but then I'm reminded that two midwestern guys had successful runs for LSU (Saban and Miles), so what the fuck do I know?

14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

If a dude voluntarily chooses to coach at Baylor and Penn State in one career, you eventually have to start asking difficult questions.

He also walked on at Penn State so no matter the cost Rhule was determined to witness atrocities first hand. 

30 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Seems like Rhule would jump at Penn State if/when Franklin left

I agree. That would make more sense.

12 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

He also walked on at Penn State so no matter the cost Rhule was determined to witness atrocities first hand. 

Right. Because every player and coach witnessed Sandusky molesting little boys in the shower. Is that really what you think?

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Right. Because every player and coach witnessed Sandusky molesting little boys in the shower. Is that really what you think?

You seem a little sensitive to jokes. 

Call my shot:

Franklin to USC
Rhule to Penn State
Jimbo to LSU
IDGAF to aggy

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You seem a little sensitive to jokes. 

That was a joke? Didn’t sound like one. Just sounded stupid. Stupidity is common among sports fans. Just look at how Tennessee fans blocked the Schiano hire. 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Call my shot:

Franklin to USC
Rhule to Penn State
Jimbo to LSU
IDGAF to aggy

Seems reasonable to me although someone like Traylor to a&m would be less than ideal for us. I’ve said it here before but I’d think if Jimbo left they’d just promote Elko to HC.

2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

I’ve said it here before but I’d think if Jimbo left they’d just promote Elko to HC.

Not until after they offer Urban Meyer 10 years at a $20 million a year guaranteed with no buyout.

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That was a joke? Didn’t sound like one. Just sounded stupid. Stupidity is common among sports fans. Just look at how Tennessee fans blocked the Schiano hire. 

I know, you remind us almost daily. 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I know, you remind us almost daily. 

Blah blah blah. I’m not a fan, I’m more of an enthusiast. And possibly the most objective person on this board. 

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Call my shot:

Franklin to USC
Rhule to Penn State
Jimbo to LSU
IDGAF to aggy

If a former national championship winning coach can't get it done you have to go bigger. 

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21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Not until after they offer Urban Meyer 10 years at a $20 million a year guaranteed with no buyout.

Texas A&Meyer University in Shelly Station, Texas.  When they play at Urban Field. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Right. Because every player and coach witnessed Sandusky molesting little boys in the shower. Is that really what you think?

How can you be so obtuse?

You think everyone on here has really fucked south Austin’s mom?? People joke on here all the time. Are the pedophilia jokes hitting too close to home for you?

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Blah blah blah. I’m not a fan, I’m more of an enthusiast. And possibly the most objective person on this board. 

Do you also have many leather bound books about objectivity and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?

 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texas A&Meyer University in Shelly Station, Texas.  When they play at Urban Field. 

And think of all the women at the Dixie Chicken who will get fingerbanged.

16 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

How can you be so obtuse?

You think everyone on here has really fucked south Austin’s mom?? People joke on here all the time. Are the pedophilia jokes hitting too close to home for you?

What makes you think it was a joke?

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And think of all the women at the Dixie Chicken who will get fingerbanged.

That place gets so busy, Urban could have a field day in there and noone would ever know as he navigates the crowd. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Call my shot:

Franklin to USC
Rhule to Penn State
Jimbo to LSU
IDGAF to aggy

Saban to aggy for 4 years 100 million.  No buyout. That will be the offer. 

Call my shot:
Franklin to USC
Rhule to Penn State
Jimbo to LSU
IDGAF to aggy

Who is this IDGAF you speak of, never heard of him…

VolTiger who is one of their resident insiders seems to think Jimbo is in the drivers seat

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46 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

VolTiger who is one of their resident insiders seems to think Jimbo is in the drivers seat

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I'll add three other reasons I have seen from LSU sites -

1) it's really, really quiet which leads to likelihood its been in the works and between a candidate who Woodward already has a good relationship with

2) TX/OU to SEC issue that Jimbo knows his recruiting advantage at A&M has peaked and will only decrease since he no longer has the only SEC hat for TX kids. 

3) a&m beating Bama moved things up and made it easier for Woodward to move up Orgeron separation to dot i's and cross t's on backdoor deal

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

VolTiger who is one of their resident insiders seems to think Jimbo is in the drivers seat

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Culture? Having a tough time finding bulls?

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Who is this IDGAF you speak of, never heard of him…

Idgaf Belickick. Bill’s lesser-known but equally talented twin brother.

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Saban to aggy for 4 years 100 million.  No buyout. That will be the offer. 

The $100 million to be paid upfront.

27 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I'll add three other reasons I have seen from LSU sites -

1) it's really, really quiet which leads to likelihood its been in the works and between a candidate who Woodward already has a good relationship with

2) TX/OU to SEC issue that Jimbo knows his recruiting advantage at A&M has peaked and will only decrease since he no longer has the only SEC hat for TX kids. 

3) a&m beating Bama moved things up and made it easier for Woodward to move up Orgeron separation to dot i's and cross t's on backdoor deal

If it does turn out that the culture/leadership thing is real, that would be a hilarious twist since aggy has been fawning over how perfect of a fit Jimbo is to everything they are about. 

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If it does turn out that the culture/leadership thing is real, that would be a hilarious twist since aggy has been fawning over how perfect of a fit Jimbo is to everything they are about. 

If Sul Ross was resurrected and visited College Station he’d say, “What the fuck is up with these weirdos?”

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