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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)

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47 minutes ago, locodos said:

No OT I want to watch the Gata dammit!

We’re fucking it up already

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

We’re fucking it up already

In hind sight, OT would have been nice

LSU's Brian Kelly says South Carolina punt-block illegal, asking SEC to review

Kelly is going to take it up with the SEC... 

"The blocked punt, I'm going to have to take that up with our SEC office," Kelly said in a postgame assessment of LSU's special teams play. "We believe it was an illegal block, and we voiced our concern with it." 

"We will address it with the SEC officiating crew and with John McDaid (SEC's head of officiating). We believe, we believe we had an argument there."

Up 10-0, the Gamecocks crashed through the LSU wedge to block a punt that set up their offense with a short, 10-yard field. Raheim Sanders scampered in on the next play.

  

https://footballscoop.com/news/lsus-brian-kelly-says-south-carolina-punt-block-illegal-asking-sec-to-review

 

59 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

LSU's Brian Kelly says South Carolina punt-block illegal, asking SEC to review

Kelly is going to take it up with the SEC... 

"The blocked punt, I'm going to have to take that up with our SEC office," Kelly said in a postgame assessment of LSU's special teams play. "We believe it was an illegal block, and we voiced our concern with it." 

"We will address it with the SEC officiating crew and with John McDaid (SEC's head of officiating). We believe, we believe we had an argument there."

Up 10-0, the Gamecocks crashed through the LSU wedge to block a punt that set up their offense with a short, 10-yard field. Raheim Sanders scampered in on the next play.

  

https://footballscoop.com/news/lsus-brian-kelly-says-south-carolina-punt-block-illegal-asking-sec-to-review

 

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Is his argument illegal athleticism?  Dude jumped between 2 of the wedge guys and one of them kind of helped elevate him over with a push.

On 9/17/2024 at 8:10 PM, LTtxfan said:

LSU's Brian Kelly says South Carolina punt-block illegal, asking SEC to review

Kelly is going to take it up with the SEC... 

"The blocked punt, I'm going to have to take that up with our SEC office," Kelly said in a postgame assessment of LSU's special teams play. "We believe it was an illegal block, and we voiced our concern with it." 

"We will address it with the SEC officiating crew and with John McDaid (SEC's head of officiating). We believe, we believe we had an argument there."

Up 10-0, the Gamecocks crashed through the LSU wedge to block a punt that set up their offense with a short, 10-yard field. Raheim Sanders scampered in on the next play.

  

https://footballscoop.com/news/lsus-brian-kelly-says-south-carolina-punt-block-illegal-asking-sec-to-review

 

Negligent homicide is also illegal but that didn’t stop Kelly and his staff at Notre Dame.

Fuck this choad.

What was supposed to be illegal on the punt block? Jumping? I thought you couldn’t jump over a lineman in his stance like Lavar.

  • 1 month later...

Damn the bayou bengals are improving.

Lacy is a stud...

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn the bayou bengals are improving.

Lacy is a stud...

⬆⬆⬆⬆    Did not age well

Shitty 2nd half... Kelly about to explode 😋

Classic... so good  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

WHISKEY & WINE POSTGAME SHOW: LSU Tigers 23 vs. Texas A&M Aggies 38

 

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2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

This is some Huey Long shit right here. 

 

Holy Shit -- WTF Corndogs ??? 😬

2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

This is some Huey Long shit right here. 

 

this is fucked up.   if im Mike, I am oughta that bitch tonight, declaring myself a bengal and headed to Cincy!

2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

This is some Huey Long shit right here. 

 

 

 

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In unrelated news, the NOLA zoo is missing a tiger.

11 minutes ago, kevwun said:

In unrelated news, the NOLA zoo is missing a tiger.

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/lsu-football-live-tiger-mike-alabama-louisiana-mascot-sideline/article_f8887770-c5d9-5a8d-ab6e-d255091c54dd.html

The tiger on the field, according to state senator Bill Wheat, R-Ponchatoula, will not be Mike VII but a different tiger that will be on the sidelines.

The new tiger, according to multiple sources, is coming from Florida. Its name is Omar Bradley, sources said.
39 minutes ago, locodos said:

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/lsu-football-live-tiger-mike-alabama-louisiana-mascot-sideline/article_f8887770-c5d9-5a8d-ab6e-d255091c54dd.html

The tiger on the field, according to state senator Bill Wheat, R-Ponchatoula, will not be Mike VII but a different tiger that will be on the sidelines.

The new tiger, according to multiple sources, is coming from Florida. Its name is Omar Bradley, sources said.

The Wire Omar GIF

41 minutes ago, locodos said:

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/lsu-football-live-tiger-mike-alabama-louisiana-mascot-sideline/article_f8887770-c5d9-5a8d-ab6e-d255091c54dd.html

The tiger on the field, according to state senator Bill Wheat, R-Ponchatoula, will not be Mike VII but a different tiger that will be on the sidelines.

The new tiger, according to multiple sources, is coming from Florida. Its name is Omar Bradley, sources said.

That's a fucking mad libs.

3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Somebody gonna get killed for real.

So an LSU or bama fan gonna get killed? 

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So they're going to chain him to the goalpost? 

21 minutes ago, Dewey said:

So they're going to chain him to the goalpost? 

They have a portable cage Mike used to sit in on the visitor's sideline until people realized it might be a bad idea to subject a lion to bright lights and 100,000 screaming people. 

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Uhh did I read that correctly? The tiger is named Omar Bradley….who is naming these animals? 

12 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Uhh did I read that correctly? The tiger is named Omar Bradley….who is naming these animals? 

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7 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

This is some Huey Long shit right here. 

 

What a joke of a school/state

 

like seriously, they are a fucking middle school over there

I have so many questions. This is crazy even by Louisiana standards.

livvy dunne 

body paint 

tiger ears

tiger tail 

done 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What a joke of a school/state

 

like seriously, they are a fucking middle school over there

 

not sure about UT, LSU athletes can take 100% of their classes online 

5 hours ago, locodos said:

 

The new tiger, according to multiple sources, is coming from Florida.


Big Cat Facebook GIF by NETFLIX

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What a joke of a school/state

 

like seriously, they are a fucking middle school over there

Christ, their fucking Surgeon General is a veterinarian; did you no apply?

54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

please be true 🙏🙏🙏

 

How can you not love college football?

GOTY

No not the game of the year the governor of the year.

"Maybe we can get this tiger to roar a couple of times"

LMFAO I hope this dude goes down to the sideline to pet the tiger.

Can I pet dat dawg? Who dat?

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

What about the safety of everyone not named Omar Bradley?

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Harambe is rooting for the tiger. 

34 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, he's not. https://ldh.la.gov/subhome/surgeon-general

Fucking end twitter, please. It is 100% garbage, like its owner.

according to wikipedia, he graduated from the LSU veterinary school and was a vet for 10 years before going to medical school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Abraham_(politician)#:~:text=Ralph Lee Abraham Jr.,and resident of Alto%2C Louisiana.

https://lailluminator.com/2024/06/25/surgeon-general/

Personally, i'm shook that a message board poster was wrong.  What is the world coming to?

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

livvy dunne 

body paint 

tiger ears

tiger tail 

done 

 

 

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My son wanted to get an Instagram account, so we told him OK as long as we could monitor it. I was looking through his feed and noticed that Ms. Dunne was one of his first follows.

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A little Tiger perspective.  Not sure when it was discontinued but I am certain that during most if not all of the Bryant years a caged tiger was parked at the field end of the visiting team’s tunnel so the players would literally have to pass the fucker to get onto the field as the LSU wacko hordes chanted “TIGER bait, TIGER bait, TIGER bait” ad nauseum.  Old Mike most definitely knew how to growl.  Animal cruelty and dangerous as shit, to boot.  Like ghose asdholes at Auburn forcing our national bird symbol to perform stunts at Possum Hair Stadium, a known hive of scum and villaint.  An outrage!  Between 1969 and 2000, LSU won exactly zero times over Alabama in Baton Rouge.  They do sell hot spicy boudin there.  And the Golden Girls are somewhat attractive if you’re into sexual gymnastics and daydreaming.  I hope someone has hypnotized Milroe not to get the yips.  Could be a long night otherwise.

5 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

What about the safety of everyone not named Omar Bradley?

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“I spent several hours with the tiger last night and…”

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